"Did you find the money?" The nurse said.

"Miss Nurse, do you know where that bag on me went?" I asked.

"How do I know where your bag went? You don't have to say that the money is in that bag and then say that the bag is gone. The nurse continued: "I can see a lot of your tricks, and I just want to pay the bill!" ”

"I really don't mean to pay my bills." At this time, I took out more than forty yuan from my shoulder pocket, and thought to myself, fortunately, I still kicked a little in my pocket before, and this money is enough for me to eat here for a few days. I politely handed all the money to Miss Nurse, although I knew that I wouldn't need so much at all, but out of politeness, and at the same time showing off that I have money, can I do without you?

The nurse looked at me and said, "Are you making fun of me again?" What kind of money are you taking? This has been eliminated for many years! And do you think forty dollars is enough for medical expenses? ”

"How much does that cost?" I thought to myself: "I really came to a black-hearted hospital, and I hung a hanging bottle, but forty yuan is not enough." ”

"Two hundred!" The nurse said.

"What?! Two hundred? Miss Nurse, you're not kidding me, are you? These two hundred yuan is half a year's salary for ordinary workers, and a hanging bottle needs so much money? I asked.

"It's not just hanging bottles, but also the medicine for you, the registration fee, and so on. Two hundred dollars is the normal price. The nurse continued: "As for the 200 yuan you said is your salary for half a year, then I think you can turn left and go to the psychiatric department for a check-up, and then come and pay the fee together." The nurse said lightly, looking at me like a neurotic.

"Miss Nurse, are you teasing me again?" I said.

"Sir, are you teasing me again? If you don't have any money, call your family or friends and ask them to help you pay the bills. ”

"But there's no phone here......" I said.

"Don't you have a cell phone?" The nurse asked.

"What phone? I've never heard of it. I said. This time, the nurse did not look at me like a psychopath, but looked at me like a fool, and said, "I really recommend that you go to the brain department for a check-up, after all, you were hit in the brain this time, and the doctor said you had a slight concussion." The nurse continued, "This kind of problem can be big or small, don't be careless, this gentleman." ”

"I'm fine, thank you." I said.

"Then hurry up and pay the money." The nurse said, "If you don't have a cell phone, use mine." As I spoke, I pulled out a rectangular object from my pocket and asked, "Can this thing make a phone call?" ”

The nurse shook her head and said, "Number." I said a string of numbers, and the nurse frowned and said, "Is this the phone number you are talking about?" ”

"That's our phone number." I said.

"Are you from an alien planet?" The nurse was clearly teasing me.

"I'm really not lying to you." I said. The nurse ignored me and shouted behind her, "Doctor Su, this person has some brain problems, I suggest going and taking a film of him again." ”

At this time, a woman in a white coat walked around the corner and said, "What's wrong with this person?" After a brief look at it before, it doesn't seem to be a big deal, right? ”

"This person has some problems in his brain, and he actually joins hands

The machine doesn't know what it is. Although the nurse's voice was small, I could still hear it more clearly, and at the same time she said, "But this person doesn't seem to have any money, what do you think ......?" ”

"How much does her medical bill?" Dr. Su asked.

"Two hundred and three pieces in total." The nurse said.

Dr. Li looked at me and said, "I have paid for his medical expenses, and I will pay the money later." With that, Dr. Li turned and left.

The nurse said: "You kid is also lucky, but this is all because of our good heart and eyes, and of course, it is also because of our Dean Li Man's good education, and he can have his current achievements just one year after graduating from university, which is really as great as Dean Li Man." ”

"Who are you talking about?" I asked.

"Who am I talking about? Neuropathy. The nurse turned to leave, but I stopped her and asked, "What did you just say your dean's name?" ”

"Li Man, what's wrong?" The nurse said.

"Is it male or female?" I asked.

"Of course it's a woman! You strange man! With that, the little nurse ran away. I thought to myself, "This can't be the Leman I know, right?" If you count the time, she should be the age of the dean at this time. I hurriedly caught up with Dr. Li just now and said, "Dr. Su, please stay." ”

The girl's white uniform, as white as her face, exudes the charm of a professional woman, and at the same time has the innocence of a student that has not faded.

"Are you calling me again?" Dr. Su asked, turning his head.

"Yes." I said.

"If you want to thank me, you don't have to, I have other things, so I won't tell you more." Dr. Su was about to turn around when I stopped in front of her again, and she was already a little impatient and said, "What the hell do you want to do?" If you really want to thank me, you really don't need to. ”

"It's not about it, as for the money, I'll pay it back to you." I said.

"Then I don't know what else you can tell me." After Dr. Su finished speaking, he was about to leave, and I said, "I want to find your mother." ”

"You're looking for my mother?" Dr. Su even laughed and said, "I really think what Xiao Song said is right now, you should go to the psychiatric department to have a look." ”

"I'm really looking for her." I said.

"That's what people who come to my mother every day to do errands." Dr. Su said.

"I'm really something, I really know your mother!" I saw that this Doctor Su didn't believe my words, so I told some things about Li Man, this Doctor Su frowned, and said for a long time: "Didn't you check my mother's information?" Otherwise, how would you know so clearly? ”

"I didn't, I've been through it with her." I said.

"Experienced together? Do you know how old my mother is? She can be your mother! Dr. Su said, "Okay, I've told you enough, don't pester me anymore." Then he muttered, "How did I talk so much to a neurotic?" I'm really convinced......"

"I'm not insane." I explained.

"Okay, Mr. Yang, you're not crazy, are you? Can I go now? Dr. Su said, "As for the two hundred yuan, you don't need to pay it back to me, because I don't want to."

See you again. ”

If I continue to be so tough, I'm afraid that this Dr. Su will also call the police, and it seems that if you want to see the dean, you will have to think of another way.

Actually, it's simple, as long as I casually inquire, know her office, and then stand outside and wait? When he was just proud of his intelligence, someone suddenly shouted: "You are Yang Qifan?" ”

A bald muscular man was standing at the end of the hallway and said, I thought to myself, "Why are there so many bald heads?" It doesn't look like a good person. ”

"I am Yang Qifan, I don't know what Your Excellency is looking for me?" I said.

"What's the matter with you? You will know with me! The bald man said viciously.

"How did you know my name was Yang Qifan?" I said.

"Do you need to ask? Of course, the nurse just told me. The bald man said.

I thought to myself, I was dizzy when I came, how do you know my name, and then asked, "Who the hell are you?" Have you been secretly observing me for a long time? ”

"What did you kid say? If you hadn't hit our lady and stopped to give you a theory, you wouldn't have been hit by a car! As for your name, it's very clear on your fucking ID card, and even if you die, the hospital will know what your name is and where you live! The bald man said.

Hearing his tone, I was immediately a little unhappy, and said: "Please speak with respect, don't be a fucking person, is this the attitude of inviting people?" ”

"Do you still need attitude? When you meet our young lady, you just wait to look good! The bald man said.

"Why should I see your young lady?" I said.

"Do you still need me to say this? Isn't it because you hit our young lady that our young lady was hit by the big car coming from behind with you? Dahan said.

I thought to myself, "Is it really because of me that this girl in the mouth of this big man was hit?" In that case, I'd better check it out. Thinking of this, I said, "Then you can lead the way." ”

"It's your kid acquaintance." The bald man said.

Following behind the bald man, I asked curiously, "This big brother, do all you men here like to keep bald heads?" ”

"What do you mean by that? Are you discriminating against us bald? The bald man glared back at me.

"I didn't mean that, I just met a patient who was also bald, and I thought that men here like to have this kind of bald head." I said.

"Your kid is quite wide, and he's about to be unlucky, and he still asks fucking questions." The bald man took me into an iron box, and I asked, "What is this?" ”

The bald man looked at me with a questioning look on his face and said, "Are you kid funny?" Don't even know the elevator? What the fuck are you from? ”

"Do you like to add a fuck to your words? I really don't know what it is, can't I ask? I then asked, "Just now a nurse brought out a rectangular flat thing, and said it's called a mobile phone, you can make calls, do you have any kind of thing?" ”

"You're insane, aren't you?" The bald man looked at me a little differently at this time than he did just now.

"Do you have any?" I said.