"You're the new fox demon, aren't you?" He wore a large cloak that covered his face, and his face was not very visible under the black veil, but his voice was familiar.

I nodded, planning to see what she had to say next.

He said: "I am not from the underworld, I am a demon, I heard that you want to be a god?" Isn't it good to be a demon, usually drink some human blood and eat some human flesh, isn't it easy to relax? ”

But I'm disgusting.

I shook my head: "Everyone has their own ambitions, so there's nothing to say." ”

He said sincerely: "We are the same, who has never had a dream, I am too, I also tried hard to become a god, but failed, so don't be miserable all the time, let's be a demon together." ”

I smiled and said, "You can be a demon yourself, I won't accompany you." ”

I had mixed feelings in my heart, and I wanted to tell him: why do you think that others are like you if you tried and didn't succeed?

It's a pity that I just couldn't say it, so I didn't say it.

You know what you're going to do, so you don't have to get upset with others.

"Just choose what you insist on. I still have something to do, so I won't accompany you. I said.

I know who that voice is, and I remembered that it was Du Sheng, and he was really not a good guest.

I took the sword conjured by my mind and continued to dance, it was the "Shushan Sword Technique" brought by Lu Juan, there were too many moves, I practiced for a long time and barely memorized three, I felt that I was like a woman at the moment, very handsome and compelling, it would definitely make everyone who saw it scared and urinated, I thought of this so I squatted on the ground and laughed, all of them were the souls of my sword, I felt that I laughed quite perverted.

Lu Juan stood in front of me all his life, and he said: Tell you a ghost story, are you afraid?

I nodded in agreement.

He said, "Ah, there was a ghost who wandered around and then took on a human form in the night, and now she is behind you. ”

I screamed, not because the story was terrible, but because I was taken. We reacted and looked at the place where the sound came from, and I was very surprised, it turned out to be a little monkey.

We all giggled, but the little monkey looked very aggrieved, and it cried.

I was very embarrassed, so I immediately ran up to it and rubbed its head: Are you okay? We were wrong and shouldn't have scared you.

It sobbed: "I'm so strong, how can I start crying because of a ghost, so I'm not so angry?" ”

Lu Juan asked, "What is the reason for that?" Why come to the underworld? ”

I said, "You must be missing us." ”

It said, "I think it's because it's not because of this, it's because my friend hasn't come back, I've been waiting for a year, it's coming spring, but it still hasn't come." ”

When the little monkey comes in spring, its eyes have been staring at the sky above the cliff, it guards the years, the plum blossoms bloom again, and then they don't bloom, and the years have passed, the people it waited for still haven't come, it finally can't wait, so it came to the underworld. We listen to it tell its own story.

The little monkey said that he came here by trekking through mountains and rivers, and the spell he learned earlier still came in handy, but it was not easy to walk when he arrived at the ghost gate, so he used the method to come here.

I thought of those cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods who were fierce and vicious, how it shuttled through the ghost gate, saying that it was standing in front of the ghost gate, and of course it ate a nose of ash.

Bull ghost snake god: "You go, don't look at this place, how can you come here if you have been breaking the monkey?" ”

The little monkey said, "How can you speak, there is no courtesy at all, what kind of stupid fork is this." ”

The ghost next to him couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "Aren't you okay with money, what are you scolding, money can make ghosts grind, and no money is sad to pass the ghost door." Then he gave the monkey a blank look, put the money in front of the ghost, and passed easily.

The little monkey's eyes blinked, so he immediately understood, secretly turned his back, and conjured a stack of ghost money, and then the bull head and horse face immediately smiled and opened the door.

No wonder the greedy for money deserve to die.

The little monkey came in, shuttled all the way to the underworld, and finally came here by mistake. Then they met us.

It said, "That bull head and horse face are really not a thing, and money can do whatever it wants." ”

Lu Juan smiled: "Haha, if it weren't for this, I'm afraid you wouldn't be able to enter the underworld." ”

Indeed, if you grasp the weakness, you can take advantage of it.

Lu Juan began to tell the story. The story is:

He ran into the gentleman. He barely covered himself in a ragged shirt, and he was skinny and lying on the ground. He didn't even believe that the person in front of him was the gentleman in his prime.

He asked tentatively, "Sir?" Then he hurriedly crouched down.

Noticing that the man was muttering and not knowing what to say, he leaned in and listened: I am hungry.

People are selfish, should he give him life-saving steamed buns, he really hesitated. I wanted to turn around and leave, but my conscience told him that I couldn't do it, so he still took out the steamed bun.

The contrast between the white-faced steamed buns and the black hands is obvious. Mr. pounced on the starlight in an instant, and the Lu judge who caught it had blood marks on his hands.

When people are extremely hungry, they are like wolves.

Xu is the conscience of the discovery, Mr. said: There are no pure feelings, with impurities, and they cannot last for a long time.

I knew the rough idea of the matter, and I realized that it was all a bureau. Being deceived from beginning to end, you see this is the price of naivety.

He Xu Wang couldn't see that others were good, and you said that they were all together. What are you afraid of? Because of the use of some indiscriminate means, the light is not anywhere, and I am afraid that one day things will be exposed, so I am afraid.

The gentleman took the money to do things for others, and the gentleman who was honest taught us to treat money like dung.

Ridiculous?!

He left lost and didn't say a word. Later, Lu was sentenced to depression and became ill and died.

He lost his chance and couldn't fight, this is a game, his life was ruined in vain, how important the future is, when you are nothing, others dislike you, think you are unworthy, why are you so unbearable, you go hard, others block it, it's shameless, but what can you do, what has been lost has been lost, others are still doing evil, only you continue to suffer, there is no chance of backhanding.

The little monkey scolded: "Why don't such people go to hell?" ”

Lu Juan smiled lightly: "Anyone who does something immoral because of money, and then ruins other people's lives, why don't you go to hell, I will definitely do it myself, not to send them back to the west, but it must be to send them to hell with my own hands." ”

It's okay to be greedy for money, but please be serious, if you ruin someone else's life, you have to pay the price, and this consequence will be borne by yourself.

The little monkey said: "Cool, that's it, you must take revenge, you must not let it go!"

Lu Juan sneered: "Why is it me who has lost, and I still endure inaction?" ”

The little monkey added: "If you are disgusted, you will also be disgusted to death, or you can die together." ”

He nodded: "Yes, it's not interesting to live anyway, but the difference is that they still want to live, so they die together, and they earn it." ”

The corners of my mouth twitched: "You really want to teach bad children." But I think so too, it's really not noble, and I really can't do it. ”

This kind of thinking is not very glamorous, very dark, perverted and lame, and it can be said that the mentality is not good. But don't persuade others to be kind, after all, you have nothing to lose, don't be a big-tailed wolf.

What is the pity of a person whose heart is like ashes and dies with someone who still wants to live?

I patted the little monkey: "You are so embarrassed, you haven't gone through this yet." ”

Little Monkey: "I'm talking about those bastards that Brother Lu Ju encountered." ”

Lu Juan and I laughed.

Lu Juan put his arm around its shoulder: "You are really good at laughing, you have good empathy." ”

It's embarrassing too.

It looked at the "Shushan Sword Technique" in my hand, took it, looked through it a few times, and began to take my sword and start dancing, I remembered every move and style very clearly, and I was stunned and began to doubt my brain.

Lu Juan applauded: "It seems that you are very powerful, you are a peerless talent!"

I opened my mouth and tongue, speechless.

Lu Juan asked, "What kind of faction are your parents?" ”

The little monkey touched his head embarrassedly: "Eh, I jumped out of the stone." ”

Stone monkeys? I smiled and said, "Joke, there must be parents." ”

Lu Juan: "No, hens don't need roosters, eggs can be laid, there are many amazing things in the world." ”

The stone monkey was stunned as if he had met a confidant: "Big brother, you are the only one who believes in me." ”

Those absurd things need to be firmly believed, and it feels really good to believe in real things, because it's not easy.

Lu Juan said: "The stone monkey formed by absorbing the essence of heaven, earth, sun and moon is unique in the world, so your talent is not hanging in the air. ”

The stone monkey smiled happily: "When you say that, you think you are so powerful." ”

He said, "Little monkey, go find the Bodhi Ancestor, so that you can really learn something." ”

Little Monkey: "But my friend doesn't know if he's alive?" It spread its hands.

Lu Juan said: "The underworld doesn't care about the affairs of the demon world. ”

The little monkey's head sank: "But...... What if that happens? ”

I said, "We will meet by chance." Just like me and that sister, we have become human beings for so many years, but we still met. ”

There is nothing in this world that can be easily stopped, words are really not convincing, and real things are even more convincing.

The lights were shining all over the underworld, and the flowers on the other side illuminated the place, and the little monkey ran to the flowers and asked us, "Can I make a garland out of the flowers here next time?" ”

I like this little monkey because it's so naughty, it's very cute.

Lu Juan also likes it very much, I can see that there is pampering in his eyes.

Lu Juan told it the whereabouts of the Bodhi Ancestor, so the monkey hurried away, and plucked a flower from the other side and pinned it to his ear. We laughed at him. Is this humanoid a girl or a man? I really don't know, it's hard to distinguish the sound of this milky tone, and we never asked.

I said: "Lu Judge, do you say that the little monkey is a man or a woman?" ”

Lu Juan said: "Eh, man, he must be a big hero, the kind of talent that has become a big talent!"

I am not convinced: "Why do you have to be a man to become a talent?" ”

Lu Juan said: "Don't sit down, okay?" I'm talking about being a man, but I'm not talking about being a man to become a great talent. ”

I said, "Ah, I'm too sensitive, I'm too stimulated, don't mind." ”

He pretended to have a bitter face: "Ah, I know that's why I'll tolerate you, it'll be fine." ”