004, cats and dogs can talk
When I saw it, I was stunned and my mind went blank.
In the hall, a cat and a dog sat on the sofa opposite the person, and a pot of tea was brewing in the center of the coffee table.
The black cat smiled: "Little brother, do you really fancy other people's girls, she doesn't allow you to enter the door, you actually show your original form with your eyes, and you just use the little girl's sympathy to blend in, and her heart can be punished!" ”
Rhubarb shook his head and sighed: "Don't talk nonsense, when we first met, you haven't seen Miss Feng's unflattering appearance." I just had good intentions and wanted to save her. As long as you survive these seven days, let Miss Feng avoid the catastrophe. I'm going to drift away, no matter how she feels about me, or how I feel about her. ”
The black cat sneered: "Bragging, when you see other people's girls' bodies, you are obviously so excited that you have nosebleeds." ”
At this time, He Feng finally recovered from the extreme shock, dropped the Longquan Sword in his hand, and smashed it on the stairs, making a clanging sound.
"Who!" Black cat binge!
He Feng was so frightened that he turned around and fled, but when he saw a black shadow flashing in front of him, he suddenly didn't know anything.
A long, long time later, He Feng was awakened by the sunlight shining in from the window, she opened her eyes in a daze, and found herself sleeping on the bed, glancing sideways, she saw Lao Hei and Rhubarb lying on the floor, and as for the Longquan sword, it was also hanging in the scabbard on the wall.
It turned out to be a dream of Nanke! How can cats and dogs talk! I've been thinking too much about it these days, so I've had nightmares.
He Feng shook his head, and it took him a long time to get up, propping himself up with both hands, moving his feet over, and just about to get off the ground, he suddenly caught a glimpse of the black soles of his feet, and his forehead was dripping with sweat.
Last night's incident, not a dream!
She vividly remembers that she went out barefoot, and the hallways and stairs were not cleaned much, so they were dirty.
He Feng quietly glanced at Lao Hei and Rhubarb, who were still sleeping, and felt a burst of fear in his heart.
What exactly are they? What a strange thing it is that a cat and a dog can actually spit out words! Could it be that his head is muddy and hallucinating?
He Feng pressed his forehead, low blood pressure caused his head to be not bright when he just got up in the morning, since the cats and dogs have not been poisoned, even if they were found out by themselves last night, they were stunned, and tried their best to cover up the truth, indicating that she had not yet torn her face, and she still had a chance.
He Feng got up first and ran to the bathroom to freshen up, when the black cat also got up and followed, as if he was spying on her.
Women are really born actors, even after experiencing the incredible scene last night, He Feng can still pretend that nothing happened and freshen up as usual.
She looked at the woman in the mirror, it was a melon seed face, fair skin, without a trace of imperfection, with a pair of big apricot eyes, straight eyebrows, thick and thick, a firm nose and a tight mouth, all revealing a resolute character.
"I can't admit defeat!" He Feng told himself, "I still have a chance, I have to find evidence to confirm the truth first, and then find a way to understand all this." ”
He Feng changed her clothes and went downstairs, today she has an extra heart, the clothes she wears are more sporty, and her shoes have been changed to hiking shoes, so that she can escape at any time.
She took a book, sat on the sofa after going downstairs, pretended to have nothing to read, and was actually stroking the sofa secretly with her free hand, and sure enough, she found several yellowed dog hairs.
Yes, what happened last night is definitely not a dream.
He Feng has been able to confirm the truth.
What makes He Feng incomprehensible is, what kind of conspiracy those cats and dogs have against her? Saying that he is neither a white lady nor Tang Sanzang, the protagonist has zero life, what is the meaning of staring at himself?
No matter what, let's find a way to escape.
He Feng was worried that if he went out rashly now, he would be blocked by cats and dogs, so he patiently waited for the takeaway to arrive, pretended to go to get the takeaway, and opened all the gates of the wall.
However, the tragic thing is that the IQ of cats and dogs is not low, and the big dog rushed over, grabbed ahead of He Feng, blocked the exit of the metal gate, and stared at her, so that He Feng could not escape from the road.
He Feng once wanted to use force, but after comparing the strength of the big dog and his own arm, he had to give up this idea - he was looking for death!
After last night's incident, cats and dogs have become wary of He Feng, no matter when and where, at least one of them will follow, so that she can't escape. What's even more tragic is that He Feng found that even his mobile phone was missing. Later, the wreckage of a poor mobile phone was found inside the dumpster, with traces of dog teeth. These two demons have too high IQs, lest He Feng find foreign aid, and actually strike first and destroy the mobile phone.
Although He Feng still maintained an indifferent attitude, deep down in his heart became more and more anxious as the sky darkened, overthinking made He Feng feel low blood sugar, so he took out snacks to replenish her energy, and when she pulled out the chocolate, she suddenly had a flash of inspiration.
It seems to have read in a magazine that cats and dogs and other animals are not allowed to eat chocolate, because the caffeine contained in it is highly toxic to them.
He Feng's eyes became brighter and brighter, and a plan gradually formed in the depths of his heart.
She pretended to eat chocolate, but she actually crushed it and stuffed it into her pocket. When it was time for dinner, the takeaway was delivered, and He Feng went to get it as usual. Her luck was excellent and today's takeaway entmain dish was black pepper steak. He Feng quietly took out chocolate powder from his pocket and sprinkled it on it. The dark chocolate itself does not contain sugar, and although it has an aroma, it is masked by the strong aroma of black pepper, and it is impossible to distinguish between them.
He Feng first ate the chocolate black pepper steak, the cat and dog didn't know what to do, they also ate it, didn't eat a few bites, and frowned, this black pepper chocolate steak tasted really weird.
The black cat is smaller, and after eating chocolate, it immediately has a seizure, its body sways from side to side, and it almost wants to fall, it shakes its head, tries to stay awake, but falls helplessly.
When the big dog saw the fate of the black cat, he immediately became suspicious, sniffed it with his nose, and finally realized that something was wrong, and looked up at He Feng in horror.
He Feng was stared at by the big dog's eyes, and stammered: "Don't blame me, you are the ones who want to harm me, I have to protect myself!" ”
Now that the plan has been successful, there is no need to cover it up, He Feng turned around and fled, and the big dog chased after him, and pounced on He Feng at once.
He Feng suddenly got up, shook the big dog away, and stumbled forward again.
The poison of chocolate also began to attack in the big dog's body, and its body became shaky, and he couldn't stop shaking his head, and then rushed to the pool in the garden, desperately drinking water, trying to induce vomiting.