Part 1: Golden Jade Romance 015, Dead Dog Wants to Die!
As soon as He Feng saw the foreign wine, he smiled, pulled He Nan, took Tian Zhenyan, and entered the villa together.
After entering, He Feng said to Tian Zhenyan: "Zhenzhen, first wronged you to stay alone for a while." My sister and I prepared something and chattered a few more words that my sister had just said. ”
Tian Zhenyan had no choice but to sit alone in the living room, turn on the TV, and watch the TV boringly.
The He sisters went to the kitchen affectionately, and after a long time, He Feng came in with a plate of cocktails, and at this time Tian Zhenyan's eyes couldn't help but light up.
In order to make it easier for him to work, He Nan took off his coat and revealed the close-fitting shirt inside. is completely different from He Feng at the airport with long legs and thin waists, He Nan's chest is very majestic, judging from the shaking of his steps, it is definitely genuine!
And under the miniskirt below is a slender leg with white flowers, although it is not as slender as a maple, the ornamentation is not bad at all.
Tian Zhenyan glared, reluctantly retracted his gaze, and never dared to lose his temper in front of his girlfriend.
God is fair, he thought to himself. Since you have long legs, you don't have big breasts. lost his long legs, but compensated for a pair of murder weapons.
The two sisters sat on the bar in the living room, and He Feng greeted Tian Zhenyan and said, "Come here, Zhenyan." My sister brought me the best Swedish vodka, and I squeezed some orange juice and made it into a cocktail, and came over to try it. ”
Tian Zhenyan jumped up, was invited to the bar, and looked at the tray in front of He Feng, there were three high-legged potbelly wine glasses, containing orange translucent liquid, and cyan lemons and fruits floating inside, colorful and very tempting.
He picked up a glass and sniffed it closely, smelling the aroma of alcohol mixed with fresh oranges and lemons, which was refreshing.
Based on Tian Zhenyan's poor drinking experience, the so-called cocktail is just the kind of alcoholic beverage with low degree and sweet taste sold on the market, so he raised his glass high, showed He Nan and He Feng the heroism of manhood, and said: "Then eldest sister, Xiaofeng, I will do it first as a respect!" ”
In the surprised eyes of He Nan and He Feng, Tian Zhenyan was full of pride, drank it all, touched his mouth and said, "It tastes good......
After saying that, he poofed and fell headlong on the bar.
He Feng was suddenly startled, bounced up, and looked at He Nan.
How did Tian Zhenyan know that the Swedish vodka brought by He Nan had an alcohol content of as high as 98 degrees, and even if it was mixed with a large amount of orange juice and honey, it was at least forty or fifty degrees. He was deceived by the sweetness of orange juice and honey, thinking that it was that kind of alcoholic drink, and drank three or four hundred milliliters of spirits in one go, it is strange if he is not drunk!
He Nan shook his head helplessly and said, "Anyway, your little boyfriend doesn't drink very well. ”
He Feng made a grimace from his sister and said, "It's good to have a drunkard in the family, why do you want so much?" ”
He Nan said lightly: "I wanted to communicate with my prospective brother-in-law, but I was drunk." It's just that, it's okay for us sisters to talk about thoughtfulness. Take him down. ”
He Feng helped Tian Zhenyan up, don't look at He Feng's slenderness, he was actually a hero who carried a gas tank on his shoulder and a cement bag in his hand, and easily carried the drunk fox into the bedroom, threw it on the bed, and lay on his side. She returned to the hall and shared interesting stories with her sister while sipping wine.
Just as He Feng was talking about the fact that he was stabbed last month, and he was about to lift his clothes to show his sister the scar, he suddenly felt that something hot was coaxed under his skirt, and when he looked down, he was immediately startled, but he saw a big yellow dog with drunken eyes, crimson cheeks, and a lewd face, and was trying to drill into her skirt.
This guy, isn't it Tian Zhenyan, how can he get drunk and reveal his original form, but he is actually bold, wanting to explore the mystery of the birth of mankind, and he has not yet reached the stage of home runs!
Uncle can bear it and aunt can't bear it, He Feng kicked the lustful dog away with one kick, and shouted: "Bastard thing!" Look for death! ”
He Nan looked at it, but his face was happy, and he said, "Hey, when did you start raising dogs?" What a fat dog, I like it. Come to my sister's place, and ignore your tyrannical master. ”
The colored dog actually knew the human language, obediently pounced, smashed into He Nan's legs, and probed his nose deeply. He Nan's skirt was shorter than He Feng's, and the dog's head was in the middle of the point, which made He Nan's flowers tremble, and he giggled: "Lustful dog!" Just know how to flirt with girls! ”
She didn't see it, and the face of her sister next to her was green.
He Feng angrily grabbed the tail of the colored dog, dragged it alive, and dragged the colored dog away from He Nan. The lustful dog was originally very dissatisfied, and turned his head to show his teeth and claws at He Feng, but when he saw He Feng's eyes that almost killed the dog, he was immediately frightened, bowed his head and confessed, and did not dare to act without permission.
He Feng kicked Tian Zhenyan and shouted: "Get out, if I see you move again, beware of the old lady's welcome!" ”
He Nan was surprised: "Sister, it's not like that." That's a dog! Why be angry. If I hadn't known that your taste wasn't so heavy, I would have thought that this perverted dog was your boyfriend and was jealous! ”
He Feng bared his teeth, he couldn't tell his sister the truth, this perverted dog was really her boyfriend!
He Feng drove the perverted dog out of the living room, and his heart was full of anger: "Dead fox, he usually looks quite serious, but when he gets drunk, he reveals his true nature, and the old lady will definitely not be polite to him." ”
The dog drank too much alcohol, sat on the floor and staggered, and after a while fell asleep on his stomach, and did not wake up until it was time for dinner, when he smelled the fragrance.
Today's dinner is He Feng's spoon, since my sister is rare to come, she must show her hand, so the huge table is full of all kinds of dishes: stewed crab roe with Jianghuai cuisine, kung pao chicken from Sichuan cuisine, West Lake vinegar fish from Zhejiang cuisine, Buddha jumping over the wall from Cantonese cuisine, roast duck from Lu cuisine, etc., and desserts after dinner include mango pudding and almond yogurt pumpkin, which can be called a masterpiece of art.
He Nan sat down and asked, "By the way, your little boyfriend hasn't woken up yet?" Why don't you wake him up and eat? ”
He Feng replied stiffly: "No, he has something to go out." ”
He Nan was slightly surprised, the purpose of her coming today was to check for He Feng, but she didn't know that her little boyfriend Gu Zi was gone. Looking at He Feng's expression again, the two must have happened to be unharmonious.
The big dog staggered up, walked to He Feng's side, whined, and begged for food. He Feng's anger did not subside, glared at him, and shouted, "Do you still have the face to escape?" ”
After speaking, he finished biting a duck leg, threw the duck bone on the ground, and shouted: "Come, eat!" ”
He Nan couldn't bear it and said, "Xiao Feng, this dog is too pitiful, he is always abused by you." Good dog, come to my sister's side. ”
He Nan picked up some meat and put it under the table to feed the dogs. Although He Feng was dissatisfied in his heart, he couldn't be angry with his sister, so he had to hum a few times.