The Trap of the King of Horses
King Ma watched from a distance that someone had been hit by the trap he had dug, which was called a beautiful heart.
"Xiao Tuanzi, how is your brother Ma and my trap?"
"It's still hot! It's just the past two days that I've had diarrhea! ”
"I didn't eat anything, did I? You don't know, I don't say anything about diarrhea! That stinks! ”
"Gross! No more! When I think of the old horse, I'm going to stink to death! ”
The king of horses said that he was happy, and that was called a duffle.
Baili Huang listened to its words, and his mouth and eyes were crooked for a while.
You've eaten too much!
This horse king is going to disgust the dead!
You can smell the smell of here!
Vomit!
Vomit!
Vomit!
The soldier on the other side smelled the stench and vomited out his overnight meal.
Wang Mang and the others pinched their noses one by one, looking at the proud appearance of the king of horses, they wanted to beat it to death.
Just now, Baili Huang said that King Ma was going to set a trap, while those people hadn't come yet.
So the people looked at the horses that had been sold, and dug holes with their hooves.
Then the horse's ass pouted, and it poured out a thousand miles, Emma! The smell instantly covered the entire valley.
King Ma buried the trap and ran back to Bailihuang's side, waiting to watch the show with his eyes shining.
Baili Huang glanced at the King of Horses in disgust, and then quietly performed a cleaning technique on the King of Horses.
The king of horses felt the movements of the little ball, and the horse grinned and rubbed the little ball with his mouth.
On the opposite side, Aruda's noodle plate was like a monkey's buttocks, looking at the two soldiers who stepped on the shit, and wanted to kill them.
"Full speed ahead!"
Arudasi gave the order and the army advanced at a rapid pace.
"General, please think twice!"
Zhang Tiesheng ran beside Arudasi in an attempt to persuade the man.
Arudasi was a person who was impatient, and he grabbed Zhang Tiesheng's clothes with his big palm and lifted him in the air.
"Are you talking nonsense, believe it or not, Lao Tzu killed you?"
Arudasi's eyes were red, and he looked at the man in his hand and gritted his teeth.
If it weren't for his brother's repeated confessions, he would have been dismantled a long time ago.
"You!"
Zhang Tiesheng met his red eyes like a demon, and he trembled with fright.
"Humph! Get out of the way! ”
Arudasi threw the man to the ground and continued without looking back.
Looking at the soldiers walking away step by step, Zhang Tiesheng smiled helplessly.
This is a sure death!
He staggered to his feet and slowly followed the group.
Ahhh
I had just walked twenty miles, and then there was a large area of traps.
A group of soldiers fell into the broken ditch, and inside was a sharp bamboo climbing plow, which was full of sharpened bamboo, so that all who fell into it were pierced into hedgehogs.
Arudasi is now in a state of madness, and he has been hit every time, which makes him how he can bear it.
"That shameless and despicable villain plotted against General Ben, come out and die quickly!"
A shout with internal force resounded throughout the valley.
Swish! Swish! Swish!
On the top of the mountain on both sides of the valley, Wang Mang and the others stood on it.
"Hahaha! Big bear, you also have today! ”
"Hahaha! These big bears with well-developed limbs and simple minds finally fell into my hands today! ”
The crowd ran down from the top of the valley in giggling.
Arudasi clenched his weapon in his hand and looked at the people on the other side who were playing with him, eager to chop them into pulp.
"Who are you? Did you set the trap? ”
Arudasi gritted his teeth, a mouthful of silver teeth that almost shattered.
Wang Mang's eyelids lifted slightly, and he looked Arudasi up and down.