Chapter 374: Chaos

Monk Hua laughed and walked away in front of everyone, his free and easy, his chic and casual, not our casual morality of carrying anyone, so many of him think he is a strange person.

Then everybody was watching this scene, and they wanted to do something, so I used to interfere, because drunk people really don't dare to compliment.

This matter may not be able to be concealed, because as the master I am already drunk and dying, as the main person to obtain information, it is even more drunk and low, and there are six horses, four chickens, five donkeys, including pig head three, after drinking this bowl of wine, he is even more drunk and unconscious, this is I don't know what the person's surname is, I don't know anything about my own surname, in the clouds, looking around in confusion.

The pig's head three set a record of even more shameful himself, he completely did not distinguish between southeast and northwest, directly hit the wall, holding the flower pot on the wall, he thought it was the face of which brother, with a rough look and a grin, if he kept chatting with the flower pot. Even talking about some of our stories in the orphanage, he was dragged by the slightly sober oil four chickens, he kicked a little fiercely, and the pig head three was not easy to mess with, he used his largest fat tonnage to pounce directly on the oil four chickens, and the oil four chickens were flexibly dodged.

Seeing that they were fighting, it was about to break out, and two drunken drunks were fighting each other, one hiding and the other hiding, one running and one chasing. Two people like little children, cameras, and honest bears keep chasing each other. Hi-hee haha is shocking and breathtaking, so that many spectators can't help but laugh to death when they see them like this.

Now the whole hall has turned into a farce, at least our table, which is completely in chaos.

You can imagine that the pig's head three and the oil and the four chickens are fighting, and Ah Wu Donkey and Pony Six are each helping the other side, completely forming a melee situation, but it is Niu Ba, a person lying quietly on the ground, because he is drunk and unconscious, and he can't understand the chaos that the outside world is in now.

When this farce soon turned into a child's play, the typing style immediately changed its taste, but their hands and feet were still punching and kicking when they relaxed, and they were beating with all their strength, not giving each other a chance to try.

Because I know that this is a form of intimacy between our internal brothers, and this kind of intimacy has been going on for more than 20 years, and of course it will continue to be in this way or in the future.

Stuart Deng was also very surprised at first, because he had never seen us in such a way, and he looked at me with a little worry in his heart. I can't understand his concern, I think his treatment is a completely funny thing.

Because he was normal, he had never come into contact with us people, and he didn't even know that we people had grown up together through constant hardships. This is a kind of firm and unsustainable trip of revolutionary friendship, which is sometimes stronger than blood, and it is completely a kinship relationship that is not blood-related than water.

But when he saw me sitting there with a breezy face, he had a hint of surprise that slowly turned into a hint of worry. He asked me anxiously and uneasily: "Even the brothers are like this, is it so easy for such a good relationship to break?" You still have to persuade them, once this beer sound is hurt, the feelings can never be repaired. ”

When he said this, Pig Head Three and Pony Six were quickly smashing each other with dishes and chopsticks, crackling and seeing something, they lifted it up casually, picked it up and smashed it. There was no mercy, and Piggy even lifted the bench and smashed it at Pony Six.

Pony Six dodged left and right, when he had nowhere to hide, he actually used Niu Ba as his shield, let these dishes and chopsticks may be like Niu Ba's ruthless chopsticks, poor Niu Ba just lay there motionless, no emotion at all, I didn't expect him to be used by his brother like this.

When these chopsticks are also likely to smash into Niu Hachi.

A guest at a table next to me shouted loudly: "My Emperor hurry up, or he will be injured, you hurry!" ”

Curious, curious, ridiculous, and watching all kinds of lively voices come to you. Everyone makes their own voices as if it's a game.

Some mocking voices said, "Okay, okay, let's fight quickly, why is it so easy to get hurt?" Aren't you brothers? It's a brother, I should have stopped. ”

A curious voice: "My British product has, since there is such a way to fight, how can you be good brothers together, since you are good brothers, you can still fight like this, are you just joking, can't you really be joking, and not really just playing us, right?" ”

A strange voice: "Wow, it's good that I've never seen such a primitive and barbaric fight here for a long time, this thing fights like we children, if you think I'm going to fight, don't you just cut it with a knife?" Do you still want to fight with this kind of fist? Are you sure you're watching a game and a fight with a child? If you want to fight quickly, you don't have to hold a kitchen knife, if I don't have it here, I'll lend you a knife! ”

A voice that looked hilarious: "Wow is so funny, this style of play is simply pediatric, it's just something that we children only see, let's start it, everyone in the group will fight for me, do you want us to join you, everyone will be happy when we fight together, everyone has wine and meat and parents is a chic life......"

A voice that doesn't think it's big enough to see the excitement: "Do you want me to teach you a few tricks and a few tricks, just press his head down and use a knife to deliver it, and they also cut off his things, if this is successful, I don't want to hit him with my fists like this, it's like a child and directly break his head and kick his head with this kick, okay...... Good! ”

My brothers really don't know what other people think of one laugh at the least, they're already drunk. I don't know what I'm doing at all, I can't hear my own information at all, I beat the other person, I do it completely by my own nature, how he does it, and then he thinks about it, and I don't have too many thoughts to judge at all.

In the midst of this chaotic fight, I was sitting there alone, drinking my bee syrup, this is what happened, it didn't seem to me to be worth the fuss, it was completely taken for granted, I didn't even notice what one of his movements looked like, I didn't notice if they were injured at all, but I knew it was impossible.

The beating is continuous, the pig head three has already put Pony Six on the ground, the oil four chicken and Ah Wu donkey began to roll on the road, you choke my neck, I will give you a punch in the stomach. In this way, you come and go, and everyone seems to have exhausted their greatest tricks and used their greatest strength to contain each other. Everyone pays for anyone who is worried about their own self-esteem, the world is big, and the world is self-respecting.

Watching them giggle at you, I feel even more relaxed, because so far, they haven't let anyone hurt anyone alone.

People who fight a lot know what it takes to keep each other from being fatally harmed, and it comes out of the greatest power, this is my brothers, this is the experience of long-term fighting or summing up, which is very fortunate for me, although I didn't hurt my siblings at the time.

I was still happily drinking my bee syrup, and I didn't care about what was happening in front of me, but my attitude made many people feel very curious, maybe I was a ruthless person to others.

As events unfold.

Stuarten's face gradually softened, and I saw a smile on his face that left no trace, and he smiled at me and said, "If I'm not mistaken, are they playing a game?" ”

I replied coldly, "No, they're not small games, they're really fighting." A fight to determine the winner and loser! ”

After listening to my words, Situ Deng just showed a hint of surprise: "Do they say that to fight?" Aren't you going to stop them? Aren't you worried that any of them will get hurt? If they are hurt, then you say go and reassure them. I think they are still your body after all, after all, brotherhood is deep, and it seems that you can't give up anyone. ”

That sentence was so affectionate at that time that it seemed that no matter how they explained it, they couldn't understand the position of our side.

I tilted my head sideways and continued in cold and unforgiving words: "I've been tired of them for a long time, and now I want to fight them once and a pair twice. These guys are completely around me like dog skin plasters, and they are all Laipi dogs. It's better that they all beat themselves to death today, and it's better to feed the dogs than to take them back and let me be my brother, thank you for this, let them kill them directly, and throw them directly into the street, and don't have to throw them into mass graves! ”

When I spit out these cold tones without hesitation, Tianliang couldn't imagine that Situ Deng's smiling face was even more smiling and happier, and I wondered in my heart, is it wrong for me to say these words? What's so funny about these words, I've driven my brother to death, and he's still so happy, what does he know, how can he understand our friendship of more than 20 years of balancing surgery?

Stuart Deng said: "You girl is simply a knife mouth tofu heart, although the mouth is more powerful than anyone else, I feel that you care about your brother more than anyone else, your brother is completely on top of you and is living carefree, they don't have any worries at all, there is the current fight." ”

I frowned and asked him, "Don't you think they fight enough to hate?" They threw so many dishes and chopsticks at you, I told you in advance, I don't plan to compensate him for a penny, and I don't have the money to compensate him for this problem, so if you feel the need to let them stay and work for you, or if you want to chop off their hands and feet, whatever you want, I won't pay any money, this money shouldn't be for me, you can do it yourself. ”

The more vicious I deliberately said, the more he would believe it. It doesn't matter if he will believe it, but I don't care, I didn't plan to compensate him for this part of the money, since I have said this, then I want this matter to be left to them as a shopkeeper for a lifetime.

I just added viciously: "These few of them are in good health, and they are very capable of doing things, and they can also fight, so you can pay you for these dishes and chopsticks with your local villains, don't tell me, you don't accept these kings ~ eight ~ eggs." Or you want their hands and feet, whatever you want! ”

I'm a little drunk now, so I'm quite bold when I speak, so it's a bit exaggerated. But these kings ~ eight ~ eggs will you get out, that's also a good thing, I have had something to do over the years.

At this time, I didn't expect it to be Situ Deng who raised his head and laughed: "It's really interesting!" ”

I gave him a blank look.

At this time, the whole hall was already in a state of chaos, and some customers began to persuade them one after another, so they stopped them.

Who would have thought that these 4 people would return together, shaking their waists together, and singing loudly to their ugly songs that make people want to vomit, that thing you are completely a kind of heaven and earth, Saudi screams are fearless, as if it is the passion of youth.

The singing voice of the pig-headed three fat men makes people want to vomit, and they can vomit it out at dinner overnight. I saw him sitting completely on the ground, patting his table, closing the door with chopsticks, and the bowl and pan were beating, as if he was making a stronger noise for himself.

The three soles of the pig's head roared loudly: "Grandpa pig, sing a mountain song for everyone, my family is from the small northeast, where there are the Yellow River and sorghum, there are beautiful pretty girls...... There is my beautiful bride...... Ouch hey...... I miss my pretty girl...... He made me flatbread...... I can eat whatever I want, eat flatbread today, bananas tomorrow, fish the day after tomorrow, and whatever you want the day after tomorrow! He slapped the table deafeningly, and saliva continued to flow all the way, not only twisting his fat body, as if he were the pretty woman he had incarnated.

I looked at him and wanted to vomit all the bee syrup.

In the days of stunned everyone, the other three brothers were completely like drilling holes in this train with his big hands, constantly giggling and shuttling in the crowd. Everyone showed a look of excitement, and the appearance of the fight they had just finished as if they had just been abandoned disappeared.

They looked as if wishing them happiness, and they even invited a large number of diners to join them in this carnival of dances, singing in a loud and indecent voice:

"Come on, come on, bro, let's have this fun together! Move your hands and feet, my mind trembles, your hands, shake your shoulders, make the world a happier place, don't be polite, get high with us! ”