"Hello, I'm lawyer Guan Xiao"

Guan Xiao was beaten by the client for free consultation last time, and after experiencing another public welfare case, she finally decided to charge.

"Now is the era of paying for knowledge, so if you want to consult, 300 yuan per hour, the minimum fee standard, is preferential to people who have legal problems and are seeking help."

Who knows, before the joke fell, when she took out the sign that Yu Chi Leirou drew for her, passers-by scattered one after another.

"300 yuan an hour is equivalent to 5 yuan a minute. How cost-effective, now you can buy things for 5 yuan, not much, knowledge is power, 5 yuan can buy power, everyone says it's worth it? ”

"Virtual items cost 5 yuan a minute? Why don't you go into a pyramid scheme? ”

"Lawyers' money is so easy to earn. I sell roasted sweet potatoes, and there are only dozens of pieces a whole day, and 5 yuan a minute according to her? It took less than half an hour that day to collect the stall and go home. ”

Beside Guan Xiao, there were small stalls and vendors passing by from time to time, and the "big horn" was still sounding.

"I am Guan Xiao lawyer of Keqiao Law Firm, I hope you will pass by, don't miss it, I still have an auxiliary role in solving the case a few days ago, and I have absolutely nothing to say about my character."

"This is a lawyer? Or a liar? Do you want to be shameless? ”

"That is, I said that I have a good character, and it is the first time I have seen this kind of person."

With Guan Xiao's tireless efforts, an old man finally came to consult.

"Excuse me, do you have any legal questions that you would like to consult?"

"What?"

"Oh, uncle, behind your ears? That's the same as my milk, I shouted louder. Excuse me, do you have any legal questions that you would like to consult? ”

"Be quiet, I can hear you."

"Oh, uncle, don't you have your ears behind your ears?"

"What?"

"Hey."

Guan Xiao shook his head slightly, and when he didn't know how to communicate with the old man, the other party suddenly began to talk to himself, describing the case he had encountered.

"My son, who wants to get married, kicked me out. When I didn't agree, he abused me and gave me plenty of food every day. ”

"Are you going to die? It seems that the same modus operandi has appeared again, could it be that the perverted man who pestered his ex-girlfriend last time still has an accomplice? ”

"Look at these photos, it's all my son cooking for me, and I don't like to eat any of them."

"Broccoli, celery, leeks...... The nutritional combination is very good, but the meat is a little less, and you need to supplement more protein at this age. ”

And the old man continued to mumble as if he hadn't communicated with Guan Xiao at all, as if he was immersed in his own world.

"This, that, or these dishes, all of them don't let me have children, my wife died early, I am the one son who is worried about my house, I will find a new old wife, but my son stopped me and gave me these infertility, I want to sue him."

"Uncle, how are you this year?"

"I'm young, 92."

"You 92 still want children? What is the age at which you want to find a new partner? ”

"She's a little sister, 108."

In the face of these problems, the old man seems to be selectively deaf and can talk to Guan Xiao normally.

“108？ Can I still give you a baby? Let's not say whether it can be done or not, but your son did not violate the corresponding law, he stopped you without violence, but chose a gentle way, and the court did not accept the case......"