Chapter 382: Two Retards (Four Changes)

The chimpanzee roared and was about to rush over, but it didn't care who Lan Xin was, whether he was dead or alive had nothing to do with it.

Yang Xiao hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop the chimpanzee and said:

"Black King Kong, stop, that's my friend."

The chimpanzee retracted his outstretched giant hand, glanced at Yang Xiao, and then said to the lion:

"Nasty lion, put down the humans in your hands."

Zhiruo and several junior sisters looked at Yang Xiao and the chimpanzee in such a relationship, and they looked confused.

Even Ben Yin, Zhang Hai and others were dumbfounded.

Can the chimpanzee and lion in front of you speak? Also, Yang Xiao is actually very familiar with chimpanzees? Oh my God, tell me, what the hell happened last night?

Everyone feels that their three views have been ruined.

Yang Xiao looked at Lan Xin being grabbed in the lion's hand, as long as the lion used a little force, Lan Xin would lose his fragrance.

"Brother Lion, put down the girl in your hand, let's talk."

Yang Xiao said to the lion.

The chimpanzee on the side immediately said:

"I'm your brother, it's the nasty lion."

Yang Xiao: "....."

When is it? Chimpanzees still have a mind to make trouble!

The lion adjusted his breathing and slowly calmed down, and the injuries in his body were slowly repairing themselves.

As a monster of the king of genetic evolution, it has a self-healing ability that can repair non-fatal damage it receives, of course, this speed is not too fast, it is relatively slow.

The lion suddenly felt that he had grasped Yang Xiao's pain point in his hand, and immediately laughed:

"Haha, human, what's there to talk about? I pinched her to death with one claw. ”

It can only be said that whether it is a lion or an orangutan, although it has evolved to the king stage, its IQ still cannot be compared with that of humans, and the lion at this time is only a few years old, and it is impossible to consider the entire environment comprehensively and maturely, and weigh the pros and cons of gains and losses.

Yang Xiao said coldly:

"If you hurt my friend, I guarantee you'll die an ugly death today."

Yang Xiao and the gorilla can deal with the lion by joining forces, and now there are more masters such as Ben Yin, Zhang Hai, and Zhiruo, so many people join forces, if they really want to fight hard, the lion is naturally a dead end.

The lion was stunned, originally wanted to threaten Yang Xiao, but found that this threat didn't seem to have such a big effect, at least it couldn't get out of it with its whole body.

"You put down the girl in your hand, and I promise you to leave safely."

Yang Xiao continued.

The lion glanced at Yang Xiao, then at the chimpanzee, thought for a while, and suddenly said:

"I want half of the Holy Spring!"

"Hey, nasty lion, don't you think about it!"

The chimpanzee immediately retorted.

"I want it, I want half of the holy spring."

"Don't think about it, I won't give you a drop of spring water to drink."

"Just ask!"

"Don't think!"

......

Yang Xiao felt that he had met two mentally retarded children, and the monk and others were both shocked and amused when they saw this scene.

The tense atmosphere at the scene suddenly eased a lot.

Yang Xiao coughed lightly and said:

"You two shut up first, I'll adjust it, okay."

The chimpanzee looked at Yang Xiao,

"Okay, you are my brother, I believe in you."

The lion said:

"You're not my brother, how can I trust you?"

Yang Xiao looked at the chimpanzee and asked:

"Am I your brother?"

When Yang Xiao asked this sentence, his heart was like eating a fly, Nima used to dislike being a chimpanzee's brother, but now he forced the chimpanzee to admit that he was his brother, alas, the festival was shattered!

The chimpanzee slapped his chest with his huge hand, and with a loud bang:

"Yang Xiao, my brother, hehe!"

After the chimpanzee transformed, his body doubled, his height was twenty meters, and standing beside him, Yang Xiao looked too small.

"Can you two make your body smaller first? I always have to hold my head up and talk to you, I can't stand it on my neck. ”

The chimpanzee glanced at the lion in the distance and said:

"Let's transform together, okay?"

The lion nodded in agreement.

In fact, there is a time limit for this transformation exercise, and even if Yang Xiao doesn't make this request now, they won't be able to last long.

The chimpanzee and lion immediately shook their bodies and quickly regained their previous size.

Monk Benyin and the others were stunned again when they saw all this.

After the lion became smaller, the palm of his hand also became smaller, and it was no longer very convenient to grasp Lan Xin again, so he grabbed one of Lan Xin's arms with one hand.

Yang Xiao continued:

"Black King Kong, you promised before, if I help you defeat the lion and recapture the holy spring, you will give me half of the holy spring, right?"

"Of course, Black King Kong's words count!"

The chimpanzee said, patting his chest with his hand.

"Okay, then I've helped you defeat the lion now, will you give me half of the holy spring?"

"Hmm!"

The chimpanzee nodded.

"Okay, since you gave me half of the holy spring, then I'll give you half of the holy spring to the lion now, okay?"

Chimpanzee: "......"

And such an operation?

The chimpanzee can't turn for a while, and his head is not good!

When the lion on the other side heard this, he was very excited.

The chimpanzee tilted his head and thought for a while, always feeling that it was not such a thing, but he couldn't find anything wrong, so he sighed helplessly and said:

"You're my brother, you have the final say."

"Okay, then I'll give half of the holy spring to the lion now, lion, can I release my friend?"

When the lion heard this, he immediately let go of the claws that were holding Lan Xin, and laughed:

"Okay, Yang Xiao, from now on, you are my brother."

Yang Xiao snorted and looked at the lion opposite.

Nima, now that animals like to call each other so much? Has genetic evolution changed the social perception of animals?

Lan Xin escaped death, got rid of the control of the lion, hurriedly ran to Yang Xiao, and suddenly threw herself into Yang Xiao's arms, hugging Yang Xiao tightly, her body was still trembling.

Zhiruo, who was in the distance, saw it and felt a little inexplicably lost in her heart.

Yang Xiao was in full view of everyone, neither hugging, not hugging, hesitating for a moment, gently hugging his hands, reaching out to pat Lan Xin's shoulder, and said softly:

"Okay, it's okay, don't be afraid."

The excitement and nervousness in Lan Xin's heart slowly regained her calm, let go of the hands holding Yang Xiao, left Yang Xiao's embrace with a red face, and said in a low voice:

"I'm sorry for causing you a mess."

"It's not a bad thing."

"Huh?"

"I have another lion brother, I should thank you."

"Hee-hee-....."

Lan Xin smiled and wiped the tears from her face.

Yang Xiao suddenly felt that when Lan Xin's cold and arrogant veil was lifted, it turned out that she was such a gentle and sentimental woman.

The chimpanzee was still angry about Yang Xiao sending half of the holy spring to the lion.

What's even more incomprehensible is that the lion now also calls Yang Xiao a brother, and if he goes on like this, he won't have no advantage?

The chimpanzee immediately said to the lion:

"Yang Xiao is my brother, not your brother."

"It's my brother."

"It's not,"

"That's it,"

Two mentally handicapped children quarreled again.

Yang Xiao smiled bitterly and said:

"Shut up, let me tell you, not only are you both my brothers, but you are also brothers from now on."

"Impossible, never to be brothers with a pesky lion."

The chimpanzee said angrily.

"I'm not a brother to a stupid orangutan either."

"Nasty lion,"

"Stupid orangutan,"

The two spoke, pointing their paws at each other.

Yang Xiao thought, if he didn't stop it, he would start fighting again.

So he said:

"The chimpanzee is my brother, the lion is my brother, you are both my brothers, and you two are naturally brothers."

When the orangutan and the lion heard this, they were immediately confused, stretched out their claws and scratched their hair, and then looked at Yang Xiao together.

"And such an operation?"

(End of 4th Shift)