Part 2: Laughter is not 069, the counterattack road of the scumbag

"Tell me, what do you want to do?" Tian Zhenyan sighed.

Whether it's a conspiracy or a conspiracy, you have to swallow it, who wants him to be a boyfriend!

He Feng took out his math homework book from behind his back and said, "There are a few advanced mathematics questions that I don't quite understand, you can teach me." ”

Tian Zhenyan raised his head, looked He Feng up and down for a long time, and held back a sentence: "Are you He Nan?" ”

He Feng said angrily: "Is it wrong for me to study seriously? ”

This fiery temper, Tian Zhenyan confirmed that it was his girlfriend himself, so he smiled dryly: "It's not very common, so I'm a little confused." ”

He Feng shouted: "Teach me quickly, don't teach me to see if I don't kill you!" ”

Tian Zhenyan couldn't cry or laugh, took He Feng's math homework book, and understood it after a few glances. After all, He Feng is a liberal arts student, although the school stipulates that he must also learn advanced mathematics, but the difficulty is much lower than that of science and engineering majors, just some calculus, limits, etc. In the eyes of engineering dogs, it's simply not worth mentioning.

In order to appease his girlfriend's irritable mood, Tian Zhenyan showed a lot of skills. The reason why He Feng is a scumbag is not stupid, but lazy, after all, his intelligence is there, after Tian Zhenyan's detailed explanation, he suddenly felt enlightened, and went back to do his math homework.

Tian Zhenyan touched his head, thinking to himself when He Feng started to work hard, could it be that he was stimulated by something?

After He Feng finally finished his homework, the system spoke: "Complete the homework carefully and reward your makeup ability!" ”

He Feng couldn't arouse his interest at all, this reward was completely chicken. Doesn't she know how to wear makeup yet? has the ability to change from Cinderella to a princess, and also has the ability to change from a princess to Cinderella.

Seeing that it was unattractive, the system squeaked and asked, "So what do you want?" ”

"Freedom, freedom not to read, freedom to live sixty minutes."

"Think beautifully! The meaning of the existence of my system is to give people the motivation to forge ahead and keep climbing forward! ”

"Cut!" He Feng glanced at the system.

The next day, He Feng was sleeping in a daze, and suddenly the system issued a task: "Wake up, hurry up and go to school!" ”

He Feng woke up suddenly, fearing an electric shock, endured the discomfort of low blood pressure, forcibly got up, dressed up, and hurried to school.

She listened carefully in class, did her homework carefully after class, and lived the life of an honor student. If this situation continues, the next thing to see He Feng get a master's degree and a doctorate will be, and evolve from Xiaolongnu to the extermination master.

However, this kind of life is contrary to He Feng's nature, and within a few days, Tian Zhenyan, a close friend around him, first saw that something was wrong, and said to her: "Xiao Feng, you have worked hard enough during this time. I understand that you are addicted to learning, but not to the point of exhausting yourself. Look at how thin people are, how dark the eye circles are, and how rough the skin is? Also, it's strange that you don't dress up, go shopping, or drag racing anymore lately. ”

He Feng was taken aback, touched his cheeks, and cried out in a lost voice: "What, I am actually like this in your eyes now?" ”

She hurriedly ran to the mirror to take a look, and suddenly let out an earth-shattering sound: "Oh, Mom! How did the old lady become so haggard? It's all yellow-faced. Sure enough, the identity of the honor student is not suitable for me, and the old lady quit! ”

The system was furious: "What? You're quitting? No, I flew here with all my hard work, and I finally found a suitable object to possess, and if I want to complete a career, you still want to do it! Absolutely not! Eat me electric shock! ”

Creak!

He Feng's hair stood on end, and his eyes rolled white.

But this time she was determined and did not surrender even if she was killed.

The system was even more furious and increased the power.

Creak!

The skeleton can be vaguely seen through He Feng's body.

He Feng gritted his teeth and insisted, shouting frantically: "My life is up to me, I He Feng is dead, electrocuted here, electrocuted into coke, and I will not surrender to you and be a slave of the system!" ”

The system shuddered, and the current weakened.

Suddenly, He Feng shouted: "I saw it, I saw it, it turned out that the system was like this." ”

The system cried out, "What do you see?" ”

He Feng smiled cruelly: "Of course I saw you!" ”

"Nonsense, how can you see me!"

He Feng let out a villain-specific chattering laugh: "I couldn't see it, but as soon as it is discharged, there must be a place for the current to drill out, right?" So I saw it. ”

After speaking, He Feng stretched out his hand and pulled the back of his head, removing a ball of illusory substance like a jellyfish, the thing was still discharging, but for He Feng, who had already suffered countless electric shocks, he was accustomed to it and there was no threat.

At this moment, He Feng looked very terrifying, his hair stood on end, his nostrils were bleeding, his eyes were red, he looked at the system in his hand with a smile and said, "Now I have to think about it, how to kill you, kill you!" ”

The system trembled with fright, and begged bitterly: "Sister, no, grandma, you have a lot, don't worry about my little system, I was wrong before, I was wrong, but the fault is not dead, you spare me!" I have a lot of functions, for example, if you have any enemies, I can help you fix him. ”

He Feng scoffed, and suddenly thought about it, this is not bad! She has a lot of nasty guys, but there's no way to target them. But with this system, you can toss them well.

He Feng sneered: "Even if you know each other, I will spare you this time." ”

Tian Zhenyan heard a lot of movement inside, broke in to take a look, and was immediately startled, seeing He Feng in a state of embarrassment, as if he had been struck by lightning, and shouted: "Xiao Feng, what's wrong with you?" ”

"Oh, it's okay, I accidentally got electrocuted, and I resisted it." She replied lightly, hiding the system away.

Tian Zhenyan will be skeptical, but He Feng doesn't say it, he doesn't want to ask, everyone has a little secret, sometimes don't debunk it well.

He Fengle took a shower, collapsed on the bed, resumed his decadent life as a scumbag, and secretly wondered to himself, who should be harmed by the system?

To be honest, He Feng is sleek and proficient in human affairs, so she almost never makes enemies, and she has no enemies, but there are many people she hates, and the first one is Pu Linglong.

Thinking of that female vixen, He Feng had a headache.

The older leftover girl has a strange temperament, and she is still a younger brother, and after Tian Zhenyan found a girlfriend, she often came to harass the daily life of the young couple. Later, He Feng finally came up with an idea, hosted a beauty contest, and brought it to the throne of the champion, making it famous, surrounded by countless high-quality men, and finally didn't bother the two.

But the good times didn't last long, and after the aura of the beauty pageant gradually faded, Pu Linglong hadn't found a suitable partner yet, so she came to harass the two again when she had nothing to do, and even had a fierce conflict with He Feng's sister before.