The next morning, before I could get up, the pumpkin had already woken up. When I opened my eyes, I saw that the pumpkin was looking in the mirror, combing her hair, and spraying hairspray on the top of her head. Humming and tuning in his mouth, he looks like a very stinky fart.

"Pumpkin, you haven't recovered from your cold, why don't you get up so early?"

I covered my mouth and yawned.

Pumpkin turned around and saw that I was awake, so he smiled at me and said: "Brother Qin, didn't you say last year that you would go to a foreign Chinese university to meet a few girls, it just so happens that my cold is almost better, I want to go with you." ”

Oh yes! I can see that the dare pumpkin is dressed so neatly and dressed up like a dog, just to meet the girl with me.

I pouted and didn't say anything.

After getting dressed, I soaked a bucket of instant noodles for the three-eyed yin monkey and went to wash my face and brush my teeth.

By the time I got back, the pumpkin had been cleaned up and I was sitting on the edge of the bed and smoking. Don't say it, people rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, and pumpkins are really handsome when they dress up.

It would have been better if his big-faced plate had been smaller.

I packed up, put my backpack on my back and went to the school cafeteria with my pumpkin. Unexpectedly, when we left the cafeteria just after eating, we met the instructor of our department. Oh, when the instructor saw me jumping around, he asked me if I was sick? I hurriedly pretended to be in pain.

However, the instructor didn't eat my set at all, and asked me to show her my own medical records. Grandma's, I'm not sick at all, where can I get medical records.

In the end, the instructor came to a "don't take an example" and asked me and Pumpkin to go to class immediately.

But today I have something to do, I have to find the driver with the duckbill hat, how can I go to class. So I could only deceive the guide, saying that I and the pumpkin would go immediately. Well, after leaving the cafeteria, we turned around and left the school.

"Brother Qin, what should I do? If we don't go back to class, we will be treated as absenteeism...... When the time comes, it will affect our graduation. "The pumpkin had a bitter face, and that face turned into a bitter melon.

I pursed my lips and replied, "Dead horses should be live horse doctors, let it be fate." Big deal, stay in school for one more year then! ... This time it's important, we're going to catch that brute. ”

When Pumpkin saw me say this, her face was no longer bitter, and she laughed directly. He put his arm around my shoulders and said crisply: "Brother Qin, if you want to say that you are my brother, I really admire your temper!" ... Walk! Since you have spoken, brother, I will accompany you, and it is a big deal to fail the course and stay in school for one more year. ”

The pumpkin is really not assertive, what I say is what it is.

Maybe the beauties of the Chinese college are more attractive to him, which is the sadness of Dicks.

Soon, Pumpkin drove the van, and the two of us arrived at the gate of the University of Foreign Chinese. I called Zitong, and after a while, a few girls came to our van.

Zitong and Qu Xinnuo are the same as yesterday. That Xiao Nianwen's complexion was much better, and it seemed that he finally had a good night's sleep last night.

On the contrary, Xia Yuru's brows were tightly locked, not knowing what she was thinking.

"Miss Yuru, what's wrong with you?" I smiled and accosted and asked.

Xia Yuru glanced up at me, but there was no squeak.

Zitong saw me talking to Xia Yuru, so she hurriedly came over and whispered to me, "Brother Qin, don't talk to Yuru, she is in a bad mood today." ”

"In a bad mood? What's wrong? ”

Zitong Bird quietly explained to me: "She fell out of love and was dumped by that Feng Liang!" ... Although Yuru didn't like that Feng Liang very much, she was still very unhappy when she was dumped by that guy. ”

I nodded, indicating that I understood what Zitong meant.

When I looked at Xiao Nianwen, Xiao Nianwen smiled at me instead. Her smile has several meanings in it, on the one hand, that she is happy, and on the other hand, that she is expressing her gratitude to me.

After returning Xiao Nianwen with a smile, I greeted: "Today I am going to find the driver with a duckbill hat, do you four girls have to go, or do you want to stay in school." ”

Zitong was full of interest, and hurriedly said, "Brother Qin, I'm going!" ... I'm going to see what that nasty driver looks like. ”

Xiao Nianwen nodded at me and wanted to go too.

As for Xia Yuru and Qu Xinnuo, they had hesitant looks on their faces. I was about to open my mouth and let them go back, but the pumpkin stumbled out of the van and got out.

"Hello a few beauties! Hey... My name is Zhao Liangcai, nicknamed Pumpkin, and I am Qin Yuyang's roommate and his good buddy. I heard my Brother Qin say that you have encountered some things, but don't worry, there is nothing that can't be done with my Brother Qin......"

Pumpkin stood in front of the four girls by herself, and the conversation never stopped. first flattered me again, put me on the altar, and then boasted that he added a lot of drama to himself.

Zitong cooperated, echoing the pumpkin and saying a few words.

Xia Yuru was still a little sullen, but she was also amused by the pumpkin's words.

"Ahem, ahem! ... Pumpkin, okay, don't talk about it yet, you want to have a dry mouth, you can go drink some water. ”

I hurriedly dragged the pumpkin to the side, so as not to be embarrassed, and then I said to Xia Yuru and Qu Xinnuo: "Zitong and Xiao Nianwen are both going, will you two go?" ”

I thought that Xia Yuru and Qu Xinnuo would not want to go, but I didn't expect them to agree.

Well, it seems that the pumpkin made the two girls change their attention.

When I got into the car, I was going to sit in the passenger seat, but the pumpkin squeezed her eyes at me and peeked at the girl next to me, Qu Xinnuo.

This guy is really a "heavy color and light friend", and he clearly fell in love with Qu Xinnuo.

However, his eyesight is really good, Qu Xinnuo doesn't have a boyfriend yet, and he doesn't look bad, with a melon seed face, big eyes, and a little green simplicity when he laughs.

It is indeed the type that pumpkins like.

In desperation, I hurriedly sat in the back. Zitong and I sat together, and Xia Yuru and Xiao Nianwen seemed to understand the pumpkin's intentions, so they sat in the last two seats.

Qu Xinnuo, who had no seat, sat on the co-pilot seat with a blushing face under the greeting of the pumpkin.

The car was on the road quickly.

Zitong looked at me and asked, "Brother Qin, how do we go to find that driver with a duckbill hat?" ”

I thought about it for a moment and said, "Originally, I wanted to find the driver through the license plate, but I'm afraid it will be a bit troublesome to contact the police." However, there is another way for me to find the driver. ”

"What's the method?"

Zi Tong asked curiously. Several of the other girls also looked at them curiously.

I replied with three words: "Please Yin God!" ”

"Yin God, please? ... What is the Yin God? Zitong became more and more curious.

I explained briefly: "It is to invite the Yin God from the Netherworld." Like we often say, bull heads and horse faces, black and white impermanence are all yin gods. ”

After listening to my words, Zitong and the girls started chattering again.

Most of the time, they all had surprised expressions on their faces, and if others said "Yin God", "Yin Cao Difu" or something, they would listen to it as a joke. But I am a Taoist priest of Lushan, and what I said made them have to take it seriously.

That Xia Yuru was also active, and asked me nervously: "Daoist Qin, is the Yin God very good?" ... I watched the movie, but it was said that black and white impermanence is the yin god, and it is the soul that seduces the soul, should it have hooked our souls? ”

Xia Yuru's words made Zitong and the girls nervous.

Before I could open my mouth, the pumpkin raised her voice and said, "What's this, isn't it just a yin god." Even if the Yin God came, he would have to give my Brother Qin face, after all, my Brother Qin was a great scholar of Lushan. ”

Oh yes! The pumpkin lifted me up again.

What he didn't know was that the Yin God was not so easy to invite. Just like my master Ma Hongji and I met that Ma Mian before, in addition to being a ghost of Yin Si, he also has an identity that is the Yin God. And not to mention that the horse face is ugly, and there is no discipline in doing things.

When I think of that horse face, I think of my master Ma Hongji again.

That ghost sent Ma Mian asked my master to help find the Yin Si's lost Yin Yang Codex, and I don't know if my master found it. You know, that Ma Mian and my master have made an appointment, if you can't find it, I don't know how Ma Mian will deal with my master.

Grandma's, it's really troublesome.

"Alright, pumpkin, don't taunt me, go find a funeral shop first, I need to buy something." I explained a few words about the pumpkin.

Pumpkin closes her mouth and concentrates on driving, looking for a funeral shop.

After all, people's lifespan is limited, and when the limit comes, people can't get rid of it. This is the way of heaven. And since people die every day, the funeral business is unusually hot.

Also, no matter which funeral shop it is, the things inside are expensive, and it is not allowed to bargain.

Bargaining is disrespectful to the dead. This is something to be aware of.

A few girls chattered endlessly, asking me how to "please Yin God", and I kept silent. They didn't ask any more questions.

Soon, Pumpkin found a funeral shop.

I pulled open the door of the van and was about to get out of the car. I didn't expect Zitong to follow.

"You girls can't go!" I said in a solemn voice.

Zitong pouted and asked me, "Why can't we go?" Isn't it just a funeral parlor, is there any taboo that can't be done? ”

She's really right, there are indeed taboos.

I glared at Zitong, raised my head, and said seriously: "Of course there are taboos, the funeral shop is already yin, and the paper people and paper horses that are sold, as well as the dark money, all have a strong yin aura." And you girls are also yin, the so-called male yang and female yin. And because you have menstruation every month, the amount of blood in your body is insufficient, and the negative will increase. ”

"If you girls enter the funeral shop, it is easy to be infiltrated by yin qi."

"However, if you have a husband in the future, yin and yang are harmonized, you can enter the funeral shop. Even if it does, it doesn't have much impact. ”

My explanation made Zitong blush, and she muttered, "If you don't go, you won't go, why are you talking about this." ”

The other girls didn't react much. Especially that Qu Xinnuo even made fun of Zitong.

Pumpkin looked at Qu Xinnuo, her eyes were full of tenderness, and those eyes seemed to be ripping off the clothes on the girl's body.

"Pumpkin, don't look at it, you go down with me."

I glanced at the pumpkin.

Pumpkin said reluctantly: "Brother Qin, you just go by yourself, why did you call me." ”

Seeing that I was silent and stared at him, Pumpkin hurriedly changed her attention again, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll go with you, it's not enough." ”

Actually, I need to buy a bit more things, and I want to find pumpkins as coolies.

(To be continued)