Chapter 007: Hitting people without slapping their faces, scolding without revealing their shortcomings (ask for collection, ask for recommendation)
When Huang Saburo heard this, he immediately took out three "Carefree Fruits" that had just been picked from the "Carefree Tree" and didn't speak, but he saw that the fat man's eyes were already flashing with excitement.
"Fluttering" sat up from Hu Huiniang's arms all of a sudden!
With a big mouth, the blood-red snake letter rushed in, grabbed the three "Worry-free Fruits" and retracted them into his mouth, and he didn't chew them, but with a long body, three fist-sized "Worry-free Fruits" were already in his stomach.
Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang glanced at each other, and the two hearts that were still hanging just now were put down, and the two "people" stood up together.
But he didn't want the fat man to lie on the ground again, grabbed Huang Sanlang's ankles tightly with both hands, and kept twisting his fat body on the ground and begging: "Third grandfather, there is no fruit left, I still have enough to eat the fat man!" β
Huang Saburo lifted his other foot and stomped the fat man's wrist.
"Guy who has no interest, I don't look at what time this is, I'm still thinking about eating!"
It's strange to say that the fat man who was stepped on hard by Huang Sanlang didn't have any reaction, no crying or shouting.
This is very different from the style of the fat man Huang Sanlang knew, Huang Sanlang couldn't help but be suspicious, so he turned his head to look!
I saw that although the fat man lying on the ground was clutching his ankles with both hands, his fat waist was twisted to the other side at an extremely exaggerated angle.
Supporting his huge head, he leaned low towards Hu Huiniang's fiery red lotus skirt!
Looking at the fat man's small eyes, which had narrowed into a line, Huang Saburo guessed that he must have received some kind of satisfaction.
Looking at myself again, I couldn't help but curse in my heart: Damn, why am I not a snake?
And why did I, my mother, give him "worry-free fruit" to make him forget all the pain, when is this, this fat man is still doing this thing?
However, no matter what Huang Saburo was thinking at this moment, one thing was certain, that is, the three of them had to face the flood of "Ice Crystal Warriors" and all kinds of birds and beasts transformed from ice and snow!
There are "Ice Crystal Tigers", "Ice Crystal Giant Ape", "Ice Crystal Pythons" and "Snow Sculptures" hovering in the air!
Huang Sanlang, who was angry or hated because of jealousy, raised his hand and slapped Hu Huiniang's little waist heavily.
But he scolded in his mouth, "When is it, can you teach children a little good?" β
At this time, Hu Huiniang, who was responding wholeheartedly, was shocked, turned around, and was about to scold Huang Sanlang for being disrespectful to the elderly, but suddenly found that the fat man lying on the ground was turning around at an extremely exaggerated angle to peek at the bottom of his skirt!
It is not difficult to see from the fat man's smug smile that he should have successfully peeked into what he wanted to peep, and he has been successful for a long time!
At this moment, in this situation, Hu Huiniang really doesn't know what she feels like in her heart!
There was a crisp sound of "pop", and a bright red palm print was left on the fat man's fat cheeks.
Hu Huiniang roared hysterically, "When is this and mother, can you two be serious!" β
The fat man's face was printed with a fiery red palm print, and he stood up proudly, lined up with Huang Sanlang on the left and right, and sandwiched Hu Huiniang in the middle.
In the face of the various monsters surging in front of him, he still maintained a "hehe" smile, and seemed to be still reminiscing about the beautiful scenery just now!
A disdainful smile flashed on the face of the "Winter Empress" in the distance, "Why are you priests and guardians of the Forbidden Land of Dreams, are you living like this every day?" β
Hu Huiniang's face turned red, and she didn't know how to speak, but she heard Huang Sanlang smile: "Our 'Dream Mountain' and 'Sanssouci Yuan' are like this every day, it's good if everyone is happy!" β
"Could it be that the 'Nine Heavens Xuannu' taught you to be so happy?"
Huang Sanlang raised his eyebrows: "Exactly!" As he spoke, he stretched out his hand and stopped his dry and thin arm on Hu Huiniang's curvaceous little man's waist, Hu Huiniang subconsciously dodged to the side, but immediately came over and snuggled in Huang Sanlang's arms very cooperatively.
This old and young, one tall and one short, a man who is as beautiful as a fairy can charm the world, and the other is not good-looking
A tender little face can pinch out the water, a face full of wrinkles, old-fashioned folds and folds!
At this moment, they are snuggled together, and they look extremely incompatible, which makes people feel unspeakably uncomfortable!
Huang Sanlang smiled, "We little scattered immortals are like this, even if we cultivate for thousands of years, it is difficult to live in the city, why don't we be happy and spend every day happily, unlike some ancient gods who shine with the sun and the moon, and live with heaven and earth, but they can't even touch their beloved!" β
A trace of gloom immediately flashed on the delicate face of the "Winter Empress", but it was fleeting, and she sneered: "It seems that you really think that you have lived long enough!" β
Hu Huiniang smiled, snuggled into Huang Sanlang's arms and played with the sparse white beard under Huang Sanlang's cheeks, and sneered.
"But for thousands of years, it depends on who we compare with, we have at least enjoyed what we want to enjoy, unlike some gods, even if they are immortal, they never know what they are living for!"
When he finished speaking, Hu Huiniang and Huang Sanlang laughed together, and the fat man next to the two of them also laughed!
The corners of the "Winter Empress" raised slightly: "You two beasts have already been presumptuous enough in front of the deity, see when you can laugh and laugh!" β
Huang Sanlang laughed: "By the way, my beautiful and noble goddess, just now my old Huang γγγγγγ, oh, if I am not in front of you, Xiaoxian can only call himself Xiaohuang." β
Huang Sanlang paused and continued, "I, Xiao Huang, just heard that you are here to look for the 'Haotian Stone' on the 'Carefree Tree' of the 'Sanssouci Plain'. Thinking about it, Shenzun, you are already an eternal immortal body, what are you going to do with the 'Haotian Stone'? β
Hu Huiniang smiled, "Since the goddess can't use it herself, it must be for someone else?" β
The fat man listened to it at a loss, and smiled: "Sister, what are you talking about with Grandpa Huang San?" Why can't I understand Chubby? β
Huang Sanlang sighed, "Hey, little fat, grandpa told you, this is a story from a long, long time ago." β
Hu Huiniang smiled: "Yes, this is a very poignant love story a long, long time ago!" β
Huang Sanlang nodded again and again, "Yes, yes, Hui Niang is right, this is a very poignant love story a long, long time ago, it is said that tens of millions of years ago, when the world first opened." β
"There is nothing in the world except a few ancient gods and chaotic demon beasts, but there is an extremely ugly toad that specializes in devouring the chaotic qi of heaven and earth, but he just likes the beautiful swan flying above the nine heavensγγγγγγ"
The fat man scratched his head and asked stupidly, "Grandpa Huang San, didn't you just say that the heavens and the earth were just opened, and there was nothing else in the world except for a few ancient gods and chaos demon beasts?" How can toads and swans appear again? β
Huang Sanlang let out an "ah", and said with an embarrassed face: "Oh, you little fat, isn't Grandpa Huang San a metaphor?" Just listen to it! β
The snow-white cheeks of the "Winter Empress" in the distance were already covered with a layer of cold murderous intent, "What are you two bastards talking nonsense? Which of you experienced the beginning of creation? What do you know about the 'Sacred War', but it is just a rumor or hearsay, but you are still wantonly preaching it here, so you are not afraid of being damned? β
Huang Sanlang bared his two big teeth and smiled, "My beautiful goddess, the glamorous history of you and the Chaos Heavenly Monarch is well known in the divine realm, everyone is passing it on, talking every day, how come you haven't heard it yet, goddess?" β
Hu Huiniang also snorted coldly: "That is, back then, the goddess played the 'Chaos Divine Monarch' with the profound methods between applause, but it was spread among the sisters of our fox family!" How many of our sisters still want to ask God for advice! β
Huang Sanlang laughed, "What is this trick of your fox sisters?" The most famous is nothing more than the nine-tailed fox that confused the king of the gods and led to the battle of the gods, which is really too trivial, but the eternal goddess of the eternal ancient has triggered the 'holy war' between the eternal true gods, and has won the 'cold ice mixed yuan true qi' of the 'chaos god monarch' for thousands of yearsγγγγγγ"
The "Winter Empress" seemed to be deaf to hearing this, and there was no expression fluctuation on her face, just a cold smile flashed on the corner of her mouth, "It seems that it is really time for you to shut up!" β
Hu Huiniang smiled: "Oh, look at the goddess who gave us a beautiful woman who is so angry that she is about to kill someone!" β
The "Winter Empress" snorted coldly: "You three are also human?" Even like you, you have to be angry with the deity? I think too highly of myself! β
Huang Sanlang smiled: "In the universe, I don't know if the goddess in the Three Realms can block the mouth of Youyou?" β
The "Winter Empress" snorted coldly: "The pure ones are self-purifying, and the turbid ones are self-turbid, why does the deity have to explain so much to the world!" β
Hu Huiniang saw that the "Winter Empress" was not moved by the agitation of herself and Huang Sanlang at all, and seemed to not care about everything they said at all, so she had to grit her teeth with hatred.
He said in a low voice, "Third Master Huang, it seems that your agitation method is not easy to use, this 'Winter Empress' is really good!" Unmoved! β
Huang Sanlang couldn't help but smile, "We can delay it for a while, I don't know what those two little cubs are doing, why haven't they come yet!" β
At this time, I saw that the corners of the "Winter Empress" were raised, and a shallow smile appeared on her perfect cheeks, and then she blew lightly, and a cold breath immediately came out.
Wherever this cold air passed, whether it was the dense "Ice Crystal Warriors" or the various "Ice Crystal Beasts", the red eyes and light immediately became more shining!
"Winter Empress" said, "Go, my minions, and use your anger and hatred to tear these three men in front of you to pieces!" β
As soon as the words of the "Winter Empress" fell, the "Ice Crystal Warriors" and "Ice Crystal Beasts" of all kinds of ice bones and snow muscles in front of the three of them immediately rushed over like a tide.
I have received a short station, and I am about to sign a contract with all the little owners to invest, and at the end of the year, it is always good to exchange some scattered silver.