Part 1: Jinyu Liangyuan 017, looking up to the starry sky
He Feng had no choice but to stay in the hall with Tian Zhenyan, and the two rarely got together and whispered.
He Feng said: "Tell me honestly, after drinking too much yesterday, what the hell is going on, don't play this trick of amnesia for me." ”
Tian Zhenyan honestly confessed his guilt and said: "I was wrong, really wrong, I drank too much wine and appeared in my original form. You know, dogs have bad eyesight, and your sisters use the same perfume, and in a daze, I think your sister is you. Seeing that you are as beautiful as a flower, and because of drunken disorder, it is really a bit messy. ”
He Feng reluctantly accepted this explanation, which can be regarded as revealing the matter.
He Nan tossed in the kitchen for a long time, and He Feng and Tian Zhenyan were so hungry that their stomachs gurgled, and then they brought out a tray covered with a hemispherical lid and put it on the dining table, like a happy little wife showing off her cooking skills to her husband, and warmly introduced: "Bang Bang Bang, please look at my Stargazy pie!" ”
He Nan lifted the lid, and a stream of hot steam evaporated, disturbing everyone in the clouds, and as soon as the hot steam dispersed, He Feng looked at it and was suddenly startled!
But I saw a pie in the tray, and there were a few fish buried in the pie, and the fish heads were exposed, and they stared at the sky with their eyes wide open.
In the afternoon, He Feng saw He Nan purchasing herring and potatoes, and thought that his sister was going to make a traditional British delicacy: Fish & Chips. After it was cooked, it was such a dark dish. For a moment, He Feng was stunned, and then turned his head to look at Tian Zhenyan, and the two looked at each other.
He Nan said with a smile: "Eat, this is my carefully baked food, I often made it when I was in the UK, and everyone said it was delicious." ”
He Feng thought to herself, in the dark cuisine country of the United Kingdom, I really don't know how long the taste buds on people's tongues are, she hesitated and didn't dare to start, and looked up to see her sister's eyes eager for her sister to taste her food, it was like sitting on pins and needles, and her forehead was sweaty.
The girlfriend didn't dare to do it, as a boyfriend, she naturally had to make her head, not to mention that Tian Zhenyan did something wrong last night, and she was eager to make up for it, so she gritted her teeth and shouted: "I'll taste my sister first." ”
Tian Zhenyan cut a piece of pie with a knife and fork, put it in his mouth and chewed it gently, his face changed suddenly, first turned red, then turned black, and then turned white, as if he had opened a five-color dyeing workshop, changing constantly, his eyes glared angrily, and he gritted his teeth for a while and squeezed out a sentence: "Delicious!" ”
He Nan smiled like a flower, looked at Tian Zhenyan's gaze a little more gently, and said, "I knew that Zhenyan would like it." ”
Tian Zhenyan's empty left hand trembled and held He Feng's shoulder, he was unable to support it at all, he stared at He Feng, unable to speak, but He Feng was able to hear what Tian Zhenyan wanted to say from his gaze: "It's too unpalatable, Xiaofeng, I can't hold it anymore, you must cover it up for me!" Also, you must not eat this pie, it will kill you! ”
He Feng nodded strongly, suddenly stretched out his hand and pointed behind He Nan, and shouted, "Ah, rat! ”
He Nan was startled, hurriedly turned his head, at this critical moment, Tian Zhenyan finally couldn't hold it anymore, showed his original form, and his clothes fell one after another. He Feng quickly kicked all of Tian Zhenyan's clothes under the table.
He Nan didn't find the mouse, so he turned around and asked his sister: "No!" You know, I hate these little things the most. ”
"Maybe I'm dazzled."
"Maybe. Hey, what about Proverbs? Why is it gone? ”
"He's in trouble, hurry to school." He Feng opened his eyes and said nonsense.
He Nan sighed, and when he saw the big dog again, his eyes immediately lit up, and he said with a smile: "Hey, why did the big dog come over, it must be hungry." Sister gives you a pie! ”
She cut a piece and gave it to the big dog, but the big dog yelled a few times, and He Feng covered it up: "The big dog said he doesn't eat fish." ”
"What a pity! Then sister, you can also have a piece. ”
He Feng's heart confessed in an instant: "I'm still young, I'm still a virgin, I haven't opened Qiuming Mountain yet, I don't want to die yet!" ”
The request that could not be refused under the pressure of family affection was only broken by external force, saying that it was too late and that was fast, He Feng stepped on the big dog, and the boyfriend who was in the same boat had a good idea, and quickly hit He Feng and let her lie on his back, He Feng screamed on his mouth: "It's time to walk the dog, if you don't walk the dog, the big dog will bite me to death!" ”
After speaking, a man and a dog fled as if flying.
He Nan was stunned to see the two people (dogs) who had escaped, shook his head helplessly, and sighed: "Really, what a waste of delicious food!" ”
He Feng and Tian Zhenyan waited until the light in the guest bedroom of the villa went out, and then they went home in fear, and almost hugged Tian Zhenyan and cried: How did this day pass, my sister studied in the UK, and came back from learning dark cuisine, which is a prelude to wanting to murder the whole family!
Fortunately, the next day, He Nan was called back by his father to help him take care of his business, and He Feng finally avoided being poisoned by the food of the Hell Abyss.
Under the harmonious sunshine, He Feng and Tian Zhenyan bid farewell to their sister. When He Nan stepped on the pedal of the Range Rover and was about to enter the cab, he suddenly beckoned to Tian Zhenyan and said, "Zhenyan, come here, I have something to say to you." ”
Tian Zhenyan didn't know what the plan was, so he passed stupidly. He Nan took advantage of stepping on the Range Rover to make up for the height difference with Tian Zhenyan, and the two happened to face each other. Suddenly-He Nan kissed Tian Zhenyan on the mouth with lightning speed, and then threw out a burst of laughter like a silver bell: "The secret between me and you, don't reveal it!" ”
With that, he quickly slipped into the cab, started the engine, and fled.
"That's a small revenge! Who wants them to refuse to eat the pie they have worked so hard to bake. Do you really think you can't see that they are running away? ”
He Nan thought: "However, this prospective brother-in-law is quite interesting!" You can flirt well. ”
A sly smile appeared at the corner of her mouth, and she ran to Ningbo contentedly.
He Feng and Tian Zhenyan were stupid by He Nan's actions, and when they came back to their senses, He Feng shouted angrily: "Say, what secrets do you and your sister have?" Why should she kiss you! This dead woman dares to rob me of a man. Desperately eating and looking up at the starry sky pie, I have to fight against her! ”
"It's none of my business, it's my sister's assertion!" Tian Zhenyan was wailing.
There is also a small episode.
Last night, a certain black cat came back after wandering outside for a long time, feeling hungry, and suddenly saw a cut pie on the table, and it was all herring......
After a long time, the black cat felt like he had traveled to hell, burst into tears, and said: "What kind of sin have I done, how can I forget that the boss of the He family has returned, her cooking skills, even if God eats it, she will die!" ”