Chapter 022: The gods bullied me
Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang looked at each other, and Hu Huiniang nodded slightly: "Little sister is right, since little sister said so, then what do we have to say?" ”
Xu Yuyang nodded slightly: "I still hope that the fairy sister will understand as clearly as possible!" ”
Hu Huiniang said: "The so-called 'entering the body' means that the primordial spirit of our Yunshu Shenjun has entered the body of your little sister. Then Yun Shu's Yuan Shen practiced in the body of your little sister and restored the Dao Dharma. ”
Xu Yuyang nodded, "I understand this." ”
Hu Huiniang continued, "In this process, there are some little sisters that you can't see, hear, or feel before, and Yun Shu's Yuan Shen can see, hear, and feel. Then Yun Shu's Yuan Shen passed all these to your little sister's body, and the body will pass these to your little sister your Yuan Shen, do you understand this process, little sister? ”
Xu Yuyang nodded slightly after thinking for a while, "I understand, just like before, you thought I couldn't see the two of you, but the Yuan Shen of Yunshu Divine Monarch can see two immortals, so then I can also see the two, that's what it means." ”
Huang Sanlang smiled: "The little girl is smart, that's what it means!" ”
"Does that mean that what I can see can be seen by Yun Shu, and I can see what Yun Shu can see?"
Hu Huiniang nodded: "Simply put, it's like this!" ”
Xu Yuyang's heart trembled, and he immediately realized why his eyes kept wandering on the extremely restless hands of the two big perverts, Mr. Xiao and Mr. Feng, during dinner last night!
It seems that this so-called "Wonderland Divine Monarch" turned out to be a pervert.
Immediately afterwards, Xu Yuyang realized an extremely important question: how about taking a bath by himself in the future?
But how do you ask such an awkward question? I can only pretend to be calm and say, "And that?" ”
"Also, when the little sister is asleep, the little sister's primordial spirit is also in a deep sleep. And if we immortals don't want to sleep, we don't have to sleep. What happened during this period is that, little sister, your original spirit is asleep, so little sister, you won't know! ”
Xu Yuyang nodded slightly, "Oh, I understand it, I think that yesterday, after I drank wine, my Yuan Shen fell asleep, and you, the Yuan Shen of Yunshu, didn't sleep, so I didn't know anything about the second half of yesterday's stay in the hotel, and even the matter of going home to drink later, but your Yun Shu Shenjun's Yuan Shen was controlling my body and drinking with them, right?" ”
Hu Huiniang looked confused, looked at Xu Yuyang in front of her and did not answer.
After being silent for a moment, Xu Yuyang heard his voice and replied lazily, "Yes, you got drunk and fell asleep after drinking that glass of wine yesterday, in order not to make you embarrassed at the wine table, so I controlled your body for you and completed the rest of the meal." ”
Xu Yuyang was furious and shouted, "What? I said, this god monarch, am I familiar with you? How can you use my body without my consent? ”
"Hey, little girl, yesterday's glass of red wine was in your stomach, and your Yuan Shen was already unconscious, you know?"
Xu Yuyang's eyes widened, "I'm sorry, I really don't know this Divine Monarch!" ”
Xu Yuyang's voice raised by ten decibels, "If you don't know, just listen to me, if it weren't for this Shenjun to help you support you, I'm afraid you would have to fall asleep while cooking?" How shameful is that? ”
Xu Yuyang's voice rose by another thirty decibels: "Huh? That's not your business! ”
"Oh, little girl, this god is for your own good! How else would you get home? ”
"Hmph, you big drunkard, what kind of god are you? I ask you, where did you go? Later, you found Zhang Yan, Xiao Anzi and the only one to drink in the living room, what happened? ”
Xu Yuyang was silent for a moment, "That's because they want to drink, so I stubbornly accompany them!" ”
"Bah, you big liar, I want to see how brazen you are?"
As he spoke, Xu Yuyang stood up and walked to the fitting mirror, pressed his face against the fitting mirror, and looked at himself in the mirror with anger.
"Did you say that you were lying, without my nod, Zhang Yan and the three of them didn't dare to drink in my house! Hmph, you must have agreed to them through my body! ”
"Oh, little girl, why are you so unreasonable? I was obviously doing it for your own good yesterday, don't you know? ”
Xu Yuyang sneered and pointed at himself in the mirror with his right hand, "Just kidding, you obviously just want to drink, and you are still drinking indiscriminately with my body." ”
Who would have thought that Xu Yuyang's left hand suddenly knocked down his right hand, "Little girl, be polite, don't point your finger at me!" ”
Xu Yuyang, who was furious, didn't notice it at all, and continued to argue with himself in the mirror, "Oh, if you make a mistake and don't let people say it, I'll point to you, what's wrong I like to point to." ”
As he spoke, he stretched out his right hand and pointed at himself in the mirror.
At this time, Xu Yuyang suddenly found that a wicked smile flashed on his face: "How can the little girl herself say that she is also a fairyland god, how can you be so rude?" ”
Xu Yuyang laughed strangely, "Oh, I'm rude? Since you are so powerful, what kind of god monarch is it, then you have the ability not to stay in my body, you have the ability to go out and find another host. ”
The more Xu Yuyang spoke, the more angry he became, and he stretched out his hand and poked his forehead in the mirror.
"Returning to the gods? I think you're a liar! ”
However, before Xu Yuyang's right hand could leave the mirror, it was already firmly held in the palm of his left hand.
The self in the mirror glared at herself fiercely, "Little girl, what did you say?" How can you be so disrespectful to this god? Not only did he say that this Shenjun was a drunkard and a liar, but he even dared to do something to this Shenjun? ”
Xu Yuyang only felt a heart-piercing pain from the two fingers on his right hand, and he wanted to let go of his left hand but couldn't let go.
Not necessarily, I was anxious and afraid, and then accompanied by a burst of pain, I couldn't help but scream "ahhhh
While shouting, he also said: "Little girl, you have to know and respect this god!" ”
Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang couldn't help but be taken aback when they saw this, and hurriedly stepped forward, Hu Huiniang said, "Oh Yunshu, what's wrong with you?" How do you lose your temper with a little girl? ”
Huang Sanlang also said: "Yes, yes, Yun Shu, let it go, but don't damage this hard-won body." ”
Huang Sanlang and Hu Huiniang pulled Xu Yuyang's left hand, and the other pulled Xu Yuyang's right hand to try to separate Xu Yuyang's two hands.
And Xu Yuyang's mouth kept screaming "ahhhh
After a while, he shouted angrily: "Lao Huang, this is what you said is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity?" What kind of host are you looking for me? ”
"Oh, you still dislike me, don't you have the ability to take it with you in this palace? Are you leaving? ”
"Do you think anyone is rare in your flesh? If the deity hadn't been able to get out, he would have left a long time ago! Return to the palace, do you really think you are the concubine of the emperor? Just kidding, the Qing Dynasty has been yellow for 200 years. ”
"Big liar, trick me into drinking?"
"If you dare to disrespect the deity, the deity must make you suffer something."
"Okay Yunshu, little sister is not sensible, don't worry about her, okay?"
"Oh, Yun Shu, Hu Huiniang is right, you can dissipate your anger."
The three of them were in a mess in the living room, and in the chaos, Xu Yuyang's left foot somehow kicked Huang Sanlang's crotch.
The old fairy screamed, covered his hands under his crotch, and slowly sat on the ground.
Xu Yuyang was immediately startled and took two steps back.
The little face turned white, "This, this is not what I kicked." Then he said, "I kicked it by accident." ”
"I didn't kick it, it was your god monarch who kicked it!"
Hu Huiniang looked at Xu Yuyang's hands and saw that they had parted, and then she was relieved, "Oh, it's okay, don't worry about him, come to your little sister, let's sit down and talk." ”
As he spoke, he pulled Xu Yuyang over and sat on the sofa again.
Xu Yuyang was a little embarrassed, and looked at Huang Sanlang a little embarrassed, "Sister, are you immortals also afraid of pain?" ”
Hu Huiniang turned her head to look at Huang Sanlang and smiled awkwardly, "Little sister doesn't have to worry about him, it's okay, he'll be fine in a while." ”