Chapter 89: Do you know where to sell coffins?
"Is there any, don't come to ask the king, you go and ask the diners and shopkeepers in the Fengmanlou to see if they saw a drunk woman today, tearing a man's clothes, and groping around on someone's chest."
"Then, it doesn't have to be me, not to mention that your imperial uncle doesn't know me at all." Ding Weilan's tone was weak, she had a vague impression, but she didn't remember what was going on, but few people outside knew her, as long as she didn't go out~~ Ding Weilan thought luckily in her heart.
"The king was right next to him!" Mo Ling was so angry that the blue tendons on his forehead jumped, this is the most terrible thing, he couldn't control Ding Weilan even next to him, otherwise Ding Weilan would be in trouble, and she would have to carry it on her own back.
"Uh~~" Ding Weilan was embarrassed at this time.
"What then?"
Mo Lingfeng snorted coldly, he had no idea and knew that he had come to him, although he wanted to scold Ding Weilan, but now was not the time to do such a thing, out of prioritization, Mo Lingfeng still told Ding Weilan what he heard, and Ding Weilan immediately breathed a sigh of relief, "Isn't it just food, you are the prince, you can't find anything delicious, and this matter will be handed over to you." Ding Weilan patted Mo Lingfeng on the shoulder, expressing his decision to be the shopkeeper.
Mo Lingfeng sneered, "Think beautifully!" ”
“……”
Mo Lingfeng extremely disdains Ding Weilan, who doesn't care about anything, how important is Uncle Huang's matter, she thought about it as soon as she said "I'll leave it to you"?
In order to make Ding Weilan pay attention to it, Mo Lingfeng explained the pros and cons to Ding Weilan in detail, from the special identity of the imperial uncle to the relationship with the royal family, as well as the sensitivity of the current period, no matter how big or small, the original simple apology has risen to the height of the royal family's face, the kind that makes people can't help but be nervous when they hear it, Ding Weilan didn't pay much attention to it at first, but then gradually listened to it, and asked some questions from time to time, so Mo Lingfeng spoke more carefully, The two of you come and go like this, and before you know it, it is late at night, Qingying has even changed a candle, and these two people have no intention of stopping.
The guards and Ah Zhuo who were watching outside were stunned, these two people spoke so calmly, and they seemed to be quite able to talk, it was really ~~ rare.
Everyone was busy sighing and sighing, and suddenly a person looked behind him and frowned.
The others also sensed that something was wrong, and they looked at each other, and one of them quietly withdrew from the crowd.
Inside, Mo Lingfeng finally finished talking to Ding Weilan, answered some strange questions from her by the way, and finally looked at Ding Weilan and asked, "Understood?" ”
The tone is flat, but no matter how you look at that expression, there is a feeling of "if you dare to say that you don't understand, I'll strangle you".
So Ding Weilan, who received the murderous aura, didn't have the courage to gag, and nodded obediently.
"Now that you understand, what can you do about it?"
"Nope." Ding Weilan shook her head very happily.
"You!" Mo Lingfeng was speechless for a while, so angry that he stood up and walked around the room twice, and finally locked his eyes on Ding Weilan, "I'll strangle you!" ”
Saying that, a pair of hands had already landed on Ding Weilan's neck, although she didn't use any force, but Ding Weilan already had a feeling of suffocation, and in an instant she was eager to survive.
"Wait, I remembered!"
Mo Lingfeng glanced at her, there was no murderous aura in his eyes, but he still didn't let go of his hand, waiting for Ding Weilan's next words.
Ding Weilan broke her hand twice, and after finding that she couldn't resist Mo Lingfeng at all, she gave up struggling and accepted this weird conversation posture.
"Why don't you let me try?"
The picture of the last time that person asked her for soup flashed in her mind, and a bold idea appeared in her mind, maybe her cooking skills are not so bad, not to mention a thousand people and a thousand flavors, in case it happens to be his appetite.
Ding Weilan was thinking like this in his heart, and received Mo Lingfeng's suspicious gaze, "You, can cook?" ”
"What's that look on your face?"
Ding Weilan was unhappy, but she was also forced to learn cooking skills by her own mother before, and her mother said that if you want to capture a man's heart, you must first grab a man's stomach, and her mother has set an example and has been in the kitchen in person for more than ten years~~ Watching her father cook, in such an environment, Ding Weilan does not say that she has the skills of a chef, at least she is not a kitchen idiot, but now she is being watched with the eyes of an idiot, and the competitive little flame in Ding Weilan's heart is swishing up.
"If you don't believe me, I'll show you a hand."
Ding Weilan said and rolled up her sleeves.
Mo Lingfeng raised his eyebrows, "Now? ”
"Right now!"
After the impact of the peaceful conversation between the prince and the princess, the people who listened to Yuxuan saw a scene that made them even more unbelievable, and the two of them went to the small kitchen in the courtyard together in the middle of the night.
What do you do in the kitchen? Cooking? No, no, no, they will believe some if the princess wants to kill the princess and doesn't find the weapon in their hands, or the princess wants to kill the princess, so these two people will eat together like this? I didn't kill them~~ My mother, we really ate together!
A group of people are on the verge of smashing their jaws, what's the situation today? Hit the evil spirit, right? The two people in the kitchen sat on a small bench, their heads next to each other, and there was heat in front of them, and the princess first tasted the contents of the bowl, probably thinking it was good, and then ~~ handed it to the prince!
Oh, my God! This is definitely an evil collision, but what is the matter with this evil collision that is still a little warm?
Then they saw that the princess didn't know what to say to the princess, the princess's movements paused, and then suddenly raised the bowl in her hand and smashed it at the princess, the princess naturally easily dodged, and took the bowl away by the way, and then the princess's movements were even greater, and her hands grabbed at the princess indiscriminately, and it seemed that the two of them were going to fight.
Everyone is relieved now, it seems that there is no evil spirit, the prince is still the prince, the princess is still the princess, today's moon is still from the east~~ Oh, it's cloudy.
Everyone was a little embarrassed and continued to watch, at this time the person who had just gone out came back and saw the two people in the kitchen who were fighting together, and calmly said "oh", "The prince and the princess are fighting again?" "Naturally, he squatted in the middle of the crowd and watched together." What do you think? One person asked.
"The people in Cuizhuyuan just saw that the prince was here with the princess and went back to tell the truth, I thought it wasn't a big deal, so I didn't stop it."
"Miss Jiang is also interesting, obviously the princess is the one who has been married to the princess, why is the princess now suspicious when she stays in the princess's courtyard for a while, and those who don't know think she is the main mother, and our princess has no name."
"She wants to rob our princess, and the princess doesn't bother to fight with her."
"That's it, the princess doesn't like it at all~~" The prince.
The person who spoke was dumbfounded halfway through the words, yes, the princess doesn't seem to like the prince, otherwise who can stand it when they see the man they like with others every day? Is this a good thing? Or is it a bad thing?
"I don't like to eat rolls, and I don't make it for you to eat, I just let you taste it."
Ding Weilan saw that the force value could not catch up with Mo Lingfeng, and began to issue an eviction order.
Mo Lingfeng's brows were so furrowed that he could kill flies, it wasn't so unpalatable, and there were even some commendable points, but this was something for Uncle Huang, not to mention being so stimulated by Ding Weilan, Mo Lingfeng, who didn't have a good temper, instantly burst out with a poisonous tongue attribute.
"Pig food, hard to swallow!"
Ding Weilan's eyes narrowed, and he sneered, "If Uncle Huang likes this, then aren't you just saying that he is a pig?" It's not good for the harmony between the royal family. ”
She is quite good at learning and selling, the corners of Mo Lingfeng's mouth twitched, resisted the urge to slap her on the wall, and patiently explained, "There is only one chance, we can't use this kind of unsure thing." "Even if he thinks it's good, it's definitely not amazing, what if Uncle Huang doesn't like it?
"How do you know you're not sure, have you tried?" Ding Weilan looked unconvinced.
Mo Lingfeng asked rhetorically, "Could it be that you have tried?" ”
"I've tried." Ding Weilan nodded as a matter of course.
"Heh, I haven't tried to be here with this king~~ What do you say?" Mo Lingfeng reacted and suddenly widened his eyes.
Ding Weilan then told Mo Huaining about meeting Mo Huaining in the backyard of the hospital again, because she was eager to prove to Mo Lingfeng that her cooking skills were completely fine, so Ding Weilan only cared about describing the reaction of the other party after drinking her soup at that time, and did not notice Mo Lingfeng's darkening face at all.
Ding Weilan actually made soup for Uncle Huang, what else did the two of them not make behind their backs?
"So, it's no problem for me to give Uncle Huang~~ Of course, I may have to get him drunk in advance." Ding Weilan muttered in a low voice, after all, he didn't look very sober at that time, but if this person drank too much, it didn't seem to be easy to do, Ding Weilan was conflicted in his heart, and he heard Mo Ling's cool voice, "Finished?" ”
"Well, that's it." Ding Weilan came back to her senses and asked, "Can you use my plan now?" ”
"No!" Firmly.
“……”
Even if Ding Weilan is sure, he can't let Ding Weilan meet with Uncle Huang again, otherwise the two of them may not have something to do, they will all drink soup, he, a legitimate father-in-law, has not drunk it, and this woman who has worshiped him will make soup for other men!
Ding Weilan didn't expect Mo Lingfeng to suddenly change his hexagram, he cooperated with him to come over to try the dishes, she thought there was a play, Ding Weilan suddenly had a feeling that she had been tricked, and her little temper also came up, "No, no, I only have this one way, then I don't care about this matter, you can do it yourself, anyway, I will leave after you get married, you clean up the mess by yourself, who cares about you?" ”
Ding Weilan chattered and complained, and turned around and walked out of the kitchen, leaving Mo Lingfeng alone with a black face in the back.
What kind of bastard words, what does it mean to get married and leave? Can't wait to leave? Moreover, it seems that she broke into the disaster, what kind of face does she have to clean up alone!
No matter which angle he thinks about it, Mo Lingfeng feels very unhappy, in line with the principle that he is unhappy with others and don't want to be comfortable, Mo Lingfeng made a major decision after careful consideration, he wants to sleep in Tingyuxuan until he or one of Ding Weilan comes up with a way. Of course, it doesn't include Ding Weilan's bad idea of cooking herself.
The corners of Ding Weilan's mouth, who learned the truth, twitched, what is the difference between this and living here permanently?
I don't know what Jiang Mengying will think when she hears the news, she must hate her so much, right? She was worried, and she didn't know which one owed her mouth and ran over to tell Ding Weilan: Miss Jiang already knows that the prince is here, and since it was Miss Jiang's people who went back to say it, I don't know if there is any oil and vinegar.
Ding Weilan, who originally felt that she had nothing to love, was even more speechless, turned her head to look at the guards who were talking, and held back a sentence for a long time, "Do you know where there are coffins sold nearby?" ”