Part 1: Jinyu Liangyuan 028, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a fine
The heart of gossip rose, He Feng quickly poked his head out, and when he saw that the fat eldest sister also poked out his head, the two of them smiled heartily.
In the director's office, a small man made a lot of noise, and the old man shouted: "How many times have I said it, according to the country's "Measures for the Management of Becoming Essence": After the founding of the People's Republic of China, animals are not allowed to cultivate into essence!" You just secretly cultivated to become a refinement, and we don't recognize it, if you want to become a refinement, there is no way! ”
The little man was furious and shouted, "Lao Tzu is fighting with you!" ”
The director was furious and shouted, "Security, security! ”
As soon as the words fell, a black man rushed up, grabbed the little man, and threw him down from the second floor.
The little man saw that there was no hope of becoming a sperm, and began to cry.
He Feng couldn't bear it, rolled his eyes, quietly went downstairs, and said to the little man: "Hey! Our country is not allowed to become a fine after the founding of the country, but there are no regulations in foreign countries! You might as well smuggle yourself into Japan and find a way to get a certificate of success in Japan. After returning to China, even if you are an alien, according to the "Measures for the Administration of Foreign Excellence", you can get a green card if you have lived in China for 20 consecutive years and have not violated the law. ”
The little man's eyes lit up, and he immediately stood up and bowed to He Feng in thanks.
He Feng was proud, this was a flaw she found after carefully studying the relevant policies and regulations.
I don't know that the director's eyes are sharp, staring at He Feng's every move, and he is furious in his heart: "This little girl, who is herself, if it weren't for Director Jin's face, I wouldn't even see her." She dared to give bad ideas to uncompliant aliens, ruined my good deeds, and I will definitely give her a good look! ”
The director was worried about it, secretly searched for He Feng's flaws, and wanted to put small shoes on her.
After He Feng went back in the evening, he called Tian Zhenyan to complain, sighed, and said: "If I stay there, I feel that my body and spirit will decay." ”
Tian Zhenyan said: "Either tell your mother and change places for you......"
"Don't ......" Although He Feng has not been with Jin Jue for a long time, he knows his temperament very well, and knows that he has a tough personality, if he gives up his career so easily, he will definitely be underestimated by Jin Jue.
He Feng continued to stay, doing nothing all day, and gradually found that it was not bad to intern here, and he could be lazy. For example, go to work at half past nine in the morning, sleep when you are full at noon, and go to the zoo when you are full.
After a few more days, the director suddenly said to He Feng: "Xiao Feng! There is a wedding today, and you are from the Liaison Office, so you will attend on behalf of our treasured management office. ”
He Feng's eyes lit up, locked here, she had been suffocated to death for a long time, it was rare to have the opportunity to go out, wouldn't she be happy, she hurriedly agreed.
The director laughed secretly, thinking to himself that there was no good thing for you to do this internship, and when I went, it was too late to cry. He asked if he wanted to send a car, but He Feng said no, and drove by himself.
He Feng asked for the address from the director, and went to the wedding scene with the congratulatory gift from the Zhen Guan Office.
However, He Feng apparently forgot a very important thing, it was a stupid act to go to the center of Hangzhou during the rush hour.
She was blocked into a dog, unable to move, seeing that the time was approaching the scheduled time of the wedding minute by minute, He Feng's forehead was dripping with sweat, and finally he couldn't bear it, saw the opportunity, parked the car in the parking space on the side of the road, got out of the car, carried the gift, spread his two long legs and went straight to the West Lake.
Fortunately, her physical fitness was good, and although she was out of breath, she finally arrived at the specified place at the specified time.
It was encircled, all kinds of luxury cars were parked outside, and a large flower shed was built inside, no less than thousands of square meters, and the security guards were guarded at the door, verifying the invitations one by one, and avoiding idle people from entering.
He Feng thought to himself, these outliers under the jurisdiction of the Zhen Management Office are also divided into three, six, nine and so on, there are not only the bottom of the society who can't make a fine certificate, but also the powerful "people" who can hold a wedding by the West Lake.
She was about to go in when she was stopped by security and asked for an invitation.
He Feng hurriedly fumbled all over his body, looking for the invitation, and finally remembered that the invitation was lost in the car, and he couldn't help but sweat profusely. It's over, what to do! If you don't go in, you'll be late!
No matter how He Feng screamed that he was in charge of the treasure, the security guards just didn't believe her, and when they were about to fork her out, someone suddenly shouted: "Hey, it's finally here, let her in." ”
He Feng looked up, but saw a slender woman, dressed quite beautifully, surrounded by five or six women, looking at her with a smile.
The security guard said: "Oh, it turned out to be a friend of the young lady, disrespectful and disrespectful!" ”
They let He Feng go.
He Feng walked in embarrassed and said to the woman, "Thank you." If I can't get in, I'll be miserable, and if I can't do it for the first time, I'll definitely be laughed to death. ”
The woman smiled and said, "It's okay, you can come with me." ”
He Feng followed the woman into the flower shed and came to a small room next door, but it was a dressing room. The other people who followed also wanted to enter, and the woman turned her head and said angrily: "Hey, can you give me some privacy, do you have to be stared at even by makeup and clothes?" ”
They looked left and right and silently exited the dressing room.
He Feng asked curiously, "Are you a makeup artist?" I'm waiting for the bride. ”
The woman smiled, and suddenly pointed behind He Feng and exclaimed, "Ah, what is that?" ”
He Feng didn't know what the plan was, turned his head and saw that it was empty, and then he was beaten with a stick, his head suddenly hurt, and he fainted to the ground.
The woman dropped the vanity case and sighed, "I'm sorry, this is the only way I can escape." Don't worry, you'll be fine. ”
After saying that, she carefully dressed up, and then deliberately said loudly: "Okay, my makeup is almost done." This is a red envelope, take it. You're good to go. ”
She hurried out of the dressing room with her hair disheveled, her head bowed. The people outside didn't notice that she wasn't He Feng at all, and let her escape.
When He Feng woke up, he found that he was sitting on the makeup chair, his clothes were a little wrong, and he looked at the makeup mirror and was startled: He Feng in the mirror was wearing a wedding dress, his face was painted so that he couldn't see the original appearance clearly, and he was stunned.
What's going on? No one would kidnap themselves as a bride.
He Feng pondered for a moment, thinking of what the woman had done before she fainted, and suddenly realized that that guy actually wanted Li Dai Taostiff!
It turned out that the woman saw that He Feng was about the same height and figure as herself, so she tricked her in and knocked her over, and after changing her clothes, she pretended to be He Feng fishing in troubled waters and escaped.
He Feng was angry and annoyed, what evil did he hit today, he was late for gifts, and he was beaten when he entered the door.
No, you can't go on like this, otherwise you will be exposed, and you will definitely be treated as a fellow party of the escapees, and there will be no good fruit to eat!
She wants to sneak out, but there are people guarding outside, what can she do?