Chen Lang felt a burst of sadness, put down his phone sullenly, and asked aggrievedly: "Am I like a scumbag?" ”

A narrow smile appeared on Mi You's cheeks: "It's not like it, you are clearly it!" Not only are you scum, you're also hypocritical; You are not only hypocritical, but also shameless. ”

"You directly said that I can't finish being a bitch and erecting the archway." Chen Lang said angrily.

"Oh, you said it yourself, I didn't say it." Mi You grinned and said, "Okay, scumbag boss, I'm really joking, don't really buy a plane." ”

As soon as Chen Lang wanted to show the heroic temperament that he had to buy and was not bad for money, he heard a voice coming.

"One really dares to say, and the other really dares to believe. Well, it's good to be young. ”

Chen Lang turned his head to look at the barbecue stall owner with a dark face and a simple face full of vicissitudes, pointed to the diners around him, and said very seriously: "Boss, don't bring this, you are also a boss, you usually see so many guests from the south to the north, this eyesight should not be as bad as them." I'm really going to buy a plane. ”

Mi Youle couldn't do it, and nodded happily like a chicken pecking rice: "Boss, he didn't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, he really can afford a plane." ”

The boss put the barbecue plate on the table, smiled innocently, and said: "Oysters, leeks, big kidneys, all of them are men's gas stations, huge supplements, eat them while they are hot." Don't drink the wine, if you drink it again, I'm worried that I will have to pay taxes to you if you set up a stall in the border of Guangdong in the future. ”

"What does he mean?" Chen Lang was angry, but he was very comfortable in his heart, and he liked this kind of market life with a lot of fireworks.

Gags, what do you want to say, such as this boss, it sounds contemptuous, but there is no malice in his heart, it is purely to make up for the excitement of the little youth, and by the way, sigh about his own youth that will never return.

Mi You smiled: "The boss means that if you drink it again, the whole of Guangdong will have to be yours." ”

Chen Lang shrugged his shoulders and looked innocent: "Boss, did you wronged me, I didn't drink a sip of beer on this table, it was all killed by this woman." ”

"You young man, why does your girlfriend drink so much alcohol alone, and she doesn't have any points in her heart? Eat it, it's definitely a huge supplement! It's not enough to wait for Uncle to bake another plate of oysters for you, we can't afford to buy it on the plane, but a plate of oysters is still no problem, it should be my birthday gift to your girlfriend, touching your girlfriend's joy. I'm busy, you guys use it slowly. ”

The boss turned around and walked away, and Chen Lang couldn't help but smile.

"What are you laughing at?" Miyu asked.

"It's nothing, I just think this boss is very interesting and generous."

"Of course, it's much more generous than you, I don't even have a birthday cake, I despise you!" Miyu said dissatisfiedly.

"I said I'd buy you a plane."

"I said no." Mi You held his cheeks in his hand and looked at Chen Lang with a sly look in his eyes, "Anyway, the uncle said just now that I was your girlfriend, why didn't you deny it?" ”

"What is there to deny, it's not normal for lonely men and widows to eat at a table and be misunderstood." Chen Lang said calmly.

"Scumbag, otherwise I'll give you a chance and let you scum me once, but only today, after tonight, you will just be my boss, and I will only be your artist." Miyu squinted and smiled.

Boss, scumbag boss, and then scumbag, in just a few minutes, Mi You's address to Chen Lang changed twice, and his tone became more and more intimate.

Chen Lang sneered: "Thank you for your generosity, but Boss Ben is a long-term lover and is not interested in one-night stands." ”

"You mean you've changed your mind and want me to be your long-term lover? Cut, you're so beautiful, my sister will go on a blind date tomorrow. ”

Chen Lang was noncommittal, poured himself a glass of beer, raised it and said: "No kidding, come, let's go, on behalf of all my colleagues in Tianmu Entertainment, I wish our first sister a happy birthday." ”

"Let's have fun! Cheers! ”

Mi You is more bold than Chen Lang, the wine is dry, and I don't know how her little belly holds so much beer.

"You drink less, I'll drink more." Chen Lang persuaded.

"Afraid that I'll eat you after drinking?" Mi You drove unscrupulously, then picked up the wine bottle and put it on the table, and said extremely domineeringly, "It's not to blow to you, sister, I can kill a dozen by myself." ”

"You cow!" Chen Lang thumbs up and says, Lao Tzu can drink a ton with an open belly, what did I say?

"Scumbag, look here." Miyu gently tugged at her earlobe.

Empty, without any earrings.

"Forgot to wear earrings?" Chen Lang didn't know why.

"Hehe, I remember someone once said that they would give me a pair of Kira jade earrings, it's been a few months......" Miyu began to count the time with his fingers.

"Busy forgot! I'll give it to you when I go back to Minghai. Chen Lang scratched his head and said.

"Okay, I'll believe you again."

"Come, drink."

"Slow down, don't be in a hurry. You eat your oysters first, and when they are cold, they won't taste good. Leek...... You have a really strong taste, remember to chew gum after eating. Mi You looked disgusted.

I don't kiss you, chew yarn gum.

Chen Lang suddenly had the idea of teasing Mi You, turned around and shouted at the boss: "Uncle, bring me two heads of garlic." ”

As a result, the boss was concentrating on two roast pig's trotters and didn't hear it.

The diners on the side immediately acted as a microphone, deliberately shouting in a long tone: "Boss, the guy who bought the plane asked for two heads of garlic." ”

Mi You didn't hold back, and laughed.

Chen Lang was furious: "Waiting for the plane to be delivered, you have to drive around this area." It's better to write a few more big words on the fuselage - a big plane sent by the spirit guy who eats barbecue. ”

"Okay, eat your garlic, if you can really afford a plane, this barbecue uncle is invited." The boss slapped two heads of garlic in front of Chen Lang.

Chen Lang said with a smile: "If you say yes, I will definitely buy the plane, so I won't pay for this barbecue." ”

"When I'm stupid, I want to get free of order, so I'll fly the plane over first."

"Uncle, if you want to talk like this, I'm really ready to eat this overlord meal."

"Then don't blame Uncle for unloading you for barbecue."

"Uncle, you're really boring." Chen Lang pointed at Mi You and said proudly, "I know how many people have come up to the pole to invite her to eat and drink for nothing, but she won't go." Let me tell you, as long as she sends a Weibo or Douyin or something, and praises your craftsmanship, you will become an Internet celebrity check-in place for safekeeping here, and you really don't lose money for this barbecue. However, it should be said or not, this barbecue is really authentic and delicious! ”

Mi You didn't stop Chen Lang from talking nonsense, and watched the two of them talk with interest.

Chen Lang didn't exaggerate, with her popularity, it was easy to bring fire to a barbecue stall that tasted great in itself, it was nothing more than typing a few words, or opening her mouth to say a few words.

"What's wrong, your girlfriend is a big star?" The boss sneered.

"Good eyesight! When it is popular, the popularity should not be too terrifying. ”

The boss tugged at the corners of his mouth and sighed: "If the uncle had your mouth back then, he would have been able to come back with a class flower at the worst." I'll be busy first, and I'll treat you both to a drink later. ”

Next, the two concentrated on the barbecue, and an hour later, a dozen and nine bottles of beer were empty, Chen Lang drank three bottles, and Mi You drank six bottles.

Full of wine and food, Mi You patted his little belly contentedly, and then smiled like a little fox: "Scumbag, I think your proposal is very good." ”

"What's the offer?"

"Overlord meal!"

Chen Lang was suddenly shocked: "I said to play, don't take it seriously." ”

"You just say you dare, right?" Miyu is decisive and excited.

"It's not a question of whether you dare or not, the key is that you can't afford to lose that person."

"I'll make a cameo appearance as a food anchor when I go back, and post a Weibo recommendation to recommend it, so uncles have to thank me." Miyo said.

This is not false, Mi You's Weibo promotion, at least 500,000 starts, not to mention the cost of a barbecue, it is rich to buy ten such barbecue stalls.

"That's not going to work either. Say you're in for a treat! Chen Lang disagreed.

No matter how depressed I was, I never did such a shameful thing, and now I am so rich, and I am so idle that I am embarrassed for a few hundred yuan.

"Just one more time." Mi You smiled evilly, "I'll count one, two, three, and run together." ”

"Don't make a fuss!"

"One!"

"Two!"

"Boredom is not boring!" Chen Lang was rarely nervous.

"Run!"

Mi You really did what he said, he just ran away, Chen Lang didn't want to run, but somehow, he even made a ghost jump up and run with Mi You.

"Boss, the one who bought the plane evaded the order!"

Hearing this, Mi You took off his sunglasses while running, turned around and smiled brightly at the bewildered barbecue boss: "Uncle, I'll help you advertise." ”

"! It's Miyu! ”

"It's Miyu! Oh my God, I actually had a barbecue with Miyu? ”

"Stunned, hurry up and take pictures and send them to Moments!"

"Grandma is a bear, who is the one who bought the plane and hit the street? It can't really be a Miyu male ticket, right? ”

"Groove! Mi You actually fell in love with someone else behind my back, don't stop me, let me die......"