"The! Let you mess around, and my master refused, you said that you are usually honest and honest, but I didn't expect to be flamboyant to my master, you have to meet this set of two-faced and three-knife as soon as possible, and nag more to my sister, and it will not be divorced, it's not that you are not romantic. I think you're putting the cart before the horse. That, are you sure you want to shave your armpit hair? ”

Kui Yiyu held the kitchen knife in her hand and began to sharpen it little by little.

"Wait, sister-in-law, why are you still dragging your hair while cutting it?"

"I'll just say I'll just take it all down for you, and that's fine."

"Sister-in-law, slow down, I'll do it myself."

"Anyway, I'm idle and idle, one more craft and many roads, you must know that my pigs, the reason why they can be supplied from the countryside to the city, is not because the pigs are white and tender, so clean, all of them are shaved by me, what are you afraid of? Can I still hurt you? ”

"Girl, nonsense, put down the butcher's knife."

"Mother, you don't care, look at my brother-in-law's head without a hair, my masterpiece. The armpit hair has been shaved, and the body shape is regular, which is better than the irregular arc of the head. ”

"He's not a pig!"

"I know he's not a pig, and I didn't say I'm going to kill him, do I?"

"Girl, but every time you shave the pig, the pig is still alive?"

"Mother, it's not that I can't do it, they are too timid, and they are scared to death. Originally, I had the ability to cut the hair of my college roommate directly and save money, but I ran away, and now I think about it, it's completely unnecessary. Since my brother-in-law specially invited me after knowing that I would get a haircut, then I had no reason to refuse, so I had to bite the bullet. ”

"Is it too late for me to refuse? Sister-in-law. ”

"No, I'm finally interested, so don't you want to cut it? Do it for me, or be careful that I hurt you by mistake. Look at you like this, no wonder my master refused to accept you as an apprentice even if he was killed, you don't have the posture of a martial arts hero at all. ”

"Girl, which martial arts hero have you seen who is all shaved? Isn't that a woman who has become a woman with fine skin and tender meat? ”

"Mother, this is what you don't understand, those ancient Xianxia people, often still powder, with makeup tools, sweat and oil to make up, of course, for the sake of face, otherwise a pig-headed person, who has saved, who can thank him? I don't know, I thought it was Zhu Wu who could come, it's terrifying or not. ”

"Girl, if you want your brother-in-law to be better, he can understand, isn't that enough."

"No, brother-in-law can say, he wants to go to the monk instead of me, instead of asking my master to give me a haircut and add to my troubles, it is better for me to come. After all, my brother-in-law is for me. ”

"Sister-in-law, you couldn't figure this out? Actually, I mean ......"

Before the words of "brother-in-law" fell, I saw blood on my body.

"Girl, stop, your brother-in-law's skin has fallen off."

"Mother, otherwise, you can go out and cook meat with my father, okay? It's just the skin of the feet, a thick layer of glutinous rice, bleeding means that there is still consciousness, otherwise I thought that my brother-in-law was wearing high heels all day long, and the human body was heightened, which was not necessarily good. ”

"Sister-in-law, in fact, there is nothing wrong with what you said, go on, I can hold on. The Zen master said that my six roots are not pure, and this way is just enough to break my three thousand troubles. It's just that I don't eat pork, just eat vegetarian, I'm Hui. ”