Early the next morning, Ao Jin opened the tent and woke us up: "You haven't gotten up yet!" ”

The sleepy-eyed old man Xiao sighed: "Now I can't even sleep well, okay, okay, let's get up and accompany you to find the magic weapon." ”

After I got up and put on my clothes, I came to the door of Jiang Yimeng's tent: "Mengmeng, are you up?" We're leaving! ”

Jiang Yimeng lifted the curtain of the tent door and walked out: "I've gotten up a long time ago, let's go!"

"Shall we go by water or by land?" Old man Xiao looked at Ao Jin and said.

"Let's go by water! It's going to be closer, but we're going to have to go a little farther before we get into the water, and I don't want to alarm the monsters underwater. Ao Jin proposed.

"So to speak! Shall we sit on your back and go with you? Jiang Yimeng laughed.

"Girl, have you had a period these two days?" Ao Jin suddenly looked at Jiang Yimeng seriously.

"Ugh! Does it matter? Jiang Yimeng didn't expect Ao Jin to suddenly ask such a question, so he blushed and shook his head to say no.

"Hmmm! It's good if you don't have it Let's go!" Ao Jin nodded, then turned around and led us downstream into the water.

"Old Xiao! Why is this asking? Jiang Yimeng asked Old Man Xiao quietly.

"Hey, hey! Women's menstruation is the most yin and evil dirt, if you have a period and have to ride on Ao Jin's back, Ao Jin's Taoism will be affected, and it may be a long life. Old man Xiao explained to Jiang Yimeng.

"Oh! I understand, but fortunately I haven't had my period in the past few days. After Jiang Yimeng listened to Old Man Xiao's words, he understood the purpose of Ao Jin's question, so he nodded reassuringly.

"Boy, come here." Ao Jin turned to me who was following him closely.

"Brother Ao, what's the matter?" I walked up to him curiously.

Ao Jin stretched out a hand on my shoulder and looked at me with a smile: "Boy! How's that little girl? ”

I paused, but immediately replied, "She's very nice!" Will care about people. ”

Ao Jin nodded: "Then do you want her to become your wife?" ”

"What? Wife? Belch! I looked at Ao Jin like an electric shock, and then turned my head to look at Jiang Yimeng.

At this time, Jiang Yimeng was happily talking and laughing with Old Man Xiao, and he didn't notice the strangeness between me and Ao Jin.

"Of course I do! It's just that I'm afraid she won't agree. "I explained my concerns to Aokin.

"If you like people, you have to be brave enough to chase them! Manly man, don't be shy. Got it? "Ao Jin made a suggestion.

"Then you've been cultivating by yourself for thousands of years, do you have a wife?" I looked at Ao Jin curiously.

"I'm already a god-level Ao, and the seven emotions and six desires were forgotten by me hundreds of years ago. Besides, I'm a half-dragon now, and some parts of my body have disappeared, and even if I take on a human form, I don't have those organs, so I don't need a wife. Ao Jin looked at me proudly.

"So, you've been a single dog for thousands of years, huh?" I laughed.

"I'm not a dog, I'm an Ao, I'm a god." Ao Jin thought I was talking about him as a dog, and hurriedly explained.

"The meaning of a single dog is the meaning of a single! I didn't say you were a dog! I know you're a god. "I explained what a single dog meant.

Ao Jin nodded after listening: "It seems that this is really the case!" I've really been a bachelor for nearly a thousand years. ”

"Brother Ao, do you know what the scariest thing in the world is?" I looked at Ao Kim with a grin.

"I don't know! Tell me about it. Ao Jin shook his head in confusion.

"The most terrible thing in the world is that a thousand-year-old bachelor teaches a few decades of young bachelors how to pick up girls, and what is even more terrifying is that the decades-old bachelors really believe it." When I said that, I laughed.

"I said you two, one really dares to say it, and the other really dares to believe it." Jiang Yimeng's voice sounded in my ears.

I hurriedly turned my head and found that Jiang Yimeng, who was talking and laughing with Old Man Xiao, didn't know when he walked to my side.

I just wanted to explain, but I didn't expect Jiang Yimeng to grab my ears directly and carry me to the front.

Jiang Yimeng angrily scolded loudly: "Lao Wang, you have grown your skills, dare to follow others to learn badly." See if I don't pull your ears off today. Hum! ”

"Ouch! Grandma, I was wrong, I don't want to learn from others anymore, ouch, you can light it up! It hurts! I looked at Jiang Yimeng with a sad face.

Old man Xiao asked Ao Jin with a smile: "Ao Jin, what did you say to that kid?" Jiang Yatou was so angry. ”

Ao Jin looked at Old Man Xiao with an innocent face: "I didn't say anything!" I just told him that if you like a little girl, you have to work hard to chase her. ”678

Old man Xiao covered his mouth and laughed: "The stinky boy has been planted in your hands this time, you see how miserable he is now!" ”

Ao Jin sighed: "Boy! I hurt you! I'm sorry for you! ”

Jiang Yimeng grabbed my ears and continued to walk, while Old Man Xiao and Ao Jin followed far behind.

Gradually, the strength of Jiang Yimeng's hand became lighter and lighter, and I broke free directly while she was not paying attention.

"Your hand hurts my ear! I'll give you a rub, how? Without waiting for Jiang Yimeng to react, I gently held her hand in the palm of my hand and gently rubbed it.

"Silly girl, what are you doing so hard? You see your hands are red. I said while gently rubbing Jiang Yimeng's hand.

"Do your ears still hurt?" Jiang Yimeng looked at me with some distress.

"It doesn't hurt! It really doesn't hurt. I hurriedly used my hand to cover her red and swollen ears.

"But I'm distressed! But don't scratch your words! It's easy for you to become bad later. Jiang Yimeng gently hammered me in the chest.

"So be it! I'm not going to listen to that stinky fish nonsense anymore. I looked at Jiang Yimeng with a smile.

"What did you kid say?" Ao Jin in the back shouted loudly.

"Didn't say anything! I said that you are so powerful, at a young age, your Dao Xing has already reached the god level. I hurriedly found an excuse to cover up the past.

Ao Jin nodded and said, "Oh! In fact, I have already reached the god level. ”

Jiang Yimeng secretly covered his mouth and laughed: "That's it!" I'll be a little lighter next time I pluck your ear. ”

"Huh? And next time? I cried out in desperation.

"That's right! As long as you're not honest, I'll pull your ears, and you won't be able to beat me anyway. Jiang Yimeng laughed happily.

"Count you ruthless, I said how did I meet such a nemesis like you in my life, did you say that God specially sent you to restrain me?" I gritted my teeth and said.

"Probably! I am your nemesis, your nemesis for life. Jiang Yimeng looked at me with a hideous face.

"Alas! If I encounter a stinky fish that pits me, it doesn't matter, and if I meet a nemesis like you, I must have poured blood mold for eight lifetimes. I turned my head to look at Ao Jin, who was getting carried away, and then at Jiang Yimeng.

"It's my honor to have you hold me back. No one else has a kneel yet! I looked at Jiang Yimeng with a hippie smile.

"Is your mouth greased? The oil cavity is slippery, and the flimb tongue is smooth. Well talking! It's all the things I like to hear! Jiang Yimeng said helplessly.

Although Jiang Yimeng was a little angry on the surface, his hand grabbed my hand tightly, and I couldn't break free. Only let her hold on to it like this.

"Turn left ahead to the water's edge! We're ready to take the waterway. Ao Jin behind him shouted at me and Jiang Yimeng.

"Dream dreams! Let you also feel the feeling of riding an ao. After all, Ao is an ancient beast! Ordinary people can't see it. I looked at Jiang Yimeng with a smile.

"Good! I'll sit on him a few more times later, and see if he dares to teach you to learn badly! A treacherous smile suddenly appeared on Jiang Yimeng's face.

I know, wait a minute, someone is going to suffer again. I secretly prayed for Ao Jin in my heart, after all, he provoked Jiang Yimeng.

Finally arrived at the water's edge, Ao Jin jumped into the water and turned back into the main body of the Golden Beard Shenao, I helped Jiang Yimeng to sit on Ao Jin's back, and then I quickly sat up, and Old Man Xiao sat behind me.

"Who taught Lao Wang to learn badly just now?" Jiang Yimeng suddenly opened his mouth and asked.

Old man Xiao hurriedly waved his hand: "It's not me, I've been with you all the time." ”

Ao Jin's body, the golden beard god Ao's mouth, opened and closed: "It's me!" What do you want to do? ”

Jiang Yimeng sneered: "I don't want to do anything!" As soon as he finished speaking, he grabbed a sharp horn on his back with his hand and shook it vigorously.

Ao Jin screamed in pain: "Oops! My little ancestor, my aunt and grandmother. You tap! ”

"Humph! Forget it this time, next time you dare to teach Lao Wang to pick up a girl, I will definitely pull out the horns on your back. Jiang Yimeng let go of his hand and said with his apricot eyes wide open.

"Yes, yes, I won't dare next time." Ao Jin hurriedly begged for mercy, knowing that the row of sharp horns on Ao's back connected his spine and was the most vulnerable part of his body.

Ao Jin secretly shed tears in his heart: "I didn't expect to provoke such a little ancestor, alas! ”

"Boy! You won't have a good time in the future, it's just a dire situation! Ao Jin said with consciousness.

"Alas! I can't help it! Get by! "I also replied to Ao Jin with my consciousness.