Chapter 13: Practicing with Sun Wukong
White flowers' thighs, full of seductive dances, this kind of MV is a little too exciting for the Dragon Ball world, even an old pervert like the turtle fairy can't stand it.
"Eh~~" Kling stood on tiptoe and stretched his neck to look at it, saliva flowing down the corners of his mouth, these were much more exciting than the magazines he gave to the turtle immortals.
"Uncle, what are these sisters doing? Is this also a type of martial arts? "It's just that the simple Monkey King can still be unmoved.
"This ...... This one...... Martial arts are not something that anyone can practice! The turtle immortal still tried to hold on, but the hand holding the tablet did not let go.
"This is T-ARA's, and there are other folders in Girls' Generation, SISTAR's, wonder-girl, Miss-A's...... You won't lose to this! Shen Long closed the video and opened the folders one by one, and the sexy and charming covers of the video files made the turtle immortals simply unable to control them.
"I'm going to ...... I want to see! The turtle immortal's nosebleed couldn't stop flowing, and Shen Long began to worry about whether he would hang up.
"So, the matter of practicing martial arts?" Shen Long pinched the corner of the tablet and was about to twitch.
"Teacher Wutian, you can let Uncle practice with us! In this way, you can often eat what your uncle makes. Sun Wukong pulled the corner of the turtle immortal's clothes and said, Klin also nodded in agreement, both of them were conquered by Shen Long's cooking skills.
"No problem, I didn't prepare enough today, in fact, my cooking skills are far from being fully developed!" Although he was a little unhappy to be called uncle by Sun Wukong, since he spoke for himself, then forgive him.
"Not everyone can follow me to practice martial arts." A cold light flashed in the turtle immortal's sunglasses, and the nosebleed suddenly stopped.
It seems that this is indeed the case, although when reading the comics, Klin persuaded the turtle immortals with a beauty magazine, but Klin later became the strongest earthling, and the talent of martial arts cultivation is absolutely needless to say.
Looking at the other apprentices of the Turtle Immortals, Yamucha is also a top master among the human race, and he can enter the top eight of the world's No. 1 Martial Arts Association before practicing martial arts with the Turtle Immortals; Sun Wukong's grandfather Sun Gohan and Kiki's father, the Bull Demon King, are also strong and powerful, and their combat effectiveness should not be underestimated.
So the Turtle Immortal's acceptance of apprentices may also depend on talent, right? I'm afraid that a person who doesn't have talent will accept it easily, so Shen Long muttered in his heart, "So, do you think I have the qualifications to learn from you?" ”
"What are you......" The turtle immortal got up and circled around Shen Long a few times, and said unceremoniously at all, "You are far from Wukong and Klin, but you are not useless. ”
This may be an additional benefit of Liao Jie's cooking skills! Being a top chef is also a good body, small and weak can not play with kitchen knives and spatula, in addition, Tsui Hark is a director of martial arts films, and the food movies he makes also have a strong martial arts style, even if Liao Jie fights, he will never lose to ordinary people.
Before Shen Long could be happy, the turtle immortal's words changed again, "I won't accept you as an apprentice." ”
"Grandpa!"
"Teacher Wutian!" Sun Wukong and Kling pleaded at the same time.
"But you can practice with Wukong and Klin, but you must not tell anyone else that you are my apprentice." Turtle Immortal is colorful.
Hey, why are you willing to teach me but refuse to admit that I am his disciple? Oh, I probably understand, maybe I dislike my talent is too poor and it's shameless to say it, right?
"Teach me how to watch these beauties dance?" After less than thirty seconds, the turtle immortal showed that anxious appearance again, holding the tablet, and his eyes were about to bulge out and stick to the screen.
"Teacher Wutian, Wukong, Klin, come back for dinner!" As soon as he taught the turtle fairy how to watch the video, he heard a girl's voice shouting nearby.
"Oh, it's already dark!" That's when everyone realized that the moon was out.
"Lanki, we're here!" Sun Wukong jumped up and responded, a beautiful girl came over, Shen Long's first reaction was to look at her hair, and when he saw that Lan Qi's hair was blue, he was relieved; It's also ha, if you sneeze and turn yellow hair, it's time to rush over with a kitchen knife and cut someone.
"Eh, you've all started eating, huh? It smells so good! Ranki sniffed.
Sun Wukong, Klin, and the Turtle Immortal immediately shrank into a ball and trembled, looking at Lan Qi nervously, Shen Long hid directly behind the Turtle Immortal, Oops, I used a lot of chili peppers to cook just now.
"Ah~~ Ahh With a huge sneeze, Lan Qi's hair instantly turned golden, and she angrily picked up the kitchen knife next to her and rushed over, "You guys, you guys actually steal food behind my back!" ”
"Ahhhh Several guys scattered and fled, the turtle immortal ran two steps and felt that something was wrong, turned around and sandwiched Shen Long under his arm, surpassed Sun Wukong in three steps and two steps, and ran towards the bottom of the mountain with a smoke.
Shen Long only heard the sound of the wind whirring in his ears, and he felt that it was stronger than the wind he was riding on a motorcycle, the turtle immortal was so powerful, he could run so fast with more than a hundred catties.
"Huh?" Sun Wukong couldn't help but slow down when he saw the turtle immortal like this, thinking about grabbing Klin, and running under his arm like a turtle immortal, but his height was too low, poor Klin, his head hit the ground from time to time during the run, and after they got rid of Lan Qi's pursuit, Klin had become a Buddha.
"Aha! Ahahahaha! The turtle fairy pointed to Klin's head and laughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.
"Monkey King! You damn thing! Kling was furious, and as soon as he landed, he rushed up and fought with Sun Wukong, and then ...... He had a few more bags on his head.
When the moon rose in the middle of the sky, the turtle fairy took them back to the turtle house, and by this time Lan Qi had already fallen asleep.
Because of Shen Long, they didn't eat the puffer fish made by Lan Qi today, so they avoided a stomachache.
The next morning, Shen Long got up early to make breakfast, Lan Qi didn't rush at all because the cooking work was preempted, and she wanted to learn from him after seeing Shen Long cooking.
Shen Long agreed, but from now on, he would never dare to use spices and ingredients such as chili peppers and onions that made people sneeze.
After breakfast, the turtle fairy led them to the edge of a cliff, picked up a fist-sized stone, and wrote the word turtle on it, "Look carefully at this stone." ”
Then he threw down the cliff with a whoosh, "Whoever finds this stone first and brings it back here wins!" Those who lose are not allowed to eat lunch! ”
Thus, Shen Long's cultivation began.