Kui Yiyi rolled up her arms and sleeves, staring at a large table of fruit in front of her, this is her daily fruit meal, the amount of a meal is equivalent to an elephant, and sometimes, she will wear two cherry tomatoes on her eye sockets for decoration.

"Oops! It scared me, I also thought that this pink eye was too bad. ”

"What's the matter?"

"I am ......"

"You're a star, I know. I don't take cases that are not in the entertainment industry. If you have something to say, say it quickly, and if you have a fart, let it go. ”

"Ahem, that, I'm going to divorce my husband, he's an outsider, he can't accept me kissing the actor, he said I'm embarrassed to him."

"Leave."

"This? Actually, my husband used to be very nice to me, and he said that when he first met me, he liked me. ”

"Leave."

"I mean, my husband likes me, not me."

"Leave."

"No, you're a lawyer, it's very evil to handle the case, you don't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, just let me leave, you know how many winds and disasters my husband and I have experienced, I pay a high price to hire a lawyer, not to let you jump word by word."

"Huh."

Kui Yiyu snorted, and immediately rose from the table and stepped on a pile of fruit.

"Fruit sauce, do you want to eat it?"

"It's so dirty, it's sticky to your shoes, of course you don't eat it. Why are you like this, a lawyer? I'm going to complain to you right now. ”

"Give me back!!"

"What? When I came in just now, I felt that you were all thieves and rats, and I just came out of the tiger's den? Falling into the wolf's den again? ”

"Who told you not to wear glasses? Put them all on for me, I don't know what I look like, I'm a gangster. Seeing that you used to be bandits and hooligans, and now you have changed your face, and your soul is not compatible? And you? Big and small eyes, what do you think I'm doing to you? ”

"It's not that you said, you can't wear sunglasses, and you can't vomit, otherwise we would have worn them a long time ago."

"Hey, hey, dare to talk back? Brother-in-law! Brother-in-law!! What sunglasses do you wear? Does it really look so shabby? ”

"Sister-in-law, I have a black eye patch, which is used for sleeping, I really can't bear it, anyway, your charges are too high, and there is no party, so I will squint for a while."

"Isn't this human? Aren't you human? ”

"Oh, miss, you may be seated."

"Don't sit, I'm leaving now, why lock me in?"

"Oh, this is my sister-in-law, no, lawyer Kui Yiyi's way of handling cases, as long as the problem is not solved, people can't leave."

"However, she can't solve my problem, and she has to charge for it? The money of our celebrities is not blowing in the wind, I didn't expect you lawyers to be darker than us. ”

"Hey!! I'm reasoning with you, what are you going to do? Still going to report me? Tell me, where did I mess with you to report? In the past, I was the one who exposed others, but I have never been exposed by anyone. ”

"First of all, you have two small tomatoes hanging on your eyes and eyebrows, and you have a big cucumber on your mouth, and your shoes have stepped on fresh fruits, instead of actually giving them to me, which is a great disrespect to customers, to sum up, I go to complain about you, can't I?"

"You didn't listen to me, so you just shouted? Then I'll tell you now, these fruits were originally fresh, just like when your husband chased you, it was because you were a star, and now you have been chased and trampled on the soles of your feet, of course your husband thinks you are ashamed. ”