Qian Yan pursed his lips, and did not directly say that the old cow of Huainan Wang ate tender grass, but said: "The concubine is thinking, today can be regarded as an eye-opener!" ”

Ying Zhan: "It's just a wedding banquet, as for opening your eyes?" Could it be that the wedding feast in your Siz country is not like this? Even if you are not like this in the country of Xizi, you have been married to me back then, don't be with ......"

Speaking of this, he remembered that she was no longer Jiang Qianyan of Xizi Country.

It's Jiang Qianyan who came from another time and space.

So, he asked in another sentence, "Could it be that your place is not like this?" ”

"Of course we don't!" Dumping Yan replied affirmatively, "Most of our weddings are during the day, and there will be fireworks, which is lively and festive." ”

Ying Zhan disagreed, "How can the wedding day be so noisy, this is indecent." ”

"Indecent assault?" I was puzzled.

Good manners, how can this be rude?

Ying Zhan glanced at the puzzled woman, "This incivility is not incivility, but it means that there is no etiquette." ”

Qian Yan rolled her eyes in her heart.

"In addition to fireworks, our 28th century weddings will wear white wedding dresses and hold flowers, unlike you, the groom and bride actually wear black, just like the mourning scene of a funeral."

Hearing this, Ying Zhan raised her eyebrows and sneered at each other: "What do you know, wearing white clothes is called a funeral, and you are holding flowers, do you think you are going to the grave?" ”

"......"

She was speechless!

She pursed her lips and thought for a while, and then said, "In addition to our white wedding dress, we also have a Chinese wedding with red clothes. ”

"Red is too gaudy." Ying Zhan denied without hesitation, "It's still good to be dark, the heaven and the earth are yellow, the color represents the sky, and in the northern country, the color is a specific color."

Fart!

Everyone here wears black for weddings, but I haven't seen you men go anywhere!

But whoever has money and power, which one is not three wives and four concubines, hugging left and right!

Ying Zhan looked at the little woman's delicate appearance and asked her coldly, "Isn't Concubine Ai scolding me in your heart?" ”

Hearing this, his delicate face trembled.

"Then how can it, it's too late for the concubine to respect you, how can she scold you?" "I just think that the red Chinese marriage is good, how festive, I used to fantasize that if I get married, I will wear a red wedding dress and have a traditional Chinese wedding!" ”

As she spoke, she was also caught in a beautiful vision.

However, a cold voice interrupted the illusion of the pouring face.

"Concubine Ai actually thought about getting married?" Ying Zhan asked faintly.

"I'm not a nun, so why can't I think about it?" "Most women fantasize about having a nice wedding, it's normal, right?" ”

As soon as these words came out, he saw the man with a dark face, looking at him faintly.

In the face of such a death gaze, he realized that something was wrong.

Only then did she remember that emperors are mostly machismo, controlling, and possessive.

It is typical that only the state officials are allowed to set fires, and the people are not allowed to light lamps.

So, he smiled, was full of desire to survive, and began to blow the invincible rainbow fart.

"The concubine just wanted a festive Chinese wedding at that time, and she never fantasized about who the wedding object was, and besides, the concubine hadn't met you at that time."

"It wasn't until I came to the northern kingdom that I met you on the roof for the first time, and I was attracted by your handsome appearance and natural imperial domineering, and at that moment, for the first time in my life, the concubine had a fantasy object for marrying......"

Speaking of this, Qian Yan didn't say anything anymore, but raised his eyes to look at the man, and then quickly lowered his head, lowering his eyes, extremely shy.

Facing the little woman's sycophancy, as well as her shy appearance, Ying Zhan's face softened a little.

The crisis was lifted, and Qian Yan began to talk about the mountains again, talking about the old cow eating tender grass.

"Besides, we men in the twenty-eighth century are not old cows that eat tender grass! Unless you meet the right person, age is not a problem, and there are men who are married for the second time, and they eat more tender grass! ”

Ying Zhan: "It's the same with us in the north, the king of Huainan you see is just a few." ”

Qian Yan immediately retorted, and also cited an example, "Who said that!" I look at those princes and nobles, there are a lot of concubines and aunts in the family, what seventh, eighth, ninth, and tenth aunts, the further back they are, the younger they are, some of their beards are white, and they also bring disaster to other little girls. ”

"On the contrary, King Huainan is quite normal, after all, he is a transnational marriage, and it is a second marriage."

However, there is one thing that the 28th century is very similar to here.

That is, a man's second marriage can be found younger and younger, and a woman's second marriage can only be found and older.

Of course, there are also individual women who can always look for little fresh meat, but that is a minority after all, and that woman has a certain ability.

I thought about it in my heart and didn't say it.

She just followed up on what she had just said, and asked curiously, "You said, don't they have a sense of guilt in their hearts when their old cows eat tender grass and sleep with young girls?" ”

Ying Zhan has long known that her words and deeds are informal, and now it is not surprising to hear her say so.

It's just that it sounded indecent, so he said lightly, "It's just nonsense!" ”

Seeing that the man was angry, he was slightly stunned, and immediately stopped his mouth.

Immediately afterward, she listened to him: "How many times have I spoken to you, speak elegantly, and do not be too vulgar in words and deeds." ”

"......"

So, it's not that she said the wrong thing, it's just that she didn't say it elegantly, right?

Qian Yan tried to be more elegant, "Then you say, do they old cows who eat tender grass feel guilty between the beds?" ”

Ying Zhan: "It's too straightforward. ”

Qian Yan rolled his eyes: "When they calamity other people's little girls, won't their conscience hurt?" ”

"Concubine Ai asked the wrong person about this." Ying Zhan glanced at the little woman, "You have to ask those old cows who eat tender grass." ”

"......"

Cut, you're no better, you're a few years older than me, but not as exaggerated as King Huainan.

As far as the age difference of King Huainan is concerned, it can't be said that the old cow eats tender grass, but the level of the Bull Demon King.

Moreover, when the emperor reaches the age of King Huainan in the future, he may be more exaggerated than the King of Huainan!

Just when she was thinking like this, she heard the straight man say, "Do you think that you are very young, and I and you are old cows eating tender grass?" ”

Yan Yan was shocked in his heart: "......"

This man, does he know how to read minds?!

Otherwise, how can I guess her mind every time!

However, the straight man in front of him is not over yet.

He actually sat next to her, attached himself to her left ear, and began to attack her with a poisonous tongue, "Concubine Ai can't help but look up to herself, in fact, you are not so tender." ”

Hearing this, Qian Yan immediately didn't want to pay attention to this dog emperor.

She glanced at the man plaintively, then snorted coquettishly, and then moved her body, her hands around her chest, and her ass against the stinky man.