Tian Liang smiled, "I was bitten by a snake for one year, and I was afraid of the well rope for ten years." Lao Cai, you were scared last time, don't worry, let's get it this time, go early and return early, and I will definitely let your wife not know, let Lao Cai you thoroughly enjoy it..."

"Captain Tian, are you going to kill me?" Lao Cai almost cried, "That kind of place is absolutely impossible to go." The smell of perfume is too strong, no matter how careful you are, you can't get rid of the perfume smell on your body, my wife's nose is stronger than a hunting dog, she scolded me half to death last time, and this time she sniffed out the perfume again, and I died. ”

"Your wife is really hard to deal with."

Tian Liang's face changed slightly, "Last time, you hid in a small hotel and didn't dare to go home, your wife couldn't see anyone, and she brought six children to me to make a fuss, and almost killed me." What a dominatrix! ”

I couldn't help asking, "Lao Cai, is your wife very beautiful?" ”

"Pretty head!"

Tian Liang shook his head, "It looks like an ugly monster, and when you see it, I guarantee that you won't be able to eat for three days when you are nauseous." ”

I was afraid that Lao Cai would be embarrassed, so I hurriedly said: "Liangzi, don't be joking. ”

"Who's kidding? It's true. If you don't believe me, you can ask Lao Cai. ”

Lao Cai smiled embarrassedly, "My wife is a little ugly, but she treats me very well." ”

Tian Liang said: "Don't say it, Lao Cai's wife is really good to Lao Cai." A few days ago, I went to Lao Cai's house to visit Lao Cai, and saw his wife helping him rub his feet, while rubbing, blowing on his feet, and asking if he was better. That good guy of mine, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I wouldn't have believed it was Lao Cai's wife, tsk... Compared to the last time I brought a group of children to my place to make a fuss, it was just two people. ”

Lao Cai said proudly, "If it weren't for my wife rubbing my feet every day, my feet wouldn't be okay so quickly." And..."He lifted his shirt, revealing his white belly, "Skin allergies are healed quickly thanks to my wife, she applies a layer of potion to me every night, and then massages me, a massage is three hours, a continuous massage for a week, okay." ”

Tian Liang and I were both surprised.

I asked, "Lao Cai, what did you say?" Your wife gives you a massage for three hours a night? ”

"yes."

Tian Liang said: "If this is the case, your wife makes me awe-inspired." ”

Lao Cai smiled: "Why are you lying to you." So, I feel ashamed, I really shouldn't have gone to KTV. ”

I'm envious. Although I haven't met Lao Cai's wife, I think that even if she is ugly, she will not be like Tian Liang said that she is ugly, at most she looks like she is, and she can't compare with Mao Yiran. But, other people's wives are too good to their husbands, rubbing their feet? Massage? Still massaging for three hours straight? This is unheard of to me.

There is a wife who loves her husband like this!

Thinking of myself, when I had a good relationship with Mao Yiran, at most, when I came home from a party at night, she poured me a glass of water and said husband, you have worked hard. Rubbing your feet? If I don't rub her, wouldn't it?

Massage?

Don't even think about it.

People, when it comes to finding a wife, sometimes it's hard to choose. Looking for a beautiful one? Or find a diligent one? Love more than the book city

Beautiful and diligent, of course the best. However, you can't have both fish and bear's paws.

"In that case, Brother Li and I won't take you with me when we go to KTV. In this way, as long as you Lao Cai can get the work of Jiujiewan real estate development from Huang Keyu, I will give you a car, a low-profile BMW, how about it? ”

Lao Cai smiled, "What kind of car do you want, nothing is as affordable as money." I'll take the work, and it's enough for everyone to earn money together. When the time comes, I'll just take the lion's head. ”

Lao Cai is actually not a rare car, I don't understand, "Lao Cai, you are also a boss, it's not like that to ride an electric car every day, right?" It's not expensive to buy a car, 100,000 is enough. Why don't you buy a car? ”

After saying this, I secretly said ashamed in my heart, don't I have a car and ride a broken electric car like Lao Cai.

"Will buy it later, not now. Now six children are counting on me to feed alone, and it's a bit tiring. Hehe. ”

Tian Liang said: "Lao Cai, why are you raising so many children, they are all girls, six,!" Are you planning to have another girl and make up the Seven Fairies? ”

Lao Cai almost cried, "Captain Tian, you are really a bad mouth, why don't you open which pot to mention?" I was expecting the seventh son to be born, but you said that you would give birth to a girl, and you, you are pushing me into the fire pit. ”

Next, Lao Cai explained, and we understood. It turned out that Lao Cai was an only son at home, and his father gave him a task before he died, so that he had to give birth to a child in order to continue the incense of the Cai family.

Lao Cai is a filial son, and in order to complete the task assigned by his father before his death, he started the arduous battle of giving birth to a son. Originally, he thought that giving birth to a son was not a very complicated matter, and one shot was almost the same. Who knows, Lao Cai thinks simply, one shot is accurate, three shots in a row, all of them are girls. Lao Cai's strength came up, he didn't believe in evil anymore, and continued in a series, and after three more shots, he was dumbfounded, still a girl.

At this time, Lao Cai began to doubt life, I first ran to my father's grave and cried, and then took my wife to the hospital to find a gynecologist for examination. After inspection, the land is fine, the seeds are fine, it is a matter of probability.

When Lao Cai heard this, his confidence immediately increased. I gave birth to six girls in a row before, and no matter what, the seventh one should have a boy. Therefore, Tian Liang made up the words of the Seven Fairies just now, and Lao Cai was of course useless when he heard it.

Tian Liang said: "Lao Cai, your perseverance is touching. However, the expert you are looking for is not bullshit, this matter has a hairy relationship with probability, and you have to rely on the secret recipe to give birth to a boy and a girl. As soon as you eat the secret recipe and adjust your movements, you want a boy to be a boy and a girl to be a girl. ”

I know the secret recipe, but it has a hairy relationship with the action?

Out of curiosity, I asked Tian Liang what he meant.

Tian Liang said: "This is all a secret thing. To give birth to a girl, you need to use the side lying position, but to give birth to a boy, you must use the winding position. ”

I laughed, "Ryoko, you just crepe, what does this have to do with posture?" ”

Tian Liang said: "Actually, I don't believe it, it was Jiang Zhengzheng who said it." ”

"Jiang Zhengzheng? And the name? ”

"The nickname I gave. This person's surname is Jiang, I don't know what Jiang is called, some people call him Jiang Divine Doctor, and some people call him Beihai Huatuo, and his medical skills are very high. used to be a doctor in Beihai No. 1 Hospital, and after retiring, he wanted to enjoy Qingfu when he returned to his hometown, but every day when he saw a doctor was like rushing to the market. As for me, I have always had a relationship with him. ”

"Beihai Huatuo?"

Lao Cai suddenly screamed.

Seeing that Tian Liang and I were both looking at him, he said, "I know this person. Last time, my nephew went to him for a needle, nine needles, and he was a very powerful doctor. ”