Part 1: Jin Yu Liangyuan 043, the big war scumbag and scumbag

He Feng was startled, seeing that Lao Hei was still shameless, he hurriedly picked up an apron and put it on her, so as to avoid being looked at by Tian Zhenyan.

Tian Zhenyan walked down the stairs and saw two He Feng at a glance: one was dressed normally, and the other had cantaloupe, which was so tempting that it almost made people vomit nosebleeds. Fortunately, he was self-aware, if he really dared to show such an anxious appearance in front of He Feng, it would not be as simple as kneeling on the keyboard and sleeping in the bathroom, he turned his mind and pointed at Lao Hei and asked, "Lao Hei?" ”

Lao Hei giggled and said, "Count yourself smart!" ”

He Feng breathed a sigh of relief, glared at Lao Hei, and said, "Why don't you go get dressed, in my room, pick a few at will!" ”

Lao Hei turned around, and suddenly revealed the back that was not covered by an apron, compared with the choppy front, the situation on the back Tian Zhenyan had seen too much, and he was not very excited.

Tian Zhenyan pondered: "What are you going to do?" Let the old black pretend to be you? ”

He Feng sighed: "That's the only way, when Lao Hei comes back, let's discuss the details." ”

After a while, Lao Hei casually wore a nightdress from He Feng. This woman, too lazy to die, and shameless, wore nothing inside. However, He Feng's nightdress was customized according to her figure, but after wearing it on Lao Hei's body, her chest was bulging and almost burst.

He Feng glared hatefully a few times and did not speak.

Next, He Feng explained her plan to the parties. To put it simply, one day Lao Hei pretended to be Tian Zhenyan and went out, and then He Feng and her nosy classmates appeared, scolded the fake He Feng to the point that he was bloody, shameless, and fled in the wilderness, as for Tian Zhenyan, he was naturally snatched back, and then ruthlessly abandoned him in person.

Lao Hei and Tian Zhenyan stared dryly, crying and laughing, and after a while, Tian Zhenyan muttered: "Women's war, it's really boring!" ”

Since he is no longer willing, he has to bite the bullet in order for his two-faced girlfriend to continue to mix in school. As for Lao Hei, she obviously didn't take this thing seriously at all, she had already been bribed by He Feng with dried fish.

The day of war has finally arrived. Before going out, He Feng dressed up Lao Hei and dressed up as a bewitching woman, with a slightly different appearance from the deity, so that he could be different from the deity.

As for Tian Zhenyan, He Feng suddenly had an idea, and he also put on makeup, dressed up differently from his original appearance. This is for the convenience of acting in the future, you must know He Feng's group of classmates, but asking He Feng to cruelly and live abandon Tian Zhenyan, acting is of course easy, but in case He Feng and Tian Zhenyan are caught again when they go shopping a day later, she can excuse this is a newly found boyfriend.

Then He Feng went to school, and was still dressed up by his classmates, and finally everyone was ready to go, Pabrika triumphantly picked up a transparent glass bottle, which had a pale yellow liquid shaking in it, and said, "I have prepared something for that, I must disfigure her!" ”

He Feng was startled and asked tremblingly, "Is this hydrochloric acid?" Not necessarily! Disfigurement is a crime! ”

Pabrika laughed and said: "What hydrochloric acid, this is makeup remover, as soon as it is splashed on the face, everything is off, revealing the ugly and unbearable makeup of that cheap woman, it can be regarded as a kind of disfigurement." ”

He Feng breathed a sigh of relief, her classmates were not so crazy after all.

In the evening, after He Feng's ventilation report, the classmates violently slaughtered the place where the pair of "dog and girl" had a private meeting, and sure enough, they saw Lao Hei and Tian Zhenyan, who were sitting together and talking.

Pabrika's eyes rolled to the other students, signaling the start of the operation, and the classmate nicknamed "Commander Lin" immediately dispatched. The reason why he has this nickname is because he is extremely beautiful, and he orders boys, don't dare to disobey, and he is called "Commander".

Commander Lin rushed out, suddenly appeared in front of Lao Hei and Tian Zhenyan, pointed at Lao Hei and shouted: "Cheap woman, dare to rob my boyfriend, look for death!" ”

When the time came to show his acting skills, Lao Hei raised his head in a daze, pretending to be at a loss to look at Commander Lin.

Tian Zhenyan pretended not to know and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

Commander Lin laughed and said: "You think this woman is a White Lotus, it's ridiculous, she likes to snatch other people's boyfriends the most, and you are just one of her spare tires!" ”

Tian Zhenyan looked at Lao Hei and shouted "excitedly": "Tears, is this true?" ”

Lao Hei stood up, glared at Commander Lin angrily and shouted, "Don't believe her, this woman is slandering me, I don't know her at all, let alone her boyfriend!" ”

Commander Lin snorted and laughed: "Don't think I'm unprepared, I brought all the victims today!" ”

As soon as the words fell, He Feng's classmates went out to surround Lao Hei and Tian Zhenyan, pointing at Lao Hei and scolding, roughly that she stepped on ten boats, and everyone was a victim. Lao Hei did not show weakness, and his tongue fought against the females. Fortunately, everyone is a civilized person, and there will be no ugly scenes of women beating up in the street.

The climax came, and suddenly a few boys jumped in and shouted around Lao Hei.

"Tears, do you love me or not!"

"I'm your only one!"

"Why do you have so many men! I'm going to jump to West Lake! ”

Lao Hei was dumbfounded, he couldn't imagine that He Feng's classmates would be so good at tossing. After all, there are many girls in the Chinese department, and it is easy to call a few boys from other departments to help!

When Pabrika was in a daze, she suddenly opened the bottle and poured it on the old black's face. Lao Hei was taken aback, thinking it was hydrochloric acid, a touch of slippery and greasy, and the makeup was all gone, so he woke up to the makeup remover, and took advantage of the situation to sit on the ground, covering his face, and seeing no one.

The group of men continued to surround Lao Hei, telling the story of their relationship with Bai Tan Tear but being ruthlessly abandoned, in short, trying to prove that Bai Tan Tear was a queen bee. Any normal man would not want to have a relationship with the queen bee, and sure enough, Tian Zhenyan stood up, pointed at Lao Hei and said: "You, you actually went behind my back to deal with so many men, I misjudged you, let's break up!" ”

Lao Hei snorted: "Break up, break up, don't think I can afford you, you useless little white face." ”

After saying that, he stood up and patted his buttocks, and quickly slipped out of the crowd.

Tian Zhenyan was "stimulated" by Lao Hei a lot, and sat on the ground excitedly, his face pale.

At this time, He Feng took the opportunity to appear to comfort Tian Zhenyan, who was traumatized. Lonely women are the easiest to hook up, and injured men are just as easy to hook up, Tian Zhenyan excitedly held He Feng's hand and said, "Hey, Xiaofeng, when did you become so beautiful?" ”

He Feng chuckled: "I've always been beautiful, but I'm just too lazy to dress up." ”

Tian Zhenyan's eyes were bright and trembling, as if he regretted not finding his fiancΓ©e so beautiful, and said, "Xiaofeng, let's get back together!" ”