Chapter 433: Please Listen to the Question!
Su Yu walked to the bottom of the stone pillar, looked up at the word "Wu", and wondered, "What is this?"
He raised a hand and gently stroked the surface of the stone pillar, only to feel cold and hard to the touch.
Suddenly, the word "Wu" lit up with a dazzling white light, the entire stone pillar trembled slightly, and dust fell.
Su Yu was startled, and his figure flew back.
The word "Wu" on the stone pillar projected an oblique white pillar of light towards the ground, and a slender figure walked out of the pillar of light and stood in front of Su Yu.
This is a handsome young man in white, with slender ears, a cyan vertical mark on his eyebrows, and two silver fighting guns.
The young man looked straight ahead, his eyes glazed over, and there was no expression on his face, like a dead corpse.
"Projection on. A beautiful woman's voice came from the stone pillar, like a kingfisher playing water, and a yellow warbler singing.
The voice seemed to have magical power, and a glimmer of light flashed in the cloudy eyes of the young man in white, and his lips moved slightly, and he said in a mechanical voice: "Please listen to the question." β
Listen...... Su Yu blinked, and didn't react for a while.
What is this for, exam?
"Forget it, just do the topic, I'm a scholar, let the horse come!" Su Yu raised his eyebrows and stood with his hands in his hands, with a confident expression.
"Knowledge question, question one. β
The young man in white said slowly: "Xiao Ming has to shave his face thirty or forty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face, may I ask why?"
"What's that?" Su Yu was slightly stunned, and said in his heart, what kind of strange topic is this?
"The countdown begins, 10,9 ......," the young man in white urged expressionlessly.
Su Yu thought about it seriously, and said with some disbelief: "Because...... Xiao Ming's stubble is relatively hard, so can't he shave it clean?"
"Wrong answer!"
The young man in white said: "Correct answer, Xiao Ming is a hairdresser, and he shaves the customer's face." β
Su Yu: "......"
"it!"
Su Yu jumped up suddenly, pointed at the tip of the young man's nose and scolded: "Damn, isn't this a brain teaser?
The next moment, a slight tremor swept through Su Yu's heart, and his figure instantly moved sideways.
Bangββ!
The gunfire rang out suddenly, and a silver bullet flew past Su Yu's shoulder and flashed away in the air.
Su Yu stopped his figure, raised his eyes, and saw the young man in white raising the fighting gun with both hands, the red light in his eyes surged, and there was a faint trace of murderous aura on his body.
"Due to the wrong answer, the battle began. The young man said as he pulled the trigger.
Bang bang!
Several bullets erupted from the twin guns, forming a dense barrage and sweeping towards Su Yu!
Su Yu started the ghost step, stepped on the starry step, shook his body while retreating, and quickly distanced himself from the young man.
Su Yu didn't expect that the young man would suddenly attack, and he was bare-handed, so he could only avoid his edge first.
It's just that the young man in white didn't pursue Su Yu, he stood in place, holding a fighting gun, like a Buddha statue.
At this time, the young man and Su Yu were about fifty steps away.
"What's going on?" Su Yu frowned.
He thought for a moment, and finally did not choose to take the initiative to approach the young man, but watched in place for a while.
Ten minutes later, the word "Wu" on the stone pillar once again projected a white pillar of light, enveloping the young man.
The white light quickly disappeared, and the figure of the young man also disappeared into the grassland at the same time.
"What the hell is this stone pillar?"
The corners of Su Yu's mouth twitched, and he muttered, "The question asked is too mentally retarded." β
"But ......"
"If you get the questions right, you'll probably get some reward. β
Thinking of this, Su Yu perked up and walked towards the stone pillar.
After putting his hand on the stone pillar, the white pillar of light appeared again, and the figure of the young man slowly walked out.
"Listen up. β
The young man said coldly: "Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home, why does my mother always ask my father, who can't repair the clock, to repair it on his behalf?"
Su Yu opened his mouth and froze.
He found that he didn't seem to be very good at brain teasers......
"Because Dad read the instructions?"
"The answer is incorrect. Because Dad repaired Xiao Ming. β
β......β
Rapid gunfire rang out.
Su Yu crawled all the way and narrowly avoided the fierce attack of the young man.
When the young man disappeared, Su Yu patted his ass and stood up, gritted his teeth, and strode towards the stone pillar.
"I don't believe it, the brain can still stump me as a super student!"
After a few moments, the third answer began.
"Xiao Ming ran in the rainy wilderness for ten minutes, but his hair was not wet, why?"
"Cause...... Because Xiao Ming uses Dou Qi to release out, so-"
"The answer is incorrect. Because Xiao Ming took an umbrella. β
"I'll you...... Oh no, don't shoot, your own people!"
The fourth answer.
"Xiao Ming's father is a guard of the Martial God, he saw his son steal something, but he didn't discipline him much, what's going on?
"For ...... Why?"
Because Xiao Ming was snickering. β
β......β
Fifth, sixth, seventh......
After trying nine times in a row, Su Yu still didn't answer a question correctly.
The sound of fierce gunfire continued to echo over the grassland.
Finally, the boy lay on the prairie and gasped for air.
The boy gestured to the sky with a middle finger.
"I'm!"
"By the way, why is every question Xiao Ming? Is Xiao Ming mentally retarded? Why can't anything?"
"Fuck your uncle, Xiao Ming!"
ββββ
"Ahh
In the ancient forest, Ouyang Xiaoming sneezed, then rubbed his itchy nose and muttered, "Who is talking bad about me?"
He walked aimlessly into the forest, and as he walked, he came to a narrow clearing.
There is a stone pillar in the clearing.
Ouyang Xiaoming stepped forward curiously and stretched out his hand to poke the stone pillar.
A pillar of light fell from the stone pillar, and a burly young man walked out of the pillar of light.
"Listen up. The young man looked at Ouyang Xiaoming and said, "Knowledge question, the first question." If there is a car and the driver is Xiao Ming, whose car does it belong to?"
"Why am I the driver? Wait, is this a sharp brain turn?"
Ouyang Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, and then said: "The car is if." β
"Correct. β
The young man nodded, "Please continue to listen to the question." β
Something terrible happened!
Next, the young man asked four brain teasers in a row, but Ouyang Xiaoming, who was a scumbag, was all ......... That's right!
"Congratulations on completing the quiz. β
As he said this, the young man's figure turned into a white light and disappeared.
Then, a diamond-shaped piece of iron the size of a palm fell to the ground with a "clang".
Ouyang Xiaoming picked it up and looked at it, and found that three words were written on the iron.
Martial God Order.
"This is the token?"
Ouyang Xiaoming scratched his head and said in surprise: "As long as you answer a few mentally handicapped questions correctly, you can get it?"
If Su Yu knew about this, he would definitely vomit three liters of blood.
He never thought that the roles of a scholar and a scumbag would be swapped one day!
At the same time, among the first-year students, one after another, people found the stone pillars.
On the top of a high mountain, Ji Xuanwu stood beside the stone pillar, waiting for the young man with a long knife at his waist in front of him to speak.
"Emotional question, first question. There are three such women, A is gentle and graceful, B is irritable, and Ding is empathetic. The three of them are all beautiful, if you were Martial God Xue Yuan, which woman would you choose to accompany you for the rest of your life?"
"This kind of topic will stump my love master?"
Ji Xuanwu smiled and said: "Of course it's a choice, only by understanding each other can you live a good life!"
"The answer is incorrect. The young man said.
The smile on Ji Xuanwu's face froze immediately.
The young man continued: "The correct answer, the Martial God will say - I want them all!"
Ji Xuanwu: "......"
As a result, on the high mountain, there was a bright sword light.
(End of chapter)