603 Leo. The birth of black technology
Jian Han got out of bed with high morale, did a set of soft gymnastics, returned to the bed, picked up the tablet again, took a deep breath, and reluctantly opened the second day of Leo Hard - I was really reluctant, there were only fourteen episodes in total, and one less episode if I watched one episode.
Very similar to the beginning of the video on the first day, at the beginning of the video, it is still a pair of slender and beautiful hands of Leo Hard, typing elegantly and calmly on the keyboard, and as he taps, flashing golden letters appear on the screen:
- As an actor, you can go anywhere you want.
Jian Han read it lightly, was slightly stunned, and then laughed dumbly, there was an unexpected and reasonable feeling, Leohhard's first day of filming is that you can become the person you want to be, and on the second day, you can go anywhere you want, isn't it very logical?
Having said that, being the person you want to be, going anywhere you want to go, just thinking about it, you have a feeling of letting your dreams fly, it's really the life that many people dream of, Leo hard, this hand is really beautiful.
This time, it was still a $100 cost, but instead of landing on the eBay shopping site, Leohard found a forum to come out.
It was a lively lifestyle forum, divided into many sections, including second-hand goods for buying and selling, as well as advertising areas for various intermediaries, where car enthusiasts and photography enthusiasts could also find their foothold.
Leohard ignored the excitement on the forum's homepage and clicked directly into the emotional sub-forum in the forum.
At a glance, most of the post titles are complaining about all kinds of unsatisfactory things in life.
Leohard casually clicked on the number one hot post, which was a housewife complaining that the children were too noisy and disobedient, "I only have three children, but I have to wash thirty sets of children's clothes every day, God, can you imagine, just changed into clean clothes, you turn around, they can become kittens rolling in the mud!"
"I'm so fed up, my husband doesn't care about anything, he only jumps out and blames me when he receives the monthly electricity and water bill!"
"I directly threw the bill in his face and told him that if he nagged again, let him take care of the children at home and the old lady go out to work!"
Jian Han couldn't help laughing, the American girl paper in this post is really cute and cute, but what is Leohhard doing when he looks at this post?
In the next second, the forum screen was reduced from full screen to half screen, and the other half screen was occupied by an open blank ORD document.
The cursor of the mouse moves to the top of the ORD document, and with the movement of the cursor, a line of words is typed out: a magical storytelling machine that can make your child quiet in an instant.
After typing this line, he continued to browse the forum, this time entering a single woman's complaining post: "My hair is so bad, it takes an hour every day to get it to keep the style I like." ”
"And then I also have a demanding boss who always uses three words in a row every time I call, immediately! Right away! Now!"
"Can you imagine the way people look at me when I just got half sprayed with hairspray and ran onto the subway with the other half of my fluffy hair?"
"I always tell them, laugh if you want!"
Jian Han chuckled again, she found an interesting thing, this emotional forum seems to be some complaint posts, but in the end, it will always be flipped, exposing the optimistic and positive side of the poster, which makes people feel happy.
The ORD file opened by Leohard has a new content again: the photonegative ion comb - comb to the end, so that your unruly hair is obedient, only you are the first.
Jian Han blinked, vaguely guessing what Leohard was going to do, and sure enough, as more complaint stickers were read, more technology products were also invented by Leohard:
Husband answering machine – Instead of a tired husband, to respond to your confiding, of course, for the most realistic effect, you will occasionally hear the snoring sound coming from the answering machine.
Girlfriend shopping app - when you don't want to go shopping alone, please enter your preference, and a random lady with the same troubles will be selected for you within a radius of three kilometers from your residence, and you can travel together to eat ice cream and feed the pigeons at Triumph Square.
As Leohard filled the two-page table of contents, his long, white, slender right hand gripped the mouse again, and this time he entered the forum of a private university known for its combination of primary and secondary education and a rigorous academic style.
Soon, the great inventor, Leo. The ORD list of black technology has been updated again.
Mom & Dad App: When you want to let go of yourself once in a while, and don't want to sit in the classroom and listen to boring lessons, this app can mimic your parents' voices and help you take a nice sick leave, "Mr. Smith?" I'm really sorry, little Jack vomited and diarrhea this morning, yes, it's a pity, I'm afraid he won't be able to go to class today. ”
Roll call: It's only the size of a button, and the sound it makes seems to come from all sides of the classroom, and it's definitely a good thing to confuse the professor's attention.
Ghostwriting machine: can completely imitate your handwriting, has a huge database that is updated at any time, and a fully automatic Internet search function, well, if you enter your classmate's phone, when it can't search for the answer, it will also take the initiative to connect your mobile phone, before use, be sure to adjust the error rate, people who get full marks every time, probably won't need this machine.
Next, the video began to flash quickly, and Leo. There are more and more items on the invention manual of black technology, and finally, a thick roster of items was printed out of the printer, the first page of the roster is made of low-key and gorgeous silver, and the four corners are decorated with simplified roses, which looks very stylish, with Star Technology written on it, and the cover is opened, and at the top of the first page, there are four big characters in the catalog.
There are a lot of pictures in it.,Well,The so-called girlfriend software is the back icon of two women who rely on each other intimately,The help roll call machine is a silver button battery,Photoelectric negative ion comb is an ordinary one,A comb with a maximum price of $0.99 in hypermarkets。
But with the captions, these ordinary objects immediately became taller.
It is worth mentioning that this time, Leohard hid his makeup process, but let the final result of the makeup be presented in front of the audience - it was a young man wearing a white shirt, a regular red and black striped tie, a silver-gray jacket and a baseball cap.