Underground Hades Chapter 253 Oscar Best Actor

Who knows that the official boss seems to be able to read people's hearts, as soon as I finished speaking, when I didn't finish thinking about the words in my heart, I heard him say: "Not sincere enough!" One more lap! ”

"Chief, I've been sincere just now......" I was a little wronged on the surface, and secretly thought: "This official and powerful man, can he read my heart?" Thinking of this, I quickly put away my thoughts...... Then I apologized to Du You again, but this time I was really emotional, although I was still unwilling in my heart, but I deliberately regarded myself as an actor, and I still have some talent in acting, this time the official boss didn't say anything, and even when I walked back, the anchor whispered: "Lao Fan, did you really apologize to him?" ”

"Will acting? Or do you want to add two more laps? I said.

"But I don't know how to act...... Anchor said. At this time, the official boss shouted from behind: "Okay, it's time for the big anchor to come over and apologize." Remember to be sincere, otherwise add a circle! As soon as the official boss said this, the face of the man named Du You was a little happy, he probably knew that the anchor would not think that I was so good at pretending, so he waited to see him make a fool of himself.

The anchor asked, "Old Sail, what can I do about this......?" I really can't act...... If that's the case, I guess we'll have to run ten more laps, or even ......."

"You open your eyes." I said.

Da Anchor was stunned for a moment and said, "Old Fan, aren't I ...... with my eyes open?" ”

"I'm telling you to keep your eyes open, preferably big enough to want to shed tears, and don't blink!" I said.

"I see, you're trying to make me cry." Big Anchor said.

"There's no other way, even if you act fake, as long as you cry, it is estimated that no one will have anything to say." I said.

"I see." The anchor opened his eyes as he spoke, and said, "But these tears don't just come...... Although I feel like crying, it's far from enough......" As soon as the anchor finished speaking, the official boss behind him said: "Hurry up, what are you two muttering?" ”

When the big anchor was at a loss, I blew hard into his eyes twice, and the big anchor subconsciously wanted to blink, I said, "Don't blink! Don't rub it either! The anchor took his hand away, and in a moment tears flowed, and the anchor said, "Old."

Sail, tears...... Tears ......"

"Don't show me, show the chief!" I told again, "Cry out!" I'm not afraid of acting fake, I'm afraid that the voice is not loud enough! Just think of the old people in the village, the old ladies who are crying behind them! ”

Big Anchor nodded, and Wow Wow burst into tears. If he let go of crying in this voice, even the strong old ladies in the village "old man" who followed him could not compare, and as for the degree of falsehood, it was even worse.

The big anchor's cry really surprised the official boss, and even the "plaintiff" next to him, Du You, was so shocked that his eyes were bulging higher than his cheeks.

"You're exaggerating, aren't you? What are you crying about? The officer next to the official boss said.

"I'm sorry...... Just now I was wrong, I shouldn't have talked back to my superiors, and I was disrespectful, but now I have realized my mistake......" The anchor almost said everything he could, and everyone who watched was dumbfounded. Platoon Leader Tang even walked up to me and said, "Brother Anchor, is this really crying or fake crying?" If you really cry, it's fine, if you fake crying, it's too bloody......"

I smiled and didn't answer the question head-on, but said, "Just because you look at it means it's done." Platoon Leader Tang looked dazed and asked, "Which one are you two singing...... and then he muttered: "I remember that Brother Da Anchor is a straight man?" You can't act so realistically, right? ”

The effect of the big anchor crying was indeed beyond my expectations, and he said: "This kid can go and receive an 'Oscar for leading actor'." ”

"What Ska...... What awards? Platoon Leader Tang asked.

"It's nothing, just an award from the U.S." I said.

"We don't know what award the United States has, but I know that with this acting skill, it is even better than what Mr. Tang played in the movie "Little Flower"!" The soup platoon leader said.

I thought to myself, "The big anchor is crying a little badly, but it's not so exaggerated, right?" "To put it bluntly, the anchor just understood what I just told him - as long as you cry loudly, you are not afraid that the brigade will not give you the gist of the mantra. I said, "It's not as exaggerated as you say, where can he compare with Mr. Tang." ”

"Yes, absolutely. It's just that Mr. Tang doesn't look good......"

Platoon Leader Tang smiled embarrassedly after speaking.

The official boss saw that the anchor was crying like this, what else could he say? only asked Du You: "Are you satisfied?" Then he turned and left with the officer next to him.

When the anchor saw him leaving, his crying stopped, then he wiped his tears and said, "Damn, the wind is really ......" This was said in front of Du You, and I almost didn't laugh when I saw Du You's expression......

When Du You heard the anchor say this, his face instantly changed from surprise just now to anger, and said, "So you pretended?!" I also said - how can a weasel really give a New Year's greeting to a chicken! ”

"I didn't say anything, why don't you go and chase the chief back?" Big Anchor said. Du You's face was almost purple, and he said, "Aren't you afraid that I will punish you again?" ”

"Yes, but do you have a reason to punish you?" The big anchor paused and said: "The chief said just now, even if you are an official, you can't abuse your power, the army has rules, it's not a restaurant opened by your family, you can't let anyone eat if you want to eat!" ”

"Then you'll be back now!" Du You said. But instead of listening to him, the big anchor walked towards me. Du You said in the back: "If you don't return to the team now, you are disobeying the military order!" Here's why! ”

"I'm sorry, the chief just said, now you can go to the back mountain for a run." The anchor said, "And the chief just said that I am afraid that I will not be able to leave today." After running, if nothing else, I might have to go to sleep. The anchor said with a smug face.

I whispered to him, "That's pretty much it, don't be too fussy." Now is not the time to scream. When the run is over, he is still the leader, and during this period, if he makes any more big mistakes, he will be punished for several crimes. The anchor said nothing.

We walked towards the back mountain, only to hear Du You in the back say: "Don't forget to start the meeting on time at nine o'clock tonight!" I laughed at the same time, and from slow walking to running, the anchor said, "It's fucking cool!" It's like a good victory! ”

"Big Anchor, your crying is too realistic. You didn't see it, even the chief was shocked by you at that time, they saw a seven-foot man crying, what else can ......? After that, we laughed again.