Chapter Twenty-Three: Outdoor Live Broadcast!
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"Okay guys, don't guess, whether there is a martial arts master or not, this is just a cave where you can shelter from the rain, let's move on!" After the young man finished speaking, he left the cave, put on a selfie stick, and continued to move towards the mountain.
"Friends, do you see this grass in front of me? This is something that I used to play tricks on people when I was a child, and it got pimples when I touched it, and it was so comfortable! After walking for a while, the young man pointed to a plant in a bush of weeds, which was about fifty centimeters tall, with oval-shaped leaves and hairy hairs.
"Did the anchor try it? I'll tell you, this thing is more refreshing to wipe your butt! ”
"Yes, we're getting a lot older!" Obviously, there are also people who know the goods in the live broadcast room.
"Hehe, I haven't tried wiping my ass, but I've rolled in it!" The corners of the young man's mouth twitched, and he didn't dare to wipe his buttocks.
"Alright, skip, you just need to know that this can't be played!" After the young man finished speaking, he continued to move forward, and coincidentally, the route was exactly the one that the ape roared and they took.
"Anchor! You put your phone down! Suddenly, a barrage caught his attention, and he lowered his phone to observe the ground as he lowered it.
"It's a footprint, and it looks like it's been months."
"It's supposed to be a ranger, right?"
"Ranger? There are no rangers in the rainforests of southern Yunnan. ”
"Maybe it's a medicine picker, or something like an anchor."
"............" the young man was speechless, and he could be involved anywhere.
"Look, this foot must be at least forty-four yards, and if you look at the depth, I can conclude that this is a person!"
“......... Damn, this is something that everyone can see! ”
"And this person is one meter nine tall, weighs about one hundred and eighteen, and is absolutely burly." This person's eyes are quite vicious, and he can guess eight or nine.
"Yo ~ Detective ~ " There was an uproar in the live broadcast room, and the young man was also a little surprised, he didn't expect that there was a master.
"This friend's inference is very reasonable, this should be left by a strong man, but no matter how strong he is or what his purpose is, it's none of our business." After looking at it for a while, the young man raised his head and said.
"Didn't the anchor report to the yamen? What if it's a poacher? ”
"Yes, there are many rare species in the rainforest of southern Yunnan!" The barrage was wildly brushed, and the live broadcast room of dozens of people was forced by them to brush out the feeling of hundreds of people and thousands of people.
"Big brothers, I don't know how many months have been with these footprints, even if they did, they ran away early!" After the young man spoke, he took out an outdoor long knife from his back bag and picked his foot from time to time.
"Brothers, the rainforest in southern Yunnan is actually very dangerous, I suggest you don't enter alone, I have at least learned wild survival skills for a period of time, and I can deal with small situations in general!" The young man dared to come in alone, and he was not stunned, in addition to food, there were a lot of first-aid medicines, poisonous snake serum or something in the bag.
"Don't worry, I haven't lived enough, and I won't die."
"To tell you the truth, I used to be alone in the mountains for three days."
"How many bottles of wine, like this?"
"Yes, if there is a peanut, you will not say it."
"This brother is very good!" The young man gave a thumbs up to his mobile phone, whether he was real or not, others could say whatever they wanted, but he had to give some face.
bragging and farting all the way, introducing flowers and plants, the young man has walked nearly ten miles, and the people in the live broadcast room have also changed several times, after all, not everyone has nothing to do for a day, and people also need to have just a drop of rice.
"It's almost six o'clock, we have to find a place to build a shelter, or it's going to be dangerous tonight!" Looking at the time, the young man said.
He looked up and walked in a direction.
"Brothers, there is an advantage to going into the mountains this season, that is, you don't have to worry too much about snakes, because snakes will hibernate in winter and will not come out.
Of course, this is not absolute, especially in such a tropical rainforest, which has little effect on snakes, as for why I haven't encountered snakes?
It's because I've smeared realgar on my body, and I also carry realgar bags, oh~ That's it! After saying that, the young man took out a small black bag from his waist, which exuded a strong smell.
"No wonder, I said why there are no snakes in such a dense jungle, it turns out that you, the male yellow spirit, are doing the trick." In the live broadcast room, a barrage was immediately issued.
"Hehe, I found out that you guys are here to me off!" The young man spoke angrily, but there was not the slightest anger on his face.
"Okay, this place is good, you can build a shelter." The young man looked around and settled on the location.
The first choice for shelter is to have a wide field of vision, especially in such a dense forest, where the vision means that you can quickly spot, respond to, and solve dangers.
The young man put the selfie stick on the tree in the distance, and began to move, first using a wooden stick to build a general frame, then fixing it with a paratrooper rope, and finally weaving it with leaves to prevent rain, tropical rainforest, the weather is fickle, it may be sunny one second, and the next second it will be pouring rain.
An hour later, as soon as it was dark, the young man had finished the shelter, which was not pretty, but barely functional, and would be fine for one night.
"Brothers, now that it's dark, I won't go out to look for food, eat what I brought first, and I'll show you what the wilderness god is early tomorrow morning!" In the cabin, the young man was eating canned food while chatting with the water friends in the live broadcast room.
"Cut!"
"Plus One"
"On the top floor" boos continued, and those who could watch his live broadcast generally followed him for some time, so how could they not know his ability.
"Alas~ really sad!" The youth pretended to be depressed.
"It's coming, it's coming, the drama spirit is on the body, go to the west and invite the Buddha!"
"High-end ingredients often only require the simplest way to cook... First catch an anchor, pinch the head and tail, cut off the soft meat between the spans, coat it with egg liquid, wrap it in breadcrumbs, fry it in oil until it is golden brown on both sides, and the female anchor next door is crying! ”
"Ruthless upstairs!"
"Plus one!"
"Brother, you're going to make me the last one!" The young man burst into tears and laughter.
After a meal of nonsense, the young man threw a few male yellow buns around the shelter, and then went into the shelter, and if it weren't for the inconvenience of making a fire in the forest, he would have wanted to light a few fires.
In the shelter, as soon as the young man put down his mobile phone, he lay down, apparently preparing to sleep on the live broadcast.
"To be honest, it's the first time I've slept outside, and the skills I've learned are just learning after all, not practiced, and I'm panicking now!" That being said, he didn't regret it in the slightest.
"Hahaha, don't worry, anchor, as long as you have an accident, we will help you report to the yamen."
"I've heard that there are a lot of beasts in the rainforest of southern Yunnan."
"Hehe! I'll broadcast it first, brothers, if I don't start broadcasting tomorrow morning, remember to come and help me collect the body! After the young man finished speaking, he was ready to turn off the live broadcast.
"Collect the body? I'm afraid it's just Tuo Xiang, right? It was the last barrage he saw, and then the live broadcast was closed.