Chapter 18: Roll up the toilet paper and run to the hut
"Why don't you sleep so late, why are you running to my room?"
Mo Ying drove away: "Get out, get out quickly, little brother is me drop!"
"Hehe, I'm here to tell you the story of the witch god and the Stygian. Guo Dakuan sat down and poured himself a cup of tea.
Long Jiuyao and Mo Ying stopped making trouble, and listened to Guo Dakuan continue to talk.
"Old Dao Hongjun brought me to the north, firstly, to develop the Taoist sect, and secondly, to go to the Stygian Sea to find the Gu God and the Witch God. Although I don't know who these two guys are, I have heard him say that the Stygian Sea is not far from the northern border, and you will go north out of the northern border, and at the end of it will be the Stygian Sea. ”
"It's so easy to find the Stygian Sea?" Long Jiuyao was a little incredulous.
"Listen to me. Guo Dakuan paused for a moment and continued: "Although this Stygian Sea is easy to find, but the Witch God and Gu God are not easy to find, I heard that they live on the other side of the Stygian Sea, but no one has been able to find them so far. ”
Long Jiuyao asked curiously, "Why?"
"Because those who have been to the Stygian Sea will come back and say eight words, north of the northern border, the Stygian Sea has no shore. Therefore, many people can find the Stygian Sea, but because there is no other shore, they just can't find the witch god and the Gu god. ”
Long Jiuyao lowered his head and pondered when he heard this, Hongjun Ancestor was also looking for these two Miao Jiang Gods, although he didn't know what Hongjun Ancestor was looking for them, but Long Jiuyao regretted it a little in his heart.
According to what Guo Dakuan said, I am afraid that it will be difficult for him to find the two Miao Jiang Gu Masters. If you didn't design to destroy Hongjun Ancestor's clone, but built a good relationship with him, the chance of finding the two Miao Jiang gods should be greater.
But there is no regret medicine sold in the world, Long Jiuyao no longer thinks about that, and asked Guo Dakuan: "You didn't come to tell me a story so late, if you have anything, tell me quickly." ”
"Hey, hey. Guo Dakuan scratched his head a little embarrassed: "Can you really let me go back to my hometown?"
Long Jiuyao squinted his eyes and asked, "What's the matter, don't you marry a daughter-in-law here?"
"I suddenly remembered that my wife was still at home, and I had to go back to fulfill my filial piety. After Guo Dakuan finished explaining, his face turned even redder.
"Chatting with the town guard, right? I just knew that the bride price is called a dowry here, right? I didn't think about my hard work to save some money, and I couldn't even ask the matchmaker, right?"
Faced with Long Jiuyao's series of death three questions, Guo Dakuan nodded shyly.
"Hehe, hurry up and go back to sleep, I'll take you with me when the time comes. ”
"Hey, okay!"
Lying on the bed, Long Jiuyao thought about this Guo Dakuan, it was interesting, such a stupid and simple, and it was thanks to meeting Hongjun Lao Dao that he was able to live until now.
"Little brother, I'm ...... Can't we find the Gu God?" Mo Ying suddenly hugged Long Jiuyao tightly, her tone a little sad.
Long Jiuyao didn't answer and asked, "What happened to you Miao Jiang?"
"Nothing happened. Mo Ying forced a smile and said: "Small things, this saint can solve them!"
"Hehe, hurry up and go to sleep, I will definitely be able to take you to find the Gu God. ”
"I knew you were the best, little brother!" Mo Ying kissed him excitedly.
As the saying goes, the spring breeze blows through the small hills, and the withered vines and old trees are also fragrant, not to mention that Long Jiuyao is in the midst of blood and energy!
Long Jiuyao turned over again after a few days and pressed up: "Cave room?"
"No, it won't. Mo Ying blushed and shook her head and said, "We in Miao Jiang have a rule that couples on the fifteenth day of the lunar calendar every month are not allowed to have intercourse!"
"What bullshit rules!"
Long Jiuyao reluctantly lay back on the bed, looked at the moon outside the window, and then looked at his mobile phone, thinking that it would be the sixteenth of the lunar calendar to endure another hour and fifty-eight minutes.
Just staring at his phone, seeing that the time jumped to twelve and one midnight, Long Jiuyao sat up suddenly.
Hearing Mo Ying's well-proportioned breathing, Long Jiuyao couldn't bear to wake her up, but after so many days, it was really uncomfortable.
In the end, in desperation, Long Jiuyao rolled up the toilet paper, got out of bed lightly, and walked towards the thatched house.
Two minutes later, Long Jiuyao returned to the room with a ruddy face, and when he saw Mo Ying sitting up and rubbing her eyes and looking at herself, she suddenly felt like she had just finished eating.
"Why are you awake at this time?"
"I woke up when I heard the door knock, little brother, where have you been so late?"
Long Jiuyao was anxious when he heard this: "Why don't you call me when you wake up......?" I...... I masturbated me for nothing...... Oops! sloppy, rub!"
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The next morning, everyone sat down for breakfast.
Mo Ying suddenly asked, "Little brother, just tell me who the plane is!" You tell me, I'll help you beat him together!"
Last night, Mo Ying pestered Long Jiuyao and asked what it meant, Long Jiuyao had no choice but to explain a jerking off, but he didn't expect Mo Ying to remember it.
I had to ask who the plane was and help Long Jiuyao kill him.
"Hit ...... Jerk off?" Only Guo Dakuan understood at the dinner table, and the shocked rice squirted out: "No! There is a big beauty lying next to you every day, do you still have to live by masturbating?"
"Get out!" Long Jiuyao scolded irritably: "Do you eat or not?
"Eat, eat, hey, hey...... The mind is much more balanced. ”
"I have something to do, so you can eat. ”
Long Jiuyao put down the dishes and chopsticks and was about to leave, but the town guard stopped him and said, "Slow down, adult, you have been busy for the past two days, I have something to tell you, I don't know if it is convenient for adults?"
"Lord Townkeeper doesn't have to be polite, just call me Jiuyao, I'll come back as soon as I go out, and I'll talk about anything when I come back." ”
Long Jiuyao returned to the room, looking at the two cheats in his hand and feeling sad again.
Regardless of whether Guo Dakuan followed Hongjun Laozu or Nuwa before, after he met him, his heart must have leaned towards himself.
Because both of them are time-travelers and come from the same world, they don't have to experience anything at all to have a strong sense of trust and intimacy.
I thought that Guo Dakuan would be able to teach Taoism here for him, but now it seems impossible.
Now I am afraid that the only one who can preach for himself is Zhang Daoling, but no one knows whether he can rely on it or not.
After struggling for a long time, Long Jiuyao put away the Dao Technique, tore off the first few pages from the Heavenly Master's secret book and put them in his arms, and walked towards Zhang Daoling's house.
When he entered Zhang Daoling's house and saw that he was sitting on a chair with his eyes closed, Long Jiuyao said straight to the point: "Uncle, do you want to learn Taoism?"
"Yes, of course I want to!" Zhang Daoling replied truthfully: "I can't hide it, I am a disciple of Taoism, but I only learned some fur after apprenticeship, and I caught up with other Taoist people to suppress our Qingshan Taoism, so I had to come to Xinglong Town." ”
"Okay, I have a cheat book I wrote down by hand, don't you look at it. Long Jiuyao said, took out a few pages of cheats and slapped them on the table.
Zhang Daoling picked up the cheats and looked at it, and then leaked an excitement that could not be concealed: "This ...... It's all the essence of my Dao Sect spells!
"Of course, I'll keep writing. Do you want to learn? If you want to learn from me as a teacher, I will teach you slowly. ”
"Puff"
Zhang Daoling suddenly bent his knees, knelt on the ground and kowtowed, "Disciple Zhang Daoling, meet Master!"