Chapter 15: Blame Me!
The water lotus screamed, got up, and pounced on Xue Gongzi. "The surname is Xue, why are you kicking me again?!"
Xue Gongzi hurriedly grabbed the water lotus's hand. If he had a few more fist marks on his face, everyone would have laughed at him again. "Who made you get under my covers again?"
The water lotus looked around. "The surname is Xue, open your dog's eyes and take a good look at whose territory this is?"
"You actually say my eyes are dog's eyes?!"
"I ...... Am I not mad at you? Do you take a good look at where you sleep now? ”
"I'm definitely sleeping on my side."
Water Lotus angrily kicked Xue Gongzi. "You'll talk about it when you see it clearly."
"Just watch!"
After seeing clearly......
Water Lotus wanted to pull her hand out of Xue Gongzi's hand. I smoked it several times but didn't pull it out. "Let it go!"
Xue Gongzi let go of the water lotus with an embarrassed face. "I ...... How did I get here? ”
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
Xue Gongzi looked at the quilt on the stone in the middle of the kang with the water lotus. "If you don't put a quilt on the stone, I'm sure I'll be woken up by the stone. If I had woken up from the rock, I wouldn't have come to you. ”
Shui Lian rubbed her shoulders while looking at Xue Gongzi and said, "Blame me?" ”
"Hmm."
Water Lotus rolled her eyes angrily at Xue Gongzi. "You're really good at making excuses."
"Ahem! I said last night not to put a quilt on the stones. You don't listen. ”
"I'm too lazy to pay attention to you. Get up, light the fire, I'm going to cook. ”
"You...... How dare you yell at me? ”
The water lotus took a deep breath. Then, the water lotus said in a particularly gentle voice: "Xue Gongzi, please get up!" Xue Gongzi, please burn the fire! ”
Xue Gongzi rubbed his arms. "You're still roaring! I get goosebumps when you talk like that! ”
The water lotus snorted at Xue Gongzi and began to get dressed.
Xue Gongzi looked at the stone placed in the middle of the kang. "Why don't we find some big rocks today?"
"How can there be so many big stones?"
"What then?"
"Since you like to roll on my side so much, let's change it. In the future, I will sleep on the head of the kang, and you will sleep on the tail of the kang. ”
"Okay."
After eating, Shui Lianhua and Xue Gongzi walked out of the house.
As soon as they came out, Wang Xiaoliu, who lived next door to them, looked at Xue Gongzi and asked with a smile, "Brother Xue, were you beaten again?" ”
"Little Sixth Brother, it was obviously my daughter-in-law who called in the morning. How do you say I'm being beaten? If I want to be beaten, my daughter-in-law should be beaten. ”
Wang Xiaoliu looked at the two dark circles on Xue Gongzi's face. "Your daughter-in-law has no injuries on her face. Besides, you won't know anything. What if you beat your daughter-in-law and your daughter-in-law doesn't support you? ”
Xue Gongzi: ......
Wang Xiaoliu's daughter-in-law walked out of the house after hearing Wang Xiaoliu's words. "What do you say? The Xue family, my sister-in-law told you that this man can't be beaten, he has to be coaxed. You coaxed him to be happy, and he was diligent. Xiaoliu, do you think what I said is right? ”
"Yes. In the Xue family, men love face. In the future, if you want to hit you, don't hit you in the face. ”
Xue Gongzi: What kind of neighbor are these?
Water Lotus: These two are really not a family that doesn't enter the door. "Brother Wang, sister-in-law Wang, I know. Brother Wang, sister-in-law Wang, have you cleaned up? We'll pack it up and we'll go together. ”
Xue Gongzi looked at the water lotus. What it means: You're going to go with such nasty people?!
The water lotus smiled at Xue Gongzi. Meaning: I'm going to go together, I'm going to be angry with you! Let you kick me!
Xue Gongzi narrowed his eyes. Meaning: Do you think I won't clean you up?
Water Lotus rubbed her shoulders. Meaning: You kicked me twice.
Xue Gongzi looked away weakly. "Brother Wang, sister-in-law Wang, let's go."
Wang Xiaoliu: "Okay. Brother Xue, listen to my brother's advice. Men can't be lazy. ”
Xue Gongzi glared at the water lotus. "I see. Brother Wang, don't worry. I'll definitely change it. ”
Wang Xiaoliu patted Xue Gongzi's shoulder. "That's right. You said that you are tall and big, how can you let your daughter-in-law raise you? ”
Xue Gongzi wanted to hit someone. "Brother Wang, don't worry. In the future, I will definitely raise my daughter-in-law white and fat. ”
"Good. If you raise your daughter-in-law well, others will look up to you. ”
"Hmm. Brother Wang, do you know what we're going to do? ”
"Yes. We're going to blow manure today. ”
"Yang...... Dung?! ”
"yes. How? Stinky? ”
"Nope. Brother Wang, what kind of method is this dung? ”
"Simple. Manure is ......"
Next to him, Wang Xiaoliu's daughter-in-law looked at the water lotus and said. "I heard from my daughter-in-law yesterday that the cornmeal tortillas you make are particularly delicious. Can you teach your sister-in-law? ”
"Yes. Sister-in-law, when do you want to learn? ”
"I'll go to you when I'm okay one day."
"Good. Sister-in-law, how many acres of land are there in our Zhuangzi? ”
"Not much. It is more than 200 acres. ”
……
At noon, Xue Gongzi changed his clothes as soon as he went home. "Boil water. I'm going to wash my hair. ”
The water lotus said while talking to the face: "I have asked the head of the village, and I have to raise dung in the afternoon." ”
"Then I'll wash it too." He always felt like he had feces on his head.
"You can't do it even if you wash it."
“……”
At night, Xue Gongzi let out a long breath after washing his hair. "It's finally clean."
The water lotus said coolly. "Tomorrow we have to continue to rise."
"Still young?!"
"This Zhuangzi has a total of more than 200 acres of land, and today it has only raised more than 100 acres."
Touch!
Xue Gongzi fell straight on the kang. "It's hard to be a farmer."
"Then don't you be?"
"The beauty you think." Xue Gongzi sat up from the kang. "Do you want to run away with me?"
"How so? I don't think you're working too hard. ”
"Humph! I'm going to take off this soft rice name before leaving. ”
"Okay then."
After eating, Xue Gongzi and Water Lotus fell asleep. Xue Gongzi sleeps on the kang tail, and the water lotus sleeps on the kang head.
In the first half of the night, Xue Gongzi slept well in the end of the kang. But in the second half of the night, the fire in the stove was completely extinguished, the kang gradually became cooler, and Xue Gongzi began to move in the direction of the kang again.
As he moved, he moved to the side of the stone in the middle of the kang.
Because Xue Gongzi said that the reason why he turned over the stone last night was because the water lotus covered the stone with a quilt. Therefore, the water lotus did not cover the stone with a quilt tonight.
After Xue Gongzi touched the stone, he climbed up. As soon as he climbed up, Xue Gongzi woke up. Because the stones are so cold.
After finding himself lying on the stone, Xue Gongzi quickly turned it over. After turning it over, Xue Gongzi looked in the direction of the water lotus and said, "I said that it was because you covered the stone with a quilt, but you still don't admit it." ”
After speaking, Xue Gongzi wanted to continue sleeping. But I couldn't sleep. Xue Gongzi couldn't help but look in the direction of the water lotus. "Can't I sleep if I don't hold this stinky girl?"