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Empress Kang's palace
"Mage, take a look at what the hell is going on? Why did Hongu find this book in Sudaji's room? I can't understand what you see you write, but I see this neat font. ”
"I don't think it's just a casual graffiti, according to my spy report, this Su Daji often looks at this book in a daze, and can also write and draw, it seems that he is making some kind of records." Empress Jiang took the unknown book that was found in Su Daji's palace and immediately complained to the king of Xu. Maybe this is also a trick to bring down Su Daji. As the queen mother, how could she give up?
When the king heard the queen's explanation, he seemed to be a little puzzled, and then looked at the books in his hand, and he was also a little puzzled, after all, he didn't know any of the words on it. I am also curious about Su Daji's origin, what kind of person is this guy?
The queen was even more surprised to see that the success had attracted the attention of the king, if this was a forbidden book, then Su Daji would not be able to turn over what she did. Without Su Daji, a fierce rival, can't he still be favored by the king?
The queen thought silently in her heart and then silently approached the king: "Husband, you have to think clearly about this kind of person, and then pamper him, although his family is a meritorious man, but her origin is really a little surprising, if he is really just the daughter of General Su, then why can he write such a book that we can't understand?" ”
When the king heard the words of the queen mother, he thought about it, and seemed to be considering whether this matter was truly feasible. The queen mother immediately encouraged when she saw the play, if he was really General Su's concubine, then why could he be so unreasonable, this girl dressed as a man has never been seen here before.
Although General Su still dotes on her, if she is really pampered, will she still teach such a daughter? Although General Su is a martial artist, he doesn't know anything, it seems that he wants her to fend for herself. How could he be so fond of her, it wouldn't be like what they said she was. ”
"How can the queen mother speak like that? My father is a general, you also understand this matter, he is just a seven-foot man, and he is just a father, how can he know how to spoil me, and you two are not without parents to spoil their children, so naturally everything depends on them, can't my father let me dress up as a man? ”
"The king is also a man with children, does he also feel that my father is too much pampered by all this? But the king also gave the two princes such a favor, giving the best everything, what is delicious, and he also thinks of the two of them first, is this wrong? ”
"Any child is a treasure in the palm of his parents' hands, this king and the queen know better than us, why do you feel very inappropriate when you come to me, I don't understand what you say anyway, although I am indeed naughty, and it is true that I have been dressed as a man to make my parents sad, but I don't agree with this matter."
"My father is a big hero in my heart, and he died to protect the king, in my eyes he is a big project that stands up to the sky, and he is also a big hero of the people, so I will definitely not agree with you to say this, in fact, he has some shortcomings, but in my heart he will always be the best, so I don't want to hear these words in your mouth."
"If what I heard is true, then the queen mother is still his recognized godsister, is it really good to say that your brother is so? I heard that the queen mother is virtuous and virtuous, everyone knows it, but I never wanted to say this about my father, so like this, are you really not afraid of ruining your virtuous heart? ”
The queen couldn't say anything when I said it, and she couldn't say anything else, so she had to take this book and talk about things: "Can you tell what is written on it?" If you can pronounce it, then we will forgive you. ”
Listening to the words of the queen mother, I laughed instead, it turned out that it was still here. Really, I don't know anything, or do I think I'm stupid enough to read it to them. The handwriting on this is indeed my own handwriting, so I must know this word, if I say that I don't know this word, then it will definitely cause the suspicion of the king.
If I really read it to them, then I can't afford the consequences, so I thought about it for a while and took the book, which must not let him see the flaws.
But my Chinese culture is broad and profound, how can I get this little thing, it's just to make up some stories, I remember the years when I was a child, I memorized texts every day, and the big deal was to memorize those texts. If it really doesn't work, it is enough to fill in a few words from this book.
"I didn't look good since I was a child, so my father asked me to practice some books, but I was really lazy and unwilling, so my father went to the mountains to find a Taoist priest, let me write his words, let him take each word apart and practice the strokes, for example, this one is the appearance of the strokes, and all the key strokes are combined into another new word, and then let me practice again."
"It turns out that this is the case, it seems that General Su's love for you has never been weak, but I didn't expect that General Su, such an iron-clad man, could be so fond of his daughter."
When the King heard my words, he somehow believed these things. After all, it is definitely normal for a father to spoil his children, and he will not doubt this at all. I glanced at Empress Jiang with a silent smile and said nothing, my eyes overflowing with provocation.
Queen Jiang was seen by me and clenched her sleeves inexplicably. smiled and said: "Then this also shows that my brother really loves your daughter, since you said that these handwriting are made of which word, then I don't know if you can read it with us and see what this thing is?" ”
I nodded secretly, this queen still didn't deserve to be so wasteful. I also knew that I would be slapped again, and I was very happy to take the book, and tell them one by one that the words in it were formed by guessing the strokes of the words.
Chinese culture is vast and profound, how can it be difficult for me to get these? Not to mention how many strokes there are in the same text, and how many similarities there are. For example, with the stroke of a pen, I can say a dozen words, which is not difficult for me at all. While I was talking to King Jiang about which text this came from, I secretly looked at Queen Jiang's expression, and I was secretly happy in my heart.
I have to say that Queen Jiang's tangled and shocked expression really pleased me. I can't help but be happier and happier. even made up a story for King Su on the spot to make him happy. What I read in modern society is not only these famous books, but also foreign fairy tales.
And foreign fairy tales are now unheard at all, and the king was surprised for a while and asked, "Is there really a mermaid in this world?" If she wants to marry the prince, she has to go ashore, and if the prince doesn't love her, will his foot hurt like a knife? ”
Looking at the appearance of this king as a generation of monarchs, but listening to my stories like a child, I was inexplicably a little satisfied. Behold, he who gave birth to a generation of emperors, he must also ask me questions. Although you are a Jiang queen, you are everyone's best girl, but what can you do, you are old and yellow, and you love to calculate.
"Yes, this mermaid, originally a person who grew in the sea, if he walked on the shore, then its fish tail must become a pair of human legs, although it can change, but the change is only the shape, they are originally fish, it must still be a fish tail, if you really can't understand, without wearing socks and shoes, walking on the gravel road, you can feel the mermaid's pain."
"And this mermaid, every scale needs to be full of water in order to bring enough protection to the mermaid, but if these people go to the shore, then these water sources will definitely not have the mermaid's scales to provide nourishment, once the scales lose their nourishment, they will fall off, once they fall off, the mermaid will lose this layer of protection, and it hurts more than walking on the gravel road."
I solemnly cooperate, Wang said this, although I don't know whether there is a mermaid in this world, but I must say this matter. Because this matter is not just a set of the favor of the king of the ring, if there are indeed traces of mermaids in this parallel world, and the guy of the king of the king is so lustful and lewd.
I really can't worry, if he touches a mermaid, will he be desperate to pull the mermaid out of the sea? I didn't have this kind of concern before, but I have experienced all kinds of different professions and departments of Tai Chi Jade and this wizard's mage. I also have doubts about my current three views.
Perhaps these professions did exist in ancient times, but they had to be lost to history because they were later lost, and if all of these are true, then why can't mermaids exist? Thinking of this, I took this opportunity to tell the king about it, although I don't know if these are useful or not, but as a legend is not bad.
Maybe it's because the story of this mermaid is so poignant, and the king even shed a tear, I looked really helpless, and even made me sick. But I couldn't do that here, so I hurriedly quit and left here.