Chapter 329: What is Monty?
"Don't buy it." Tang Ling refused very simply.
"Why? Know yourself and know your opponent, and win all battles. Life and death, do you think it's a joke? Boss Huang knew everything, but he didn't seem to be worried, and he was still thinking about Tang Ling's business at this time.
"There's no money, let's make some money." Tang Ling was immersed in the body array diagram, and he was in no mood to pay attention to Boss Huang at all.
Boss Huang was bored, didn't he say that lovelorn people should cheat money? Why is this kid Tang Ling still so hard to bite?
Thinking about it, Boss Huang is too lazy to stay in the study, let Tang Ling immerse himself in the sea of books alone, I have to go out to have some fun tonight.
But I didn't want to, as soon as I walked out of the door of the study, two round things pounced, one was riding on Boss Huang's neck, and when he opened his mouth, he bit Boss Huang's brain, and the other hung on Boss Huang's shoulder, not to be outdone, he bit Boss Huang's ear.
"Ouch, ouch..... Ding Ling, Ding Dong, what are you two little ancestors going to do? Loosen it, let it go for me. "Boss Huang is extremely unhappy, but he doesn't dare to resist, what if he resists and makes these two dumplings hurt?
"Hmm, Hsu (not loose), Lu is Huaiduan (you are a bad guy)."
"Xiao Tengteng is going to wash (Xiao Tang Tang is going to die), Lu Hao will help Mang (you don't help)."
Boss Huang wasted the boss's strength at this time, so he carefully pulled down the two rice balls, and inevitably left two tooth marks on the door of his head and earlobes.
Although the two Tang Yuan'er bit him just now and spoke alien language, they were together all year round, and Boss Huang still heard what they meant.
It turned out that Boss Huang didn't help Tang Ling.
After all, the matter of life and death has been in an uproar, and the news of Ding Ding Dong is not closed, of course, I also know about it.
In their eyes, Tang Ling was definitely not Tang Long's opponent, so wasn't he going to die?
Although I've only been with Xiao Tang Tang for a week, that person has feelings, okay? Do you want to watch him die?
Only this bad boss is indifferent, as if nothing happened, and he doesn't say help Xiao Tang Tang, will he have no way?
"Listen to me." Boss Huang tried to explain.
But the two Tangyuan didn't listen, and as soon as they were put on the ground, they rushed over again, one continued to ride on Boss Huang's neck, and the other continued to hang on his shoulder.
Boss Huang's face changed, and he immediately shouted: "If you bite again, you really won't help." ”
"Boss, do you want to help Xiao Tang Tang?"
"I'll just say, boss, you're not a person without a conscience."
Ding Ling and Ding Dong were satisfied, and slipped off Boss Huang, who coughed and took Ding Ling and Ding Dong downstairs.
In fact, Boss Huang really won't interfere, he has his own reasons and his own position.
Even if he wants to do something, it must be within a certain principle.
But these explanations are given to the two Tangyuan, and they won't understand.
There was no choice but to appease them first.
Moreover, will Tang Ling definitely lose? Thinking of this, Boss Huang suddenly sighed slightly, and since he had this idea, he expressed his deviation.
And for him personally, this deviation is not a good thing.
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"Monty." The smile on Han Xing's face looked very obscene, although he had tried his best to make a kind appearance.
"Come on, little Monty, good Monty, the fried fish in my brother's hand is really delicious." This terrible line, this disgusting sound, echoing on such an empty fourth floor, seems to be especially disgusting.
Han Xing himself doesn't think so.
However, in the huge pool in front of him, there was a sudden sound of 'bang-la-la' water, and a small figure jumped up from the water, made a vomiting expression at Han Xing, and then jumped into the water with a 'snap', and then disappeared.
"." Han Xing scolded in his heart, but he didn't dare to scold his voice, the things in this pool were fine, and he could understand everything.
"Hey." With a sigh, Han Xing sat down next to the pool, and carefully took out a crumpled cigarette from his arms, which was shameless and begged for from Tang Ling, and lit it.
Who would have thought that the son of one of the three marshals of the dignified Sacred Tree City, the most talented young man in the Sacred Tree City, and the existence of a prince, would be reduced to this.
Like tonight, there's a party of geniuses! Isn't he a Korean star eligible to participate? But no, he still has to finish feeding a stupid X octopus! Yes, an octopus!
And until now, this octopus is still very uncooperative, and almost half of the food that must be eaten today is left.
Looking at this result, Han Xing wanted to cry without tears.
And on weekdays, when he thinks of this octopus Han Xing, he gritted his teeth, at first he thought what was Monty? As soon as he entered the fourth floor, he was still trembling.
Can you not tremble? The entire large fourth floor has been built into a huge pool, which contains all kinds of fish, corals, shells... In short, at first glance, it looks like a pool that has spent a lot of money to imitate the best shallow sea environment of the previous civilization.
Boss Huang mysteriously told him that Monty was in this huge pool and asked him to find it by himself.
"Obviously, I'll make sure you'll recognize Monty right away." Boss Huang threw down this sentence and left.
Of course, at the same time, there was also Monty's food.
Not much, just three fish, one shell, but the fish is boiled, spices are added, the shell meat is wrapped in flour and fried, and it is placed in the shell to pose.
"It's exquisite." Han Xing is actually a little speechless, this special pet that lives in the water eats, and it has to be fried and fried? It's weird to think about! Moreover, what can an aquatic pet have? It's a big deal, it's a turtle or something, right? At most, it's fish.
Thinking of the way these creatures were eating stir-fried vegetables, Han Xing thought that Boss Huang should not be a psychopath, right?
Forget it, people with strength have quirks.
With this in mind, Han Xing began to look for those Monty who were very characteristic and could be spotted at a glance.
Standing on the floating feeding table above the pool, Han Xing first locked on a large Sea King Eight lying in the pool, looking mighty and domineering.
This is definitely Monty.
"Monty, it's time to eat." Han Xing shouted perfunctorily, and wanted to pour the food in his hand into the water.
As a result, the king did not respond to Han Xing.
According to Boss Huang, as long as you find the right Monty, it will definitely respond and will say that it wants to eat.
"Wrong?" Han Xing was stunned, thinking that Boss Huang should be playing with him, right?
Then, Han Xing found that there was a palm-sized octopus with a round head and eight thick legs next to Aquamanba, and he didn't know what kind of octopus seemed to be looking at him.
The octopus seemed to be glaring at him? Han Xing thinks that it is estimated that this mutant stupid octopus looks like this, but it looks very unpleasant.
He scolded casually: "Get out of the calf, go aside." ”
The octopus rolled away, as if it had a great grudge surrounding it.
Han Xing ignored an octopus and continued to look for Monty, and then he found a toad.
It is the size of a face plate, and the patterns on the body are mighty and domineering, like a tattoo of a tiger going down the mountain.
Will there be toads in the sea? Han Xing didn't think about this kind of question, and shouted at the mighty and domineering toad again; "Monty?"
"Quack." The toad responded to Han Xing, but in the next second, he turned around and jumped away.
Jumped away? What does this mean?
As soon as Han Xing turned his head, he saw the strange octopus again, still glaring at him with an angry expression.
"You're still addicted, aren't you? Roll the calves! looks like a face that is not beaten, and he still stares at people! Why don't you go to heaven? "Anyway, no one, Han Xing scolded wantonly.
Then the next moment, the octopus went to the sky.
jumped directly into the sky from the water, and the thick and fat tentacles suddenly became extremely huge, and they were directly pumped on Han Xing's face.
I don't want to reminisce!
Han Xing suddenly felt the urge to cry..... This is the first time he met 'cute' Monty, who was pumped with a dozen big mouths! He was very impressed.
Later, Han Xing realized that people had to climb up to this feeding table to eat, or go up to the shore of the pool.
Tie a small saliva towel to it and wipe its face, which should be full of ritual.
Then, he used chopsticks to pick up the vegetables, and one chopstick at a time, fed the vegetables into its mouth like a cannon barrel.
MD, why did you look like this? I want to beat it when I look at it! A cylindrical mouth on a round head!
This kind of thought, Han Xing only dared to think about it in his heart, if he wanted to make Uncle Monty unhappy, he didn't want to put the chopsticks in his mouth.
Its eight tentacles look thick and short, but they are more powerful than the sword in his hand, all kinds of parrying, resisting, and if it is unhappy, it will become bigger and directly pump Han Xing into the water.
If it's uncomfortable anymore, I'll eat it while spraying black water on Han Xing's face.
The first day that Han Xing became a 'Dalmatian' is Uncle Meng's masterpiece!
In the end, people are still very playful, like a child, eat two bites and jump back into the water to play for a while... Just like today, even if you are killed, you will not give face to eat honestly.
Thinking of this, Han Xing sighed, took another puff of cigarette, and said pitifully: "Uncle Meng, I still want to participate in the genius party." It's too late. ”
As soon as he said this, Han Xing felt a wet and soft head on his head.
Needless to say, Uncle Meng climbed onto his head and gently twitched Han Xing with a tentacle.
Han Xing burst into tears of excitement all of a sudden, this was Uncle Meng going to eat, he hurriedly brought the rice bowl to him, picked up the chopsticks and began to feed it.
Although it still has to compete with its eight tentacles for 'swordsmanship', it is better than not giving face and not eating at all.
Looking at Monty's pouting face, like a human being chewing fish, Han Xing suddenly felt a little in a trance, where did Boss Huang find the octopus? It's really a huge wisdom, shouldn't it be the two dumplings of Jingling and Dingdong pretending to be it?