Chapter 189: Bad Joke
At the end of the topic just now, the atmosphere became a little cold, and the darkness in the woods added to the weirdness.
"Do you feel a little cold?" He Hongyan suddenly spoke.
"Eldest sister, you just found out! I'm almost freezing! Qin Yu scolded in his heart.
He was handsome just now and had to give his coat to He Hongyan, and he only had a shirt left. Shangjing belongs to the north, and the days in April in the north, especially at night, are still very cold.
"Also...... Gotta get it...... Good. Qin Yu said this, his teeth were shaking all the time, and his body was trembling a little.
He Hongyan saw Qin Yu's stubborn appearance, and immediately sneered. The pestle froze in place for a long time, and finally seemed to have made up his mind.
Immediately, under Qin Yu's horrified gaze, He Hongyan slowly walked to Qin Yu's side and hugged Qin Yu's whole person into his arms!
The body was suddenly wrapped in a piece of softness, and Qin Yu could even smell the faint fragrance on the girl's body. In the dark, Qin Yu vaguely saw He Hongyan's face turn red!
With the contact of his body, Qin Yu could also feel that He Hongyan's body was also trembling a little. I just don't know if this shiver is because of the cold or something else.
"I didn't expect it, I was forcibly hugged by a woman today......" Qin Yu was a little uneasy.
Just thinking about it, He Hongyan's voice trembled a little: "Don't think about it! It's just that two people hugging each other will warm it up a little! ”
"I'm trying to think about it...... Gotta ...... Can...... My current body doesn't allow it. Qin Yu's teeth trembled, and he wanted to raise his immobile left hand, but he failed.
But damn it, God seems to have played a shocking joke with Qin Yu! At this moment, Qin Yu's whole person was in He Hongyan's arms, and when he wanted to raise his arm, because his body was struggling, he wanted to raise his head.
As a result, Qin Yu's head seemed to be on top of something...... Seem...... Somewhat squishy ......
Syllable!
Qin Yu suddenly realized something, but it was a little late...... There was already a five-fingered mountain on his face......
"You!" He Hongyan breathed a little short and pointed at Qin Yu.
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Qin Yu hurriedly apologized, even if he was beaten, he knew that he was at fault.
It's a pity that even after all this time, the style of the second wood has not changed.
"Isn't it too cold, I see you're shivering a little bit?" Qin Yu said stupidly.
Can you not tremble! You've all bumped into it!
He Hongyan scolded Qin Yu in her heart for being bloody!
"Shut up!"
Qin Yu hurriedly closed his mouth, and the atmosphere became a little weird for a while.
"Qin Yu." After a long time, He Hongyan spoke again.
"Huh?" Qin Yu replied.
"Tell me more stories, well, it's been a long time since anyone told me a story." He Hongyan said a little sheepishly.
"No one has ever told you a story? You're so beautiful, hasn't anyone told you a story? Qin Yu raised his head and wanted to look at He Hongyan, he was a little incredulous.
All right...... Seems to have hit the ...... again
This time, He Hongyan didn't give Qin Yu another five-finger mountain, in the dark, He Hongyan's cheeks were a little embarrassed, she bit her lip and said slowly.
"You...... Do you mean I'm beautiful? ”
"Of course!" Qin Yu said categorically, "Whoever doesn't say that you are beautiful, that person must be blind." ”
He Hongyan's cheeks became more rosy, her eyes softened a little, and she said wryly: "But ...... No one has ever said that. ”
Qin Yu was stunned for a moment, and then she remembered He Hongyan's identity! The daughter of Ho Group! How can ordinary people be as open-mouthed as he is? He was a little silent, and he didn't know how to answer He Hongyan's words.
It seemed that he sensed that Qin Yu was a little abnormal, and he didn't speak for a long time. He Hongyan spoke again: "Qin Yu, you can tell me another story." ”
"Why do you keep telling me stories?" Qin Yu was a little unhappy, he was an injured man! I don't want to talk now, I just want to rest!
"I ......" He Hongyan lowered her head even more, and struggled for a long time before she said, "I'm a little afraid of the dark, if you don't speak, I'll be afraid of ......"
As if afraid that Qin Yu would misunderstand, He Hongyan then spoke quickly.
"After I returned to He's house, I was locked up in a small dark room for a day and a night, and since then I have been a little afraid of the dark ......."
"Damn! Dark phobia! Qin Yu scolded secretly, he now understood why He Hongyan was chattering so much tonight.
But this temporarily asked Qin Yu to tell a story, where did Qin Yu come up with it? Fortunately, I remembered my three roommates, two of whom often drove! He immediately remembered something and said.
A group of old couples went to the photo studio to take pictures, and the photographer asked: "Uncle, do you want side light, backlight, or full light?" “。”
He Hongyan said without thinking.
"It must be that the whole light is good, the whole light looks whiter, and the person is also a little more energetic."
"Really?" Qin Yu squinted at He Hongyan and said jokingly, "Are you sure it's okay to be full-light?" ”
Qin Yu's scrutinizing gaze made He Hongyan a little uncomfortable, and then immediately changed his words.
"No, no, no. Good metering! There is a difference in color and luster, so that the edges and corners are more distinct! ”
"Really?"
"Isn't that right? Then you tell me! Is it better to have full light or metering? He Hongyan said angrily.
Qin Yu laughed, and his smile was a little meaningful.
"Don't laugh, talk about it." He Hongyan glared at Qin Yu, raised her hand, and made a gesture to give Qin Yu a look.
"Okay, I won't tease you." Qin Yu made a gesture to hide, and muttered in a low voice, "I'm a wounded, and I don't know how ......to take care of the sick and disabled."
"You!" He Hongyan just let go of his hand, and he had to raise it again.
Qin Yu hurriedly said.
I don't know which is better, full light, backlight, or side light, but the old man said to the photographer, "I don't care, can I leave a pair of pants for your aunt?" “
“……”
He Hongyan was stunned for a moment, and then Zhanyan giggled.
"Qin Yu, I didn't expect you to tell cold jokes."
Qin Yu shrugged his shoulders and said, "Of course I will say cold jokes, but although you are usually smiling, you obviously feel that people should not be approached, which makes people feel a little cold." ”
He Hongyan nodded, pondered for a moment, stared into Qin Yu's eyes and said. "Say one more, I'd love to hear it, really, no one has ever told me that."
One more one?
To be honest, Qin Yu is not very good at telling jokes, but he is close to Zhu and black. In the dormitory before, I heard Li Xiaojie and Wang Chengwei coaxing the little girl, and he still knew how to draw a scoop with a gourd.
"Giggle~"
"One more one!"
In the woods, I kept thinking of He Hongyan's cheerful laughter.
Finally, Qin Yu's eyes gradually became a little overwhelmed. He couldn't remember how many jokes he had said, and since he was already seriously injured, he was now using more brain cells. At first, I could barely support it, but then I only felt that my upper eyelids seemed to weigh a thousand pounds! Close slowly, then? Qin Yu didn't know anything.