"There are three hundred and sixty side doors in the door of the word 'Dao', and the side doors all have positive fruits. I don't know which one you are studying? ”

"With the will of the teacher, the disciples will obey with all their hearts."

"How about I teach you the word 'art'?"

"What do you say about the way of the arts?"

"In the door of the word art, it is to invite the immortals to help Luan, ask the yarrow, and know the reason for seeking good fortune and avoiding evil."

"Is it possible to live forever like this?"

"Can't, can't!"

"Don't learn, don't learn!"

"How about teaching you the way of the word 'flow'?"

"What is the meaning in the flow of words?"

"In the Liuzi Gate, there are Confucianism, Buddhism, Taoism, Yin and Yang, Moism, and medicine, or reading scriptures, or chanting Buddha, and descending to the truth."

"Is it possible to live forever like this?"

"If you want to live forever, it is like a pillar in the wall."

"Master, I'm an honest person, and I don't know how to play in the market. What do you call 'wall pillars'? ”

"When a man builds a house to be strong, he will set up a pillar between the walls, and one day the building will fall, and he will perish."

"According to this, it will not last long. Don't learn, don't learn! ”

……

In the main hall, the disciples of the Three-Star Cave of the Oblique Moon sitting on the futon, with complicated expressions on their faces, watched a "farce" performed by a big monkey in front of the Bodhi Patriarch.

Forcibly enduring the unhappiness in his heart, Patriarch Bodhi said calmly to Sun Wukong, "How about teaching you the way in the door of the word 'move'?" ”

Wukong asked, "What about the way to move the door?" ”

The Bodhi Patriarch patiently explained to Sun Wukong: "This is a promising work, picking yin and supplementing yang, climbing the bow and stepping on the crossbow, rubbing the umbilicus and passing the gas, concocting it with a square, burning the grass and beating the ding, entering the red lead, refining the autumn stone, and taking women's milk and so on." ”

"Do you have to live forever?" For the wonders that Bodhi Patriarch said, Sun Wukong was not interested, he only thought about immortality in his heart.

Patriarch Bodhi shook his head and said, "This desire for immortality is also like fishing for the moon in water." ”

Sun Wukong asked curiously, "Master is here again." How is it called 'fishing for the moon in the water'? ”

Patriarch Bodhi lightly wisped his beard and said softly: "The moon is in the sky, and there is a shadow in the water. ”

"Don't learn, don't learn!" Sun Wukong hurriedly waved his hand and said.

"Oh my God" Seeing this, even if he knew the plot below, Yang Xuan couldn't help but hold his forehead.

This Monkey King changed him to teach, and he couldn't stand the urine of this Monkey King.

Yang Xuan could even see the "hatred of iron does not make steel" in the eyes of Bodhi Patriarch.

Alas, let's mourn for Sun Wukong for three minutes in our hearts.

"Alas," he said several ways in a row, but was rejected by Sun Wukong one by one, Bodhi Patriarch was really a little tired at this time, and sighed heavily in his heart, "It's been seven years, it's been seven years!" Why is this monkey still so animalistic!! ”

"That's it, if he wants to learn the way of immortality, I'll teach him," Patriarch Bodhi smiled bitterly in his heart, "Anyway, counting the days, his yang life is almost up, and it's time to let him out." ”

At the moment, when he had an idea, the Bodhi Patriarch stared, and with a loud voice, he jumped off the high platform, held the ring ruler, and pointed at Wukong and said, "You monkey!" If you don't learn this, you don't learn that, but what should you do? ”

Then he stepped forward and hit Sun Wukong three times on the head.

"These three blows should have hit you! Give me some reflection! ”

After speaking, Patriarch Bodhi walked into the main hall with his hands behind his back, closed the middle door, and left everyone behind.

On this day, it was supposed to be the time to listen to the Daoyin, but because of Sun Wukong's rude requests, he angrily left the Bodhi Patriarch, and the rest of the people were naturally miserable, and then complained about Sun Wukong.

"Splash monkey! How did you talk to the patriarch just now? ”

"You monkey! The master preaches your Taoism, if you don't learn it, how can you still contradict the master, this time it collided with him, and I don't know when I will be able to preach again! ”

"Splash monkey, don't you know that you can learn one or two things under the patriarch, and you have the foundation to stand up! You......"

"Wu Xuan, look at this splashing monkey, they all ran away from the master! I really don't know how he has learned etiquette over the years! ”

……

The brothers complained for a long time, but Sun Wukong scratched his head with a smile, and he was not angry, but smiled and apologized.

At this moment, his heart blossomed.

"Senior brother." Yang Xuan got up, walked in front of Sun Wukong, shook his head and persuaded, "You are really a little rude to Shizun this time." ”

"Don't blame you, junior brother, I just want to learn the Dao in my heart!"

Sun Wukong didn't think so when he heard this, and he didn't feel panicked because of the ancestor's anger just now. Even Yang Xuan caught a fleeting hint of joy in his eyes.

"Alas!"

Seeing this, the brothers and sisters in the main hall all sighed, and then turned around and left speechlessly.

In their eyes this time, the monkey really made the Bodhi patriarch angry and ran away, if the patriarch was dissatisfied, he didn't know when he would come out to preach.

"Senior brother," Yang Xuan also knew what Sun Wukong was thinking at this moment, just patted him on the shoulder, shook his head with a wry smile, "You can do it yourself." ”

After speaking, Yang Xuan walked out of the hall with his hands in his hands, leaving Sun Wukong alone to steal joy there......

When night fell, the moon was bright and the stars were scarce, and the lights in Yang Xuan's room were still on.

"Stomp Pedal Pedal

A low sound of footsteps came, making Yang Xuan, who was reading a book, raise his eyebrows.

"Could it be that the monkey is really going to the ancestor?"

Putting down the book in his hand, Yang Xuan turned his head to look, only to see a figure passing by the screen door.

"Who?" Yang Xuan shouted softly to the figure outside the door at the moment.

"Senior brother, it's me." The man stopped and whispered.

"Senior brother, it's been three shifts, why did you still come out?"

Sun Wukong, who was outside the door, was not polite, and immediately pushed open the door and walked in, saying with a happy face, "Senior brother, my old grandson has finally come to an end." ”

Yang Xuan naturally knew what Sun Wukong meant by this, but he just pretended to be confused, "What did you get up to?" You can run away from the master today. ”

"Hehe, junior brother doesn't know," Sun Wukong said proudly, "Do you know what the ancestor meant by hitting me on the head three times today?" ”

"I don't know."

Sun Wukong shuddered at this time, patted his chest and said, "When the master was preaching today, he hit me on the head three times with a ring ruler, didn't it mean that I should go to him on the third watch at night?" ”

"Could it be that the master called you over to punish you?"

"I didn't do anything wrong, why did the master punish me?" Sun Wukong's eyebrows flew and he said, "Even if I talk back to my master, that's because I want to learn more from my master!" Master, his old man shouldn't be angry, right? ”

"What you say makes so much sense that I'm speechless." Yang Xuan nodded, and said helplessly, "Then go quickly, don't go too late, make Shizun unhappy." ”

"Okay, my grandson will leave." Sun Wukong immediately ran out of Yang Xuan's room, closed the door and walked towards the residence of the Bodhi Patriarch.

"Did someone else arrange this path, or did you choose it yourself?" Yang Xuan walked to the edge of the bed and sat down, and there were words in his mouth.

Immediately, he opened the white panel in his head......

PS: It's about to ruin the plot.,Guys, get readyO(∩_∩)O.