Chapter 13 Lao Qin's Iron Man Tenderness
As the first meal of Shaka's stay at my house, I naturally couldn't afford to lose the chain too much, so I simply invited a few of my favorite dishes.
But as mentioned earlier, I have a lot of hard time cooking, so I can only fry a few sweet and sour egg mats for Shaka, who is fainting from hunger.
Then, I worked up and down the kitchen for more than an hour before I got to the finishing touches unhurriedly.
Just as I was plating the last dish of crucian carp tofu soup, I was surprised to find that the two dishes that had been fried before were only empty plates......
Rely on Brother Kai, you can use your ass to know who the murderer is!
"Summer-Ka——!!!" I roared angrily.
I still don't know her at all, she just went in and out of the kitchen several times, I thought she was here to deliver dishes, it seems that I thought too much.
"It's coming, is the food ready?" Sciaka poked his head out of the door frame, seemingly completely unaware of his mistake.
"Speaking of others, I think the most selfish person is you!" I complained dissatisfiedly, "You stole the food before it was served, what else did others eat!" "
"Uh......h I was wrong......"
"I've been apologizing and I don't know how to correct it, it seems that it is necessary for you to learn etiquette!" I interrupted her mercilessly, and said ruthlessly: "You are not allowed to eat tonight, and you must get my consent before doing anything in my house in the future, do you hear?"
"Okay......" she pouted aggrievedly and muttered in a low voice, "I'm glad I've eaten."
Alas, this is simply a little kid who doesn't know how to count at all, and has lived in vain for hundreds of years.
I brought the only dishes to the table, then took a few random bites of food under Shaka's resentful gaze, then packed up the cooking utensils and headed back to the living room.
"Hiccup—so full!"
I lay on my back on the couch and patted my stomach contentedly, then took out my phone and prepared to swipe QQ for a while.
After a general glance at the message list, I suddenly found that Qin Jiayue had sent me more than 60 messages in private chat.
Oh no, I haven't said a word after all this time, won't I be going to be dismembered by this tigress tomorrow morning?
I hurriedly opened the small window and looked, at least I had to die a little more clearly.
"I'll be at school at 6 o'clock tomorrow, remember to go downstairs at 5:50 to gather, set the alarm clock and don't get up."
"Huh? Are you catching up on your homework? You didn't even play with your phone, it's not like your style?"
"You haven't looked at your phone for more than an hour, you shouldn't be angry, right? Are you deliberately ignoring me......
"I'm sorry...... The joke I just made was really too much, and I shouldn't have left you with your shortcomings."
"Nothing should happen to you, right? Even if you get back to me."
I skimmed through the remaining dozens of them, and they were mostly apologies for mocking my bald head tonight, as well as all sorts of cranky thoughts.
It's really the sun coming out in the west, and she can speak so gently to me, which makes me a little suspicious that it's me.
But looking at her tone is getting more and more worried, I'm afraid that if I don't reply to her, she will have to call the police directly to send a missing person notice, so I'd better ignore her first.
"Well, it's okay, I'm in a much better mood now."
In order to enjoy another moment of "iron man tenderness", I deliberately concealed the two things of buying vegetables and cooking, and it sounded as if I was very hurt and stayed at home for more than an hour.
But she reminded me that I almost forgot that I still had homework to write, and I was afraid I wouldn't have to sleep tonight.
I was just about to get my school bag when my phone immediately rang with a message tone.
"I'll go, I'll be back in seconds." I couldn't help but exclaim.
"I'm sorry, I'll be careful when I joke in the future, so if you're really in a bad mood, talk to me."
Damn, what's going on with this sense of tax evasion that turned over the serf and sang, this violent woman is actually talking to me so softly, it's so cool hahaha.
"Hey coward, you're so noisy that I can't even watch TV!" After complaining, Sciaka asked with some curiosity, "What are you doing there stupidly, show me too?" "
"Go and go, concentrate on your TV." I continued to wave my hand in silly amusement.
Does my expression really look that obvious? But yes, I'm really high right now!
"I'm going to keep copying the text, let's talk about it another day."
Unfortunately, I don't have the time to enjoy this kind of treatment right now, because I still have a bunch of homework to finish.
Before I could turn off the screen, Qin Jiayue replied in seconds:
"There's still class tomorrow, so don't stay up too late."
Nonsense, who wouldn't want to get a good night's sleep if it wasn't for the sake of making up for their homework?
"By the way, can you finish it? I just have nothing to do right now, so why don't I make some copies for you?"
Huh? That's a good idea. After so many years, the similarity of her imitation of my handwriting has reached more than 95%, and it just happens that I can't finish writing, why don't I be thick-skinned?
"Is it really possible? I always feel a little embarrassed to trouble you......
The next thing you say is, "It's okay, I'll just apologize to you." "
"It's okay, I did something wrong today, so I should apologize to you, what do you want me to write for you?"
iiiice! It's done! Although it is indeed a bit immoral to do this, she has obviously become even more immoral after bullying me for so many years! I can't even feel guilty about it!
But the lack of virtue is the lack of virtue, and I haven't lacked virtue enough to let her write more than me. After explaining the division of labor with her, I immediately started to write.
Girl Folding Longevity...... No, He Wuqing copied the text......
After copying more than a dozen pieces of classical Chinese in this way, I finally couldn't bear the sleepiness and started to do the "nodding exercise", but the strong willpower did not make me put down the pen in my hand.
After nodding my head back and forth for a dozen times, my head finally lost control and hit my head on the table.
"Boom!" "it!?"
Frightened, I instantly regained consciousness. Looking at his watch, it was already past three o'clock, and Xiaka on the side also fell asleep on the sofa on all fours, without any image at all.
Turning off the TV, I picked up the blanket on the armrest of the couch and put it over her, and went to wash my face again, ready to continue the night fight.
Sitting back at my desk, just as I was about to continue writing, I was stupid.
I did write this in the book, but I can't remember how it was written.
Let's not mention how I wrote these "spring bodies" in a sleepwalking state, why do you look at this "Teacher Table" and feel that something is wrong?
The first emperor collapsed before half of it...... And the middle way entrepreneurship ???
This Uncle Liu Huang seems to be a bit criticized, this sentence expresses his excellent spiritual quality of being old and strong, disabled and strong, but still not afraid of difficulties and resolutely starting a business.
It is similar to the poem "Sit up in shock in the dying illness and soar up to 90,000 miles"!
Never mind...... I can't make it up, and I'll admit that I made a mistake.