"Father-in-law, Wang, you said earlier: What happened to you and Qian Qianyi, can he come back from the dead? And you ......?" the little bell asked as he looked at Wang Xiaoming puzzled.

Well!...... Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "Don't talk about this! This matter is too complicated, I'll talk about it after I go to see it in the evening." ”

Boss Zhang enthusiastically came over to make tea, and a few minutes later, a few cold dishes came up, and they began to eat and drink.

After some politeness, the three of them toasted each other, pushed glasses and changed lamps, chatted, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

"I'll go for convenience!" Wang Xiaoming said, "Where is the thatched house?"

Boss Zhang pointed to the back door and said, "It's in the courtyard outside the back door, you can see it when you go in." ”

Wang Xiaoming nodded, got up and asked the little bell, "Little bell, do you want to go to the thatched house?"

The little bell gave him a blank look, "I'm not going, you think it's like your kidney deficiency!"

"This damn child! It's not cute...... Wang Xiaoming rang the small bell and walked out.

I have been holding this bubble of urine for a long time, and I have long wanted to pee, just because Little Bell and Boss Zhang have been pestering him to ask questions, so he can't get out.

This is an open-air thatched house, that is, surrounded by a circle of thatch, there is a one-meter-square dung pit inside, and there are two sticks more than ten centimeters thick on the dung pit to step on.

Due to the eunuch's special physical defects, he had to squat down for convenience, otherwise he would urinate on his trousers.

Whew...... When the positive urine was dripping freely, suddenly the red light flashed in front of him, and a pair of red embroidered shoes appeared in front of him, this three-inch golden lotus does not need to be guessed, it must be a girl.

"Oh, I'll go!" hurriedly lifted his pants and stood up, "Hey, who is ......" was so frightened that he almost fell into the thatched pit, quickly jumped to the side, and ran out of the thatched house in embarrassment.

Because he didn't finish urinating, and because the eunuch brakes failed, of course, he peed on his crotch.

Hahahaha...... The girl let out a playful laugh and came out of the hut.

This voice, as soon as you hear it, you can hear that it is a fancy red voice, just like his adoptive mother, with obscenity in the banter! This made Wang Xiaoming very disgusted.

After hurriedly tidying up his pants, he turned around and saw that there was no one else who was not a fancy red! "Hey, are you a little ashamed? People are convenient, you ...... it."

"Oh, what's the excitement? What's the excitement? You're convenient for you, and no one ties your hands and doesn't let you make it convenient. What a ......."

"Hey! I'm ...... Do you have something to do? If you have something to say, if you have nothing to do, go back and cultivate well! I will inform you when you have any difficulties. Hehe!" Wang Xiaoming softened as he spoke, and finally had to lose his smile.

Because, they are their own patron saints, so they can't be offended even if they are a little excessive!

"Can't I come to see you if it's okay?" said Flowery Red confidently, "You are my future husband." ”

"Don't be kidding! I'm an ordinary man, how can I be worthy of you as a noble fairy!" Wang Xiaoming smiled bitterly, "Moreover, I'm still a eunuch!"

Hua Xinghong said, "What are eunuchs afraid of, you are a eunuch in this world, and you will return to normal when you go to the fairy world." ”

"Are you from the fairy world? What is the fairy world like? Are there many beautiful fairies flying in the sky?" Wang Xiaoming asked with a curious expression.

"Although I am not in the fairy world, I have been to the fairy world, and it is not as good as you think! Do you want to have fun? If you want to go, I can take you there." ”

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "I don't want to go!"

"Why? Do I want to take you with me?" Hua Wanhua will take you there?" asked Hua Xianghong in a stiff tone.

Wang Xiaoming smiled, "What are you talking about? I still have a task, you know that the Oolong Daoist is not dead, and I will continue to cultivate, so that I can deal with him in the future." You say, "Do I have time to go to the fairy world?"

"Don't be afraid, when I go back and eat the immortal fruit, we can improve our cultivation by one level and reach the level of Da Luo Jin Immortal. When the time comes, our senior sisters will join forces, not to mention the Oolong Dao people of the second level of the Demon Saint, even the Monkey King of the seventh level of the Demon Saint will not be afraid!"

"No matter how good you are, you can't be by my side all the time to protect me. ”

"I can be by your side all the time, whenever you need it!! ”

"What did you say?"

"This can be recorded or videotaped, as long as you say that you need me to be by your side to protect you at all times. I'll go back and show it to the master, and he will agree to your request. ”

Wang Xiaoming couldn't help but shudder, "Forget it......! Thank you for your kindness, I don't need it yet. ”

Hua Xianghong took a breath, spread out his hand, and a red jujube fairy fruit appeared in his palm and threw it to Wang Xiaoming.

"This is the fairy fruit that my sister brought to me, eating it can change your physique, and it is very good for cultivation. Give!"

Wang Xiaoming took it in his hand and arched his hand, "Thank you Fairy Gu for your care!"

Fantasia said, "No thanks! If you really want to thank you, just come and kiss you!" she said, pointing to her forehead.

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and said, "If men and women don't kiss, it means they can't kiss!"

Burst!...... There is also such an explanation for the incompatibility between men and women......

Fantasia was amused by Wang Xiaoming!"You! It's funny! Sister likes you more and more! You have to remember that only Sister Fantasia is good to you, Hua Wanduo said that she also likes you, has she ever come to see you? She's a big liar, even I, the senior sister, are liared, don't say you're ......."

The red flowers are chattering and chattering, like a machine cannon, counting the many flowers that are falling in the tens of thousands!

Wang Xiaoming listened with a smile at first, but in the end, he couldn't listen anymore, and waved his hand and said, "I'm sorry! I still have a task tonight, so I won't accompany you! Thank you for the fairy fruit! Goodbye!" After speaking, he arched his hand and turned around to leave.

Fantasia said, "Okay! You go to do something, and if you can't figure it out, you will inform your sister!

Before the words fell, the figure had disappeared, I didn't expect it to be so crisp today, maybe it was because the words that should have been said were finished.

Wang Xiaoming lifted his crotch and shook it, it was still wet, no wonder it was uncomfortable!

"Lord Wang, you've been waiting for you to drink for so long!" said the little bell, coming out of it.

Wang Xiaoming shook his head and smiled bitterly, and pushed the small bell into the room.

The three of them pushed the cup and changed the cup for a while, and drank several glasses, Boss Zhang was already a little overwhelmed, and he lay on the table and began to snore.

Wang Xiaoming drank happily, raised his wine glass and said, "Come, little bell! Let's have three more glasses, don't get drunk." ”

The little bell waved his hand and said, "Lord Wang, have you forgotten that we still have something to do?"

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