Chapter 2: The Crazy System
"The world is going down..."
"People's hearts are not ancient!"
"It's so indecent, who are these people!"
"Don't talk about it, the birds are big and there are all kinds of forests."
"Hey, dude is talking interesting!"
"Probably robbed, right?"
"Who's going to help make a move!"
"Why don't you dial?"
"Me? I don't bring my phone for my morning run! ”
"Huh? The police car is coming. ”
...
Early in the morning, a group of uncles and aunts who went out to buy vegetables were gathering in a circle beside the path by the Qingzao River, pointing and whispering, and the crowd was mixed with two young people who came out for a morning jog.
"Let Jean, please let Jean."
Two policemen got out of the police car and walked in through the crowd.
I saw that in the middle of the place surrounded by everyone, a young man with only a pair of small pants was lying on the lawn, the man was still not awake at the moment, seeing that he had a mysterious smile on his face, and the corners of his mouth were drooling, he should still be dreaming.
"Xiao Wu."
Got out of the police car were two young policemen, a man and a woman.
The policewoman pushed through the crowd and saw the scene clearly, a little surprised.
However, the professionalism was there, and he did not shy away from it, but turned around and gestured to his colleagues behind him with his eyes.
The male policeman named "Xiao Wu" understood, took off his uniform jacket and stepped forward to cover the man.
"Wake up! Wake up! The male police officer wanted to wake up the man.
"Hmm..."
Wu Qi felt that he had never slept so comfortably, and he was shaken for a while before he gradually woke up.
"I'm!"
What caught my eye was a policeman wearing a hat and a circle of people with different appearances outside.
"This! Where's my clothes? ”
When Wu Qi came to his senses, he found that his snow-white carcass was being ruthlessly watched.
The clothes and pants on his body were gone, replaced by a coat that was clearly not his own.
Wu Qi shook his head, and then remembered that he was drunk last night, and seemed to fall asleep lying on the grass.
He also had a strange dream in which he won the best lottery ticket ever won by man.
Then, after receiving the award, I went to a very dreamy place again.
The dream is like the wine pond and meat forest of the ancient king, surrounded by beautiful women, and pulling Wu Qi's clothes and pants.
Wu Qi shouted no, but his body was very honest...
As a result, when I wake up now, the dream is over, and I understand my situation.
It turned out that instead of playing with beautiful women, he was robbed while he was asleep...
Now that he is still being watched by a group of uncles and aunts in a big tent, Wu Qi has an urge to commit suicide to vent his anger for the first time in his life.
"This gentleman?"
"Wake up, sir."
Seeing that Wu Qi looked demented again after waking up and scolding, the policewoman also squatted down and shook her palm in front of Wu Qi.
Lu Siyu looked at the stunned young man in front of him and was speechless, looking at this situation, he could roughly guess that this victim had drunk too much last night, and then was stripped naked by the gangsters passing by.
"Huh?"
Wu Qi raised his head and answered, and just as he wanted to say something, an abrupt and indifferent mechanical voice suddenly appeared in his head.
"Random event on: Kiss the policewoman flower.
dedicated his first kiss to the beautiful policewoman flower, thus starting a splendid relationship.
or was captured on the spot by the policewoman, and was infamous as a 'hooligan'.
Task reward: Mall lottery, 1 time.
If the task fails, 10 points will be deducted. ”
This sudden mechanical and electronic sound startled Wu Qi, could it be... I really won the lottery...
Get the super system, become the CEO from now on, marry Bai Fumei, and reach the peak of life is just around the corner?
But what the hell is this random event?
Forcibly kissing a policewoman flower?
Still a romantic relationship?
Although Wu Qi has a mysterious confidence in his appearance, isn't it a death to kiss the police flower in public?
Wu Qi thought about it, and secretly glanced at Lu Siyu with his spare eyes, this police flower comrade is indeed beautiful...
The skin is brighter than snow, the eyes are shining, and there is a heroic spirit between the eyebrows...
Temperament and appearance are first-class.
And that small and seductive red lips, shallow lip lines...
Wu Qi glanced at it, and he was a little stupid.
Thinking of that event task, I swallowed my saliva unconsciously...
Just think about it, he doesn't have the guts...
"The host voluntarily abandons the random event, and the score is -10.
Current points: -10."
Wu Qi listened to this prompt tone, and was helpless for a while.
Isn't this a bit of a collapse at the beginning...
"Come back to the bureau with us and make a transcript."
Lu Siyu said to Wu Qi, who was demented again, thinking in his heart, this young man who is not good-looking is afraid that there is something wrong with his brain?
Wu Qi definitely couldn't have imagined that he had this kind of evaluation in the eyes of policewoman Hua Lu Siyu...
In the case of Wu Qi, it is routine to make a record.
Just looked around, this piece belongs to the monitoring blind spot, and it is difficult to recover the stolen finances.
Wu Qi also understood that his current situation was really not suitable for staying here for a long time, and told the policewoman that his residence was nearby.
So the two policemen accompanied him back to the rental house to change his clothes, and then returned to the bureau in a police car.
"System?"
...
Wu Qi, who got into the police car, silently shouted about the system in his heart, eager to understand the various functions of this mysterious system.
It's a pity that I shouted for a long time and didn't answer.
Could it just be a delusion?
That's not right!
When random events are released, the special electronic sound is so real!
Do you have to communicate with the system to the code?
There's no opening for a mythical beast or something? Starter Pack?
"The host has an opening package that has not yet been claimed, do you want to claim it now?"
The electronic sound suddenly appeared again.
It seems that this amazing system can read its own thoughts.
The way you boot the system may require keywords.
I said the opening and the gift package, so the system gave a hint?
"What's in the package?"
"What's in the pack?"
"The host's opening pack includes: Tier 1 Gene Potion, 1 copy
Level 1 exercise gymnastics, 1 part
Designated category draw, 1 time
Credits, 100
Host's current points: 90."
"Is the host claiming the physical bundle items now?"
"Wait."
It seems to be very rich! Wu Qi was overjoyed.
When Wu Qi was still trying to communicate with the system with keywords in his heart, he didn't notice that the two police comrades sitting in front of him were looking at him like fools, sometimes frowning and thinking, sometimes grinning and smirking...
Unfortunately, it didn't last long.
After making a record in the bureau, I did the re-application procedures for my ID card by the way.
Wu Qi hurriedly took a taxi back to his residence.
After returning to the room and closing the door, Wu Qicai let out a long sigh of relief.
No, no, the time in the bureau is less than an hour.
The system went crazy and issued several random event missions to itself...
Ask the policewoman for contact information...
Taking someone's thermos mug for themselves...
Invite someone to dinner...
...
This system is like a child who has nothing to do, full of curiosity about everything.
To Wu Qi is to release a bunch of inexplicable event tasks.
This is in the bureau, Xiaosheng doesn't dare, Xiaosheng is afraid...
During this period, the electronic equipment in the bureau also crashed inexplicably for a few seconds, although it did not cause major losses, but it also scared a group of public servants of the people enough to choke...
However, since this incident, the system has strangely suspended the release of the event mission.
Wu Qi guessed that the electronic equipment in the bureau was malfunctioning, which was related to this system.
Just asked the system myself and didn't get a response.
It was precisely because the system suddenly stopped that Wu Qi had the opportunity to complete everything smoothly.
Go back to your room and lie back on the bed.
Thinking about the points that had become negative again, Wu Qi wanted to cry without tears.
If this continues, how can you marry Bai Fumei and reach the pinnacle of life...
"The host assists the system in completing the information collection work,
Bonus points: 200.
Current points: 150."
Just when Wu Qi was silently complaining, the voice of the system came again.
Hey? Wrong!
This voice...
Why is it so much like Sister Chi Ling's voice...
"System? What's going on with this sound? ”
"Through the collection of information, the system has initially grasped the basic situation of this human society. Change the sound, I hope to bring you a better experience. ”
"Can it still be changed?"
"We're here to help, Mr. Host!"
Well, it's steely ...
I'm afraid the system has also downloaded the Gaode map...
"Still, Sister Chiling's voice."
"Okay, host."
Wu Qi couldn't help but shudder when he heard this swooping voice.
Make do with it, it's better than the old man's voice.
Not to mention, the system has become much more user-friendly after collecting information.
Maybe you are really unaccustomed to the water and soil when you first came, and you don't want to say anything about issuing tasks to yourself, and communication is full of obstacles.
"System, get the opening package."
"Okay. Please check the host! ”
Hey... Wu Qi still couldn't adapt to the voice, and he was disgusted for a while.
Just when Wu Qi had another headache for the sound of the system, he suddenly held an item in his hand.
It was a small two-centimeter-long glass bottle containing a lilac liquid.
"It's... Level 1 Gene Potion? ”
Wu Qi looked curiously at the potion that appeared out of thin air.
I heard the system talk about the content of the gift package before, and I still remember it vividly.
"Yes, this potion is a Level 1 gene potion produced by the Radiant Federation, which will help to initially improve the host's all-round physical fitness."
Radiant Federation?
It seems that it is the one that appeared in my dream, a fantastic magical world with the ultimate human technology.
"How do you use this thing?"
"Just put the genetic potion in your mouth."
"Just put it in your mouth?"
Don't bully me for reading less!
It's a glass bottle, right? Straight in your mouth?
After listening to the introduction of the system, Wu Qi frowned and looked at the completely sealed potion bottle speechlessly.
This potion bottle is not the same as the oral liquid bottle you usually drink, both ends are completely sealed, and this thing has no lid...
Forget it, the ultimate human technology...
We don't understand, and we don't dare to ask...
Wu Qi put the potion into his mouth suspiciously, only to see that the moment the potion left Wu Qi's hand and entered his mouth, the gene potion disappeared.
Wu Qi looked confused, just gone?
smashed his mouth, and secretly slandered in his heart.
What happened to Ultimate Technology? Isn't the ultimate technology about customer experience?
"Goo... Goo-goo..."
Although there is no sense of experience at all, the effect of the medicine is really fast...
"Ouch!"
Wu Qi clutched his stomach and ran to the toilet...