"I represent the moon and destroy you."

When Yu Chi Leirou turned around, she saw a two-dimensional girl with yellow wigs.

"You and I bought it at a wig shop, and I represent the moon and destroy you. But I have hair, but you don't. ”

"Excuse me, who are you?"

"I'm your fiancé's ex-girlfriend, are you getting married? He's a prodigal son, do you plan to change the prodigal son's money? How is that possible? In the world, there is no eternal love, did he also tell you that he will love you forever? Actually, he also told me, but men will eventually leave us, and what we women need to do is to have fun with them and treat them as a joke, otherwise we will only fall deeper and deeper, and finally we will not be able to extricate ourselves. ”

"Hmm."

"You don't even say thank you to me? It's really rude, so do you want to hear how I broke up with him at that time? ”

"Since you're with him and treat him as a joke, I'm afraid I'm not in the mood to listen to your story, I'm busy."

"Your fiancé is about to marry you, are you not curious about his past at all? To be honest, I don't believe it, I don't believe it at all, a chic and neat girl like me can put her feelings like him on cartoons, can you? Don't be dumped by him then, crying and crying all day long, that kind of girl is the cheapest, he can't look down on it at all. ”

"Hmm."

"Hey, what's your attitude? Can you maintain due respect for me, if you continue like this, I will destroy you on behalf of the moon, look at me here, and the moonlight treasure box, no, this is Sun Wukong and Zixia Fairy, but I have Tinker Bell's belly, it is my treasure chest, if you don't listen to me, insist on following his brother-in-law, I will take out all the tools, one by one, beep ......"

"I know your head isn't sick, you just like anime and immerse yourself in it, but you've caused me a certain amount of trouble, I hope you don't do it again in the future, the gaffes on the road will make you cheap. You should go to professional stages, clubs, etc., to show your energy with these tools, sorry, out of company. ”

"Stop, stop, oh no, Doraemon's treasure chest, why don't you listen to it? It's strange, I just ate dorayaki, and there are no rats on the ground, so it stands to reason that I shouldn't have no mana. In this case, I will come to the legend of the new white lady, and I have a trick to you. ”

"It seems that in addition to cartoons and movies, you still like to watch hit dramas, which is good, but I don't have time to play with you, if you go back ten years, maybe my eyes won't leave you, but at the moment, in my opinion, it's still quite naïve. Although everyone avoids growing up, after all, who doesn't want to be a little princess in a fairy tale, but your age looks like it should be more than 30, I hope you have a little more self-respect, and many of your own future considerations. ”

"That's why I won't let you marry Feng Juncheng, he's mine. No one can snatch him away from me. ”

"I don't know if you're his first boyfriend, but he's never said in front of me that he's an object, there's a question of belonging."