The next morning, it was just dawn. The old man Xiao next to me woke me up: "Boy, don't sleep, get up quickly." Aren't you going to catch centipedes today? It's not too early to get over. ”

"Oh, I'm so sleepy, I want to sleep a little longer. Lao Xiao, don't disturb me, let me sleep for a while, just sleep for a while. I was so sleepy that I turned over and slowly fell asleep.

Suddenly, I felt the quilt on my body be lifted, and then I felt a sharp pain in my ears. I hurriedly opened my eyes and saw that it was Jiang Yimeng who was viciously pulling my ears: "Big lazy worm, you still can't get up?" The sun is all on the ass. Do you want me to pinch your tendons? ”

"Ugh! You just lifted my quilt? Aren't you afraid that I'm wearing nothing under the quilt? I looked at her with a grin.

"Humph! What am I afraid of? As soon as she finished speaking, the strength on the fingers that were tugging at my ears increased a lot.

"Oops! Tap it, my aunt, it hurts me to death. "Because she has practiced kung fu, it hurts me to pull my ear, and my tears almost flow out.

"You want me to tap it, right? All right! Then don't you get up? Jiang Yimeng shouted at me viciously.

"Good! I'll just get up. With that, I put on my clothes and pants as fast as I could. Then he stood in front of Jiang Yimeng and said with a smile: "Do you think my speed is fast?" But it really hurts when you just pulled my ear. Girls can't be violent, be careful not to get married! ”

"Humph! What does it matter to you if I marry or not? Do you have itchy skin and want to be beaten?"

Jiang Yimeng in front of me was completely like two people when I held hands with me yesterday, and when I saw her like a dominatrix, my heart shuddered. This girl can't be provoked, but can't I hide if I can't be provoked?

Thinking of this, I hurriedly took the bronze dagger and put it on my waist, then took the bamboo tube that Uncle Ji had prepared for me overnight, and then walked to the dog pen in the courtyard outside.

"Good tiger! Good leopard. You two must not bite me! I'm just going to come over and get some dog poop. "As soon as I came to the door of the dog pen, the two dogs in the dog pen Hidden Tiger and Lei Leopard roared loudly, and while carefully comforting them, I took the opportunity to wrap my hands in plastic bags and pick up a few pieces of fresh dog feces on the ground.

"It stinks! I can't stand it anymore. "I pinched my nose with one hand and left the dog pen with the plastic bag of dog feces with the other.

Now that the dog poop is in hand, how do you dry it?

By the way, roasting it over a fire, and then grinding it into powder to smoke the centipede bee, I really admire myself so much.

I picked up a large pile of firewood outside the yard and piled it up and lit it with a lighter. Then he poured the dog manure from the plastic bag on the ground next to it and slowly baked it over a fire.

What I didn't expect was that the dog feces was roasted by the fire and emitted a very strong smell, which was really indescribable.

In order to dry the dog feces faster, I pinched my nose and added a few pieces of firewood to the fire. Then squatted next to the fire and waited quietly for the dog feces to dry.

"Damn, it stinks! What's the situation? Lao Qin and Lao Liu, who were sleeping in the house, pinched their noses and shouted loudly while running outside.

"Gross! What stink? Lao Ji, is your septic tank leaking? Old man Xiao pinched his nose and ran out of the house, retching from time to time.

"I don't know, I'll take a look, vomit!" Uncle Ji retched as he ran towards the septic tank.

Ah Tai and Ji Liang, who were sleeping in the car outside, also ran out of the car, but as soon as they got out of the car, they immediately felt this very sour smell, Ah Tai covered his nose and squatted on the ground and vomited: "Old Ji? You didn't take a shower last night, did you? Why does it stink so much! Or are you fucking shitting? ”

Ji Liang glanced at him viciously, and then said, "Let your mother's fart, this is the smell of shit, not the smell of corpses." Can you fucking figure out the situation and talk about it? "The fire is out

At this time, Atai squatted on the ground and kept retching, wishing that he would vomit out his internal organs together.

Seeing that they came out of the house one by one angrily, the dog feces had not yet dried. Because the smell is so strong. I couldn't bear the dog feces squatting by the fire, so I hurriedly wrapped the undried dog feces in a plastic bag and ran quickly outside.

"Hey, why is there a fire outside the yard? The smell seems to be coming from there. Jiang Yimeng walked out of his room with his nose covered, and was about to find the source of the smell when he suddenly found a large fire burning outside the yard.

The stench of the people ran to the fire, and I had long since disappeared from their sight, and all they saw was a fire.

Lao Liu walked around the fire, and suddenly saw a yellow-brown thing on the ground. So he squatted down and pulled it with a stick, and finally found that the source of the smell came from this yellow-brown unknown object.

Old man Xiao suddenly seemed to think of something: "Where did that stinky boy go?" Lao Liu, don't touch that thing, that's shit. The stinky boy was going to catch the centipedes with dried dog shit, probably because he didn't have time, so he built a fire here to dry the dog shit. ”

Lao Liu hurriedly threw away the stick in his hand and vomited, and all the things he ate when he drank last night were vomited.

"Stinky boy! Count you as fast as you run, don't let Lao Tzu catch you. Lao Qin yelled angrily in the direction I ran.

"This bastard, I won't be able to spare him when he comes back." Jiang Yimeng also scolded angrily in the back.

Actually, I didn't run far, but hid behind a tree on the hillside next to me and looked carefully at the courtyard.

Oops, it looks like my roasting shit has managed to piss them off. This hornet's nest was completely stabbed by me, and I now have every reason to believe that if I am caught by them at this time, I will definitely die a miserable death, especially Jiang Yimeng's girl.

Thinking of this, I carried a plastic bag of half-dried dog shit and hurried to the place where Ao Jin told me last night.

"Hey! Why is the kid running so fast? Slow down, don't rush. "I was running when I bumped into a man.

I looked up and saw that it was Aojin. I hid my hand behind my back and smiled, "Oh! It turned out to be Brother Ao! I just wanted to get the centipede back sooner. I won't tell you yet, you can go quickly, they are all waiting in the courtyard now. ”

"Are they waiting for me?" Ao Jin asked with a puzzled look at me.

I told Ao Jin exactly what I had just done with the fire to dry the shit.

Ao Jin laughed: "You kid, you really have yours." You can think of this kind of ghostly idea, and I suggest you don't go back now, because I'm afraid I won't be able to protect you. ”

"Huh? Even you can't protect me! Then I'll catch a centipede, how will I come back? Thinking of Jiang Yimeng's violent methods, I couldn't help but shudder Not to mention that she was not the only one I provoked this time. So I asked Ao Jin how to go back?

"Alright! I'll teach you a way. After you catch the centipede, remember to find a cool place to lie down when you go back. Ao Jin said with a smile.

"Why do you have to find a shady place to lie down? Wouldn't they have beaten me up if they did? "I do have some doubts about Ao Jin's approach.

"It's not! I told you to find a cooler place to lie down because then your body wouldn't stink so easily. After saying that, Ao Jin laughed again.

"Brother Ao! I'm standing on the sea of swords and fires now! If you don't save me, forget it, and you will come to ridicule me, it seems that you are also a bad person. No matter what, what should be faced is still to be faced, I'd better go catch the centipede first. I shook my head and sighed, then turned away.