"Two, let's have tea." Huang Chong picked up the teapot, poured three cups of tea, and said.

Hearing this, the four-eyed Taoist snorted coldly, but then his eyes rolled, as if he remembered something again, and then smiled, only to see him pick up the teacup on the table and say to Master Yixiu: "Monk, we haven't seen each other for a long time, come, let's have a cup of tea." ”

Even Huang Chong can see the problem, not to mention Master Yixiu, who has been with the four-eyed Taoist for nearly ten years, just can't lose face, Master Yixiu is secretly wary in his heart, and he also smiled, and said, "Okay, let's have tea." ”

As he spoke, he grabbed the teacup on the table in his hand and was about to hold it up.

At this time, the four-eyed Taoist made a move, but he saw that his hand was a step faster, pressing on Master Yixiu's hand, and he still said with a smile on his face: "Drink." ”

Master Ikyu's face remained unchanged, he nodded and smiled, "Okay, drink." ”

One up and down, one left and one right, the two of them competed in this way, the two cultivated similarly, and their physical fitness was not much different, and it was difficult to distinguish the winner for a while, and their hands trembled due to excessive force.

However, the faces still look unchanged, both with smiles, but if you look closely, you will find that the muscles on the faces of both of them are trembling slightly, and their faces are gradually becoming rosy.

"Hmm!" Master Yixiu exerted his strength, and the four-eyed Taoist did not sleep all night, plus he drove the corpse, and he was also a little tired, slightly inferior to Master Yixiu, Master Yixiu had already picked up the teacup, and the tea was close at hand.

"Humph!" How could the four-eyed Taoist admit defeat, his ass left the chair, allowing himself to exert better force, successfully pulling the teacup back to the middle, and the two wrestled like this.

Huang Chong drank all the tea in the cup, seeing this scene in the movie and seeing it in reality, it was really completely different, Huang Chong didn't expect that the four-eyed Taoist would have such a side.

But he saw Huang Chong stretch out a hand, gently put it on the wrists of the two, and said with a smile: "Two Daoist brothers, tea is not drunk like this, and if you hand over a glass of wine, you can't easily drink it." ”

Saying that, Huang Chong's hands have begun to use force slightly, although Huang Chong's cultivation is weaker than the two, but he is a teenager, and his physical fitness is better than the two, plus Huang Chong is a third-party strength, just used a little force, and pressed the hands of the two of them.

The two reacted quickly, and they both took the teacup with their other hands, and the hands that were still facing each other naturally put down and drank the tea in the cup.

"Good tea!" Master Ikyu finished the tea in the teacup and said with a smile.

"Good tea, of course." The four-eyed Taoist said unhappily, although the competition just now did not determine the winner or loser, but in the eyes of the four-eyed Taoist master, Master Yixiu drank his tea, then he was considered to have lost.

Huang Chong smiled when he saw this, and in order to divert the attention of the two, he looked at Master Yixiu and asked, "I heard from Senior Brother, the master has just come back, I don't know where the master went to practice?" ”

Master Yixiu said with a smile: "At the beginning, the poor monk found that his state of mind was still turbulent, so he decided to go out to experience and hone his state of mind. ”

After a pause, Master Yixiu glanced at the four-eyed Taoist on the opposite side and said, "The poor monk thought that after more than two years of training, his state of mind should have improved a lot, but now, the poor monk knows that the cultivation of the poor monk is far from home." ”

"Your state of mind cultivation is indeed not at home." Huang Chong secretly complained in his heart, can he still communicate normally.

Are you all "uncomfortable"?

Sure enough, the four-eyed Taoist chief was not happy when he heard this, his eyes widened, and he said: "Monk, your own cultivation is not enough, your heart is not enough, that is your own business, why do you blame me!" ”

"It's a fact." Master Ikkyu said.

Both of them put their hands on the table of the Eight Immortals, with a hypocritical smile on their faces, their eyes looking at each other, and there was a kind of basic ...... Fighting spirit.

"Senior brother, Master Yixiu, the tea is cold." Huang Chong poured tea for the two of them, raised his glass and said loudly: "It's rare to get together with Senior Brother and Master Yixiu here today, and I respect the two of you with a cup." ”

The movements on the faces of the two remained unchanged, staring at each other, their hands left the Eight Immortals table, picked up the teacup on the table, and then slowly turned their heads, looked at Huang Chong, and said in unison: "Come, drink tea." ”

"Master, I don't know where I went to practice during this time, can I talk to Poor Dao, I'm ashamed, although Poor Dao has been in the master for two years, he rarely goes out, can the master say a little bit about it, so that Poor Dao can have a long insight." Huang Chong asked.

"It's nothing to say, it's just to train in the red dust, eat hundreds of meals, and wear hundreds of clothes, but now the world is in turmoil, warlords are rising, people's livelihood is suffering, and there are often demons and evil spirits." Master Ikyu clasped his hands together, recited the Buddha name, and said, "Because I was wandering outside in all directions, I was tired, so I came back." ”

The four-eyed Taoist chief did not miss the opportunity, and as soon as Master Yixiu's words fell, he heard him say: "Wandering, why don't you go to the Western Elysium to meet the Buddha." ”

“……”

These two people are really enough, no matter what they say, they have to damage each other for a sentence or two, as if they don't do this, they will feel uncomfortable, Huang Chong is also speechless, and simply doesn't say anything more, just sit quietly, drink tea calmly, feel the charm of language, as long as the two don't do it, Huang Chong doesn't pay attention.

The Four-Eyed Daoist and Master Yixiu should also consider that Huang Chong was on the side and it was not suitable to make a move, so they only engaged in verbal confrontation.

"Senior brother, Master Yixiu, your relationship is really good, and the way you get along like this is also very chic." Huang Chong said with a smile.

"Nice feelings, with him?" The four-eyed Taoist chief was the most ridiculous thing he had ever heard in his life.

Master Yixiu said with a smile: "What Daoist friends say is not bad, many Daoists say that the two of us are eye-catching, so my fellow Daoist gave the poor monk a nickname, called Mung Bean." ”

"Monk, who are you scolding?" How could the four-eyed Taoist not hear the secret words, this is turning around and scolding him for being the eighth king, and said angrily.

"Monks don't speak." Master Ikyu said.

"You ......"

"Master, uncle, master, it's time to eat!" I don't know if Jia Le is optimistic about the time, it happened to come out at this time, and seeing that the four-eyed Taoist and Master Yixiu did not quarrel like before, Jia Le seemed very happy, and he moved his mouth or something, and it was not a problem at all.

"Okay, Knorr, let's bring all the food." Huang Chong said.

"Yes, Uncle Shi."

A few people sat down separately, and Knorr and Knorr put the meal on the table, because considering that Master Yixiu was there, they were all vegetarian dishes, and Knorr actually killed the chicken, but the chicken was not cooked so quickly, so it was not served.

With Huang Chongzai, the two did not move directly like in the movie, although there was some verbal confrontation, they still finished a meal relatively quietly. 8)