Two hundred and twenty-nine standing treasures
"It's over, it's over when Brother Jiu and Brother Hong come, Brother Bao, do you dare to kill me?" Liu Zhu walked up to Ah Bao's side very childishly and asked Ah Bao again.
"Where did you find such a player? I've seen a lot of outlaws who don't want to die, and this is the first time I've seen something like this! Ah Bao endured his anger and was strong, and asked Zhang Jiuzhou very gracefully.
"Send Brother Bao!" Zhang Jiuzhou shouted directly.
A few minutes later, when Ah Bao got into the car, he turned his head to look at Liu Zhu standing at the door, stretched out his hand and gestured to Liu Zhu like a gun, and Liu Zhu gestured a middle finger at Ah Bao.
In the lounge, Zhang Jiuzhou looked at Liu Zhu helplessly and said, "When I saw you in C City, I thought you were unstable, but now I see that you really don't care about your own life, do you know how ruthless Ah Bao is?" ”
"How ruthless? How dare he eat? Liu Zhu gritted his teeth and continued to eat the steak he hadn't finished just now, and asked with a smile.
"It's over, it's crazy, it's crazy!" Zhang Jiuzhou said speechlessly while covering his head.
After Liu Zhu finished eating the steak, he looked at Zhang Jiuzhou and asked, "Brother Jiu, if Ah Bao dies, do you think the two sides will go to war?" ”
Liu Zhu's words stunned Zhang Jiuzhou and Hong Zi, and Tiezi, who was sitting on the side, was directly squirted out of his mouth by Liu Zhu's words.
"Are you crazy? If Ah Bao is dead..."Zhang Jiuzhou stared at Liu Zhu and was about to speak, but Liu Zhu directly threw down the cup in his hand and said, "Brother Jiu, if you can do a result, you would have done it a long time ago, why wait until now?" A Bao's character is similar to me, there is nothing barren and promising, just two results, either someone wants him to die, or he directly understands the things that should be understood by a handful of things, what Brother Lin needs is to sit back and relax, not to be timid! ”
Zhang Jiuzhou and the others listened to Liu Zhu's words and did not continue to speak, because Liu Zhu was undoubtedly using the simplest method to solve the most difficult and complex relationship.
Ah Bao originally wanted to take advantage of this breath to spread the wind on the iron bureau today, but after going this time, not only Zhang Jiuzhou and Hong Zi, the two senior lackeys around Lao Lin, were not to mention, but there was also a madman who couldn't see the depth and shouted at himself, and he firmly thought that he didn't dare to kill him, so Ah Bao was very unhappy and directly dispersed the brothers and asked the driver to drive him to a midnight undressing club.
This kind of small club is legally operated in the ** sub-country, generally some small, not many people accommodated, the number of dancers is about four or five, like a small bar, people who are willing to spend a little more can order a dancer to enter a small private room alone, which is a folding sofa and a small table.
Ah Bao is the most willing to come to this kind of place to spend nothing, after Ah Bao came, he said hello to the ** boss he knew, and then picked up a dancer to get in the car and rushed to his house.
Outside Bao's house, two dark shadows slowly groped for the main entrance of the house.
"Oh, why is this ** house so complicated? This time, I will see three doors, which one is which? Zhong Jianxun, who was bending over and squatting by the wall, asked Lao Fei upset.
"Are you stupid? The dog-like one should be the basement, and the one in the back should be the back door, don't you know? It's okay to watch less of that TV station that is not suitable for children, and read more newspapers and read more words, can't you? Lao Fei continued to grope with sweat on his head and said.
"Then the biggest one is the main entrance, huh? Just go in and it's over, what else are you looking for? Zhong Jianxun asked a little anxiously.
"Are you stupid? Isn't it stupid? The front door of your house is a fucking roller shutter, huh? Lao Fei suppressed his throat but asked with a white face.
Zhong Jianxun stared at Lao Fei with wide eyes, stretched out his hand and pushed Lao Fei for a while, and then said, "Then what do you say it is for?" ”
"That's a garage, people are advanced and developed here, and they all bring their own garages at every turn? It's terrible to have no culture, and it's loud and noisy, can't you stop for a while? Lao Fei turned around and stretched out his hand to give Zhong Jianxun a brain tap.
"Oh, do you dare to fight back?" Zhong Jianxun suddenly became anxious, and he stretched out his hand to tear it with Lao Fei.
"? What the are you two doing? What the hell is doing martial arts at my doorstep? Suddenly, a loud angry shout made Lao Fei and Zhong Jianxun's hands stay on each other's necks, and then the two of them turned their heads to look at the top of their heads in a daze.
I saw a chubby woman holding a hot ** woman in her arms, and a plastic bag-like thing fluttering in the wind hung unspeakably under the middle-aged crotch, swaying constantly.
Zhong Jianxun blinked and then took his eyes off the ** woman, while Lao Fei asked a little embarrassedly, "Dude, we are playing here!" ”
"What about playing? What about my grass and mud horses playing on my windowsill? Do you know who the I am? Bao, who had been disturbed by someone, shouted with his neck and face flushed.
"What do you shout? Annoyed, it's all from a place, we don't play and get it, who are you? You're the our best friend little Nezha! ! Zhong Jianxun said disdainfully and then stood up straight.
"Grass mud horse, my Northeast Association Bao, you hurry up and get out of me!" Ah Bao shouted angrily.
Lao Fei lowered his head and hugged Zhong Jianxun's legs with one hand, and the other hugged Zhong Jianxun with a fierce force, and Zhong Jianxun also reacted quickly, and directly with the strength of Lao Fei's lift, he directly rolled into the balcony, stretched out his hand and directly punched Ah Bao's temple.
A few minutes later, Zhong Jianxun carefully wound the naked ** woman with a rope and threw it into the bathroom, and then followed Lao Fei to Ah Bao's side, at this time Ah Bao was still in a coma, so Zhong Jianxun poured a glass of water and took a sip and sprayed it on Ah Bao's face.
"? Didn't wake up? This thing is not good, huh? Zhong Jianxun wiped his mouth and asked Lao Fei.
"Hurry up and get out of the calf, you didn't brush your teeth, don't spray, if you take another bite, this person will have to be sent to the hospital for rescue, I'll see if I fix him, you go around and look around, if there is anything valuable and useful!" After Lao Fei finished talking to Zhong Jianxun, he lowered his head and began to slap Bao's mouth, while Zhong Jianxun turned around and entered the bedroom.
After a while, Zhong Jianxun walked out with a small leather bag, and then put it next to Lao Fei and said, "It's quite heavy here, do you think there is anything valuable?" ”
Lao Fei looked at Ah Bao, who couldn't wake up no matter what he did, and said, "I'm damn you, your punch seems to have killed him, right?" You don't lighten it, huh? Are you going to make some extra money and let you use such water as diapers? After finishing speaking, Lao Fei directly opened the leather bag that Zhong Jianxun took, and there were things in it that looked like they didn't know what they were for.
"What is this?" Lao Fei reached out and took out one and fiddled with it, not understanding what was going on.
"Huh? Is this thing a flashlight, an iron? This thing is precious, let's take it home and use it ourselves? Zhong Jianxun also took out one and fiddled with it up and down.
"No, you don't see the light bulb for this thing?" Lao Fei took this thing and found a place to switch and directly stretched out his hand and pushed it, and in an instant, the stick in his hand made a "buzz...", and at the same time it vibrated violently.
"Oh? It's an electric baton iron! Lao Fei was startled, reached out and threw the stick in his hand directly on Ah Bao's body.
"Electric batons? How the fuck does this electric baton look.... It's so like.... What do you look at? Zhong Jianxun was a little dumbfounded, and took out one again and handed it to Lao Fei.
"Oh, blah, whoa.... This fucking fake cow, stay away, stay away! Lao Fei reacted instantly after seeing this strange-shaped thing, and then threw it aside.
"Malegobi, this fat guy is a pervert, this thing is leaking, it's fucking disgusting!" Lao Fei said as he stretched out his hand to Ah Bao's face and twitched his mouth frantically.
After unremitting efforts, Ah Bao, who had several teeth directly removed by Lao Fei, finally woke up, looked around in a daze, and said in a hoarse voice, "What the fuck are you doing?" ”
"Where's the money?" Lao Fei asked in a low voice.
"Grass mud horse, you still want to rob me? Yes? I, I, I, I...."When Po's words were spoken, his whole body suddenly trembled, and the words in his mouth were also stuck.
Lao Fei turned his head and glanced at Zhong Jianxun suspiciously, and found that the *** he had just called himself was thrown directly between Bao's legs, and then he reached out and gave Zhong Jianxun a brain pat and shouted, "What the are you doing?" Take it away, let him talk! ”
Zhong Jianxun touched his head and said aggrievedly, "Isn't he hard-mouthed?" I'll educate him!" Then Zhong Jianxun stretched out his hand to pick up the *** who was naturally leaking electricity and threw it aside.
"Brother Bao, let's leave after bringing out something valuable, knowing that you are Ah Bao of the Northeast Society, otherwise we can't look for you, and it's our kind of people who take the risk!" Lao Fei looked at Po with a smile and said.
"Holy.... Mom ..."; Lao Fei patted his head speechlessly, because he didn't need to look to know that Zhong Jianxun threw *** between Bao's legs again.
"Bao... Bao... I'll give you a stand-up clip! Zhong Jianxun kept muttering as if he was playing.