Chapter 020: A once-in-a-millennium accident
The glamorous young woman knocked heavily on the little old man's head, "Lao Huang, I said that you are really getting older and more confused, I said that you will come at night, you should be in a hurry to come over now, and see how scared the little girl of the other people." β
The little old man rubbed his head and was silent, and the young woman continued: "Thank you for not listening to you, and knocking on the door beforehand, otherwise you would not have scared the soul of the little girl if you went in directly." β
The little old man smiled bitterly and muttered, "Hehe, maybe it would be better if you could really do that!" β
The glamorous young woman snorted: "Fart!" If the little girl has three long and two short, wouldn't it be killing! β
The little old man raised his head and looked at the beautiful young woman, "Then what do you say?" β
The young woman snorted, "What else can I do now, I'm already scared, just go in!" β
When he finished speaking, the two of them turned into two rays of light, one red and one white, and "huh, huh" passed through the door and entered Xu Yuyang's apartment.
At this time, Xu Yuyang was curled up in the corner of the sofa in the living room, watching the two rays of light in front of him enter the house, and he did not show too much, because Xu Yuyang knew that the two of them had this ability.
This small door of his own house can't stop these two "people" at all.
But when this couple appeared in front of Xu Yuyang, she was still frightened.
Xu Yuyang lowered his head deeply with his eyes closed, and shouted: "Two immortals, the little girl knows that you are good people and will not harm me, I beg you, don't come to scare me, you go and find someone else to play, okay?" β
A couple looked at each other, and the beautiful young woman shook her head: "Little girl, listen to me, we are not bad people. β
"Uh-huh, I know you two are immortals, not bad people!"
Xu Yuyang nodded again and again, but he never dared to open his eyes.
Xu Yuyang suddenly heard his own voice and said very sternly: "Hurry up and get me out!" β
A trace of embarrassment flashed on the young woman's face, "Yun Shu, I'm afraid it's not good." β
"Why," Xu Yuyang shouted almost frantically.
"Now that the time has come, it's hard to come out again, you know. Moreover, Yun Shu is the best time in a thousand years, as long as you practice diligently in the future, it will help you soar to the rank of Golden Immortals! β
"What a good time, who said that?"
The little old man smiled: "This hour has been guessed by me through some calculations, and it is definitely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunityγγγγγγ
Xu Yuyang snorted coldly, "Fart, a once-in-a-lifetime result found me a little girl as a host, and the original gods of the people are still there, do you want the two of us to fly together?" β
The little old man grinned and said no more.
At this time, Xu Yuyang heard them say so much, but he still didn't know what to do, and finally couldn't hold back his indignation, and stood up from the sofa with a "whew".
At the same time, he opened his eyes and stared at the couple.
He shouted, "What are you talking about?" What host? What Ascension? Can you tell me what's wrong with me? Why is there someone who speaks in my voice when I don't speak? What are these facts? β
A couple glanced at each other, but Xu Yuyang spoke: "Okay, you two explain to this little girl well, don't frighten the little girl." β
The glamorous young woman nodded, stretched out her hand and pulled Xu Yuyang's arm, "Come on, little girl, let's sit down and talk." β
Looking at the big beauty in front of him, Xu Yuyang still let go of a little fear in his heart and sat down carefully.
The young woman smiled and said, "My name is Hu Huiniang." Then he pointed to the little old man behind him and said, "His name is Huang Sanlang." β
Huang Sanlang bowed deeply, and Xu Yuyang nodded slightly as a return salute.
Hu Huiniang continued, "I am the priestess of the 'Yaochi Wonderland' and the 'Forbidden Land of Dreams', and he is the guardian of the 'Sanssouci Plain'. β
Xu Yuyang looked at Hu Huiniang and nodded slightly, "You are all immortals, I know." β
Huang Sanlang gritted his teeth and smiled: "The little girl is so smart, and she knows that we are immortals." β
Xu Yuyang thought to himself: It is better for you to be immortals than for you to be gods and ghosts like 'black and white impermanence'!
Hu Huiniang continued, "We also have three friends, one is the mountain god 'Qinglong Zhenjun' of 'Huimeng Mountain', called 'Xiaoqiang', and the other is the 'water system manager' of 'Luohua Liujinhe' and 'Forget Worry Pool' called 'Xiaopang'. The two of them weren't here today, so they didn't come together. β
Xu Yuyang smiled, and thought to himself: The two of you are enough, don't form a group to scare people.
Hu Huiniang continued: "There is also a 'Fairy Land Divine Monarch' of the 'Forbidden Land of Dreams', called 'Yunshu'. β
Xu Yuyang sighed as if he didn't understand, and thought: There are so many immortals, do you immortals come to the world in a group?
Hu Huiniang continued: "The 'Forbidden Land of Returning to Dreams' that we guarded before was attacked by the evil gods, and the five of us were knocked down to the 'human world' from the 'immortal realm' above the nine heavens. β
Xu Yuyang laughed in his heart: It turns out that the gods also fight, is it "Journey to the West" or "Fengshen List"? Xu Yuyang thought in his heart, but he didn't dare to show it at all, and still listened carefully!
Hu Huiniang continued: "In this process, the 'Yunshu' Divine Monarch's true body was unfortunately destroyed, in order to keep his Yuan Shen alive, we decided to find a 'host' for him, that is, the physical body that allowed his Yuan Shen to continue to cultivate. Little girl, do you understand? β
Xu Yuyang's eyes widened, and he stretched out his right hand and pointed at himself as if he didn't understand, "You chose me!" β
Huang Sanlang stretched out his thumb: "The little girl is so smart." β
Hu Huiniang smiled slightly, "Yes, so now the Yuan Shen of Yunshu Shenjun is in your body, and there are two Yuan Shen in your current body, one is your own, and the other is our Yunshu Shenjun!" β
Xu Yuyang smiled stupidly, she really didn't know what to say, she wanted to say: Don't be funny, I don't believe what you say in this palace at all!
But thinking about what she saw and heard when she was in a coma before, she couldn't believe it.
But if it is a letter, how is it possible, as a person who knows eight languages, how can a high-quality college student in the 21st century believe in these ethereal fairy and ghost theories.
Xu Yuyang could only sit there quietly and listen to Hu Huiniang continue to speak.
"So, little girl, in order not to be unduly frightened, we must tell you the truth of the matter, and that's about it.
Xu Yuyang lifted his glasses, and asked with confusion and puzzlement: "Then why did you choose me?" β
"We didn't deliberately choose you, but Huang Sanlang calculated that three minutes ago was the best time to enter the body in this thousand years, and the hospital was also the best place to enter at that time, we just chose the time and place!"
"But there were a lot of people in the hospital at the time, why me?"
"At that time, those people were disabled because of a traffic accident. Little girl, you must know that it is very difficult to cultivate the Daoist Immortal Method without a complete body! In order to be able to help Yun Shu cultivate as soon as possible, we were forced to reluctantly choose you, who were physically intact, as the host of Yun Shu Divine Monarch. β
Xu Yuyang's eyes widened, "But I'm not dead yet, my yang soul is watching you take over my body!" β
Huang Sanlang and Hu Huiniang smiled awkwardly at the same time, "As an immortal family, we must not deliberately seize the body of a living person, this is against the rules of heaven, we will damage the Tao at the least, and at the worst, we will be punished to eliminate the immortal rank." β
"Then why is it still taking up my body?"
Huang Sanlang smiled awkwardly again, "This, this, this is also a small accident." At that time, Xie Bi'an and Fan Wuyu said that the people in the emergency room were all people who died in accidents, and we didn't have a better complete body, so I chose you, little girl! β
Xu Yuyang chuckled in his heart: These two fools, Fan Wuxian doesn't need to say that it has always been like that, but how can Xie Bi'an, who I praised before, be like this? I thought he saved me and brought my yang soul back to my body, and he was a competent civil servant in the underworld, but it turned out that he was so confused! Hey, I'm so miserable!