XXXIX. Pastoral
"Lord Hui, I really don't know why cattle and sheep are like this, I, how do I do it?"
Although Zhou Yunxi has lived in this era for a few months, he still has a modern style of thinking and thinking in his bones, and in the face of these officials who are worshiped as gods, Zhou Yunxi does not feel that there is anything to be afraid of.
Of course, the premise is that the county master in front of him doesn't have the intention of arresting her in prison.
"Zhou Yunxi, this official sees that you are toasting and not eating and drinking!" The county magistrate burst into a shout, slammed the table and stood up, his face was extremely angry, and he seemed to be very annoyed by Zhou Yunxi's attitude, "Come on, arrest her to the official!" ”
"Yes!"
As soon as the county master's voice fell, the officers and soldiers guarding around him immediately took action and surrounded Zhou Yunxi, and two people directly clamped Zhou Yunxi's arm, making it difficult for her to move for half a minute!
"This official asked you one last time, how did you make the cows and sheep dance?" The county master's words were filled with anger, although he tried to put his tone as gentle as possible, but the displeasure that came out of his teeth made everyone feel it clearly, "If you don't want to say it, then this official can only enforce the law impartially and treat you for the crime of demagoguery!" ”
These words made Zhou Yunxi's complexion change suddenly, and the eyes that looked at the county master became inexplicable. She didn't understand why the county lord was like this, but she also knew that if she couldn't let the cows and sheep dance today, she would inevitably escape.
However, in fact, Zhou Yunxi really didn't know how to make those cattle and sheep jump, and she was not an animal trainer, how could she get this?
What is this county master who is not embarrassed?!
"Miss Zhou, have you thought about it?"
The county magistrate stared at Zhou Yunxi, waiting for Zhou Yunxi to give him an answer that satisfied him. But for this, Zhou Yunxi pursed her lips and didn't answer, in the eyes of the county master, she just refused to cooperate.
If Zhou Yunxi knew that the county magistrate was thinking about this, she was afraid that she would have to cry and cry out for injustice! God knows, she was obviously thinking about how to make the cows and sheep jump and move!
"Wait, wait."
Zhou Yunxi didn't look at the county master, so he naturally didn't know that the county master's face was as black as the bottom of a pot at this time. She was communicating with the system of the ranch space at this moment, who knew that this bullshit system was out of order at this time, and she didn't answer her for a long time.
It wasn't until Zhou Yunxi was about to go crazy that the voice of the system sounded beautifully.
"What's wrong with the host?"
The system sensed Zhou Yunxi's impatience and madness, and at this time he spoke to the point, which made Zhou Yunxi vigorously suppress the swear words that came to his mouth.
"Why are the cattle and sheep dancing in the Mid-Autumn Festival?"
Zhou Yunxi didn't talk nonsense and asked the system directly. And after she said this, the system of the ranch space was silent again as if it were dead.
This situation made Zhou Yunxi's forehead bruise, and his complexion became more and more hideous.
It's also a shame that Zhou Yunxi lowered his head at this time, otherwise such an expression would be seen by the county master, but I am afraid that if Zhou Yunxi doesn't have to wait for the cattle and sheep to dance, the county master will arrest Zhou Yunxi directly into prison!
It's still non-negotiable!
- Isn't it a big sin to scare the court officials? Where else is needed?
"Miss Zhou? Miss Zhou? ”
Yang Xun saw that the county master was about to get angry, so he immediately pushed Zhou Yunxi, trying to get Zhou Yunxi to answer the county master's words. After all, if you want to die or live, you have to give an attitude, right?
"Don't bother me, I'm thinking!"
Zhou Yunxi was very frizzy at this time, and felt that someone interrupted her communication with the system, so she immediately scolded impatiently. Such an attitude made Yang Xun's face suddenly unbearable, but because the county master was sitting here, he didn't get angry in the end.
"My lord, this ......"
"Let her think." The county magistrate snorted coldly, "I want to see what she can come up with today!" ”
"Pastoral." As soon as the county magistrate's words fell, Zhou Yunxi suddenly raised his head. Of course, she didn't curse the system in her heart, after all, it took so long to find out, and in Zhou Yunxi's opinion, it was too useless, "It's that pastoral song." ”
"The grass on the horizon is full, the whip grazes back, and the sunset is stored on the way home......"
As soon as she finished speaking, she let go of her voice and began to sing.
This messy tune is something that the county magistrate has never heard, but it is strange to say that as soon as these cows hear this tune, they begin to line up spontaneously, and then lift their hooves and jump from time to time.
Although it is not as spectacular as the Mid-Autumn Festival, it does prove that Zhou Yunxi can make cattle and sheep dance. Such a result made the county master's eyes roll, and he had other thoughts in his heart.
"Is it really the role of the madrigal?"
The county magistrate waved his hand and motioned for the officers and soldiers around him to restrain Zhou Yunxi to retreat, and he himself became pleasant, and the folds on his smiling face were piled together.
With that oily face, it makes people feel a little sick to their stomachs.
"It really is."
Zhou Yunxi nodded affirmatively, and as she stopped singing pastoral songs, the cows also slowly stopped, and then stood in place, as if they were not the ones who had just moved.
Seeing this, the county magistrate became more and more interested.
"You, you, you, come here." The county magistrate ordered three officers and soldiers with relatively good voices in a row, "Miss Zhou, do you teach them to sing?" If it really helps, the official will let you go, how about it? ”
Although Zhou Yunxi secretly disdained the style of the county lord in his heart, he also knew that if he didn't do what the county lord said today, he was afraid that he would not be able to go home, so he would have to compromise.
She nodded, and then raised her voice: "The sky is full of grass......
Over time, these officers and soldiers also memorized the tune. After they practiced over and over again, they began to sing to the cow at the signal of the county magistrate.
Such a scene has a bit of a taste of cow playing the piano.
"Why is there no response?"
Yang Xun stared at these cows for a long time, and finally couldn't help but ask after seeing that the officers and soldiers had sung over and over again but still didn't make any movement, and even flicked their tails at him.
"Is it wrong?"
Zhou Yunxi frowned slightly, and he couldn't figure it out.
"I'll try it." The county magistrate was also a little puzzled when he saw this, and it was clear that he saw Zhou Yunxi singing the pastoral song before the cow started to move, why couldn't his own people sing?
But although the county magistrate let go of his singing voice and made everyone feel that their ears had been 'baptized' with great impact, those cows were still unmoved.
There was even a squirt at the county master, which made the county master suddenly roll his eyes and take a few steps back. Such a result naturally made the county magistrate quite angry.
"Zhou Yunxi! How dare you play tricks! The county magistrate didn't understand why it was useless to sing by himself, so he became more and more annoyed, and only felt that he had lost face, "Come on, arrest her for me and put her in prison!" ”