Chapter 15—Take this brother away, O God
The oozing blood spread, and the word fool seemed to bloom on a flower.
"Judge Zhong, are you going to murder?" Chen Jie struggled to save her shoulder from Zhong Kui's hands, competing for physical strength, she was really not the opponent of the big man, not to mention that Zhong Kui was a ghost.
"Brother, brother, I'm in so much pain, can you let me go?" is naturally just right with Zhong Kuigang, Chen Jie has no choice but to use the nirvana to deal with straight men - coquettishness.
When Zhong Kui heard the word "brother", he paused slightly, and his dull eyes were a little clear.
"Brother, I'll take care of myself. Brother, I'm a little thirsty, can I drink some water first? Chen Jie changed her strategy, no longer using her hand to break his hand, but gently patting the hand that covered her shoulder.
Zhong Kui's hand really slowly unloaded his strength and slowly let go of her.
Chen Jie thought of Meng Po's worry-relieving tea, although she didn't know if it had any effect, but let's give it a try. Fortunately, after the white imp stealing the tea, she put the tea in the storage bag she carried with her.
"Brother, let's have some tea."
Zhong Kui picked up the teacup and drank it.
I now finally understand why I need to learn water control techniques first, and use it to make tea to save my life.
As the tea cup bottomed out, Zhong Kui finally looked as usual.
"Sister, why are you so far away from me? Do you like this vase a lot? Holding it like this? ”
Eldest brother! I won't stay away from you, I'm afraid that my life will be lost. "Brother, do you remember what you did just now?" Chen Jie asked cautiously.
Zhong Kui recalled very seriously, and the vase in Chen Jie's hand was held tighter, "Just now...... I just told you about the role of the underworld, right? ”
Chen Jie put down the vase, it seemed that he didn't remember what happened just now.
"Where did it come from? I can't remember. Soul Locking Jade? What happened to the Soul Locking Jade? Zhong Kui covered his head, as if he had to recall.
Poor Chen Jie's little sister picked up the vase again and shrank in the corner, "You just talked about the King of Yama in the Five Palaces, yes, it is the King of Yama." In a hurry, Chen Jie thought of the King of Yama upstairs, and moved out to block it, don't mention the soul breaking jade, he won't go crazy!
White imp, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone. The white imp sneezed on the road, huh? Got a cold? Could it be that the mana will also weaken when the physique is sealed?
"What am I talking about the Five Temples? Alas, no matter, come here, my brother will tell you about my glorious years. Zhong Kui seemed to be very dissatisfied that Chen Jie was so far away from him, and quickly pulled Chen Jie to sit down.
"If you want to talk about how I became a ghost god, I have to start with the stupid emperor who doesn't know talents......."
Brother, wasn't it a serious science popularization just now? Why is it now autobiography, and it is still "like Pan An, those superficial female ghosts always chase me, so annoying." ”
What's even more excessive is this sentence "Sister, your eyes are a little small and your nose is a little big." It doesn't matter, my brother will cut you a double eyelid, and your nose will give you such a shrunk and a cushion, which will definitely fascinate thousands of young men. Look how shabby you are now. ”
I'm the inner double! Inner double! Chen Jie tried to widen her eyes, revealing her dividing line hidden deep under the heavy folds. Also, I am blessed with a nose, how many aunts and aunts have praised it, and the fortune teller who set up a stall at the entrance of the hospital said that I am blessed with a deep face!
Chen Jie's inner drama could not be conveyed to Zhong Kui's spiritual world, and he was still talking with great interest, turning on her face, as if he was looking for a better way to move the knife.
"Sister, why is your forehead bleeding?"
Brother, you still said that you are looking for a place for your sister, you only see such obvious bloodstains now?
"This has to change gauze, it's not good for girls to have scars."
Chen Jie thought that he had something to do, so he would stop and talk about his glorious history, but who knows, he treated her wounds in his hands, and his mouth was not idle.
O God! Take this brother away.
Chen Jie gave up resistance and let him babble, just listen.
When the white imp returned to Zhong Kui, the girl drooped her head, her eyes were blank, she grabbed her cheek with one hand, and her mouth opened slightly. From time to time, from the depths of the throat come out "hehe...... Hehe......" weird sound.
Our Judge Zhong took out one beautiful man after another pictures in his desk, and the white imp didn't know that he still had so many pictures.
"What are you doing?" He felt that if he didn't stop Zhong Kui, this idiot should faint too.
A feather duster hit Chen Jie's back, and she was excited.
"Who?" Every day, why is it always me who gets hurt? The flower she was still holding in her arms was about to be smashed at the person, and when she saw that it was her boss, her eyes were immediately foggy, and the back of her hand was wiped next to her eyes to wipe away the tears that didn't exist.
At this time, the white imp was shining with golden light, as if an angel had descended. "Brother, this is my favorite type, you don't have to show it to me. You see that this impermanent adult Yushu is in the wind, the air is lofty, and the majestic is majestic, which is my mate selection criteria! Chen Jie hugged Bai Xiaogui and said, this is an idiom that she has learned all her life, and she can't praise one more word.
Does she like to be young? Or do you like Bai Wuchang's little white face? Is the person she describes in her mouth a vain impermanence?
It's just that the white little ghost is Zhengtai's appearance now, so Zhong Kui has to suspect that his sister only likes young ones, otherwise she wouldn't be interested in painting so many little white faces that are much more beautiful than Bai Wuchang.
This rainbow fart, our Lord Bai Wuchang is very useful, regardless of whether she is sincere or not, this sounds very refreshing. This impermanent adult is happy, so he won't play tricks on this idiot, "Judge Zhong, don't you still have a few cases to decide?" I'll take my people back and teach them well, and I won't bother you. ”
Chen Jie's head turned fast, and he leaned into Zhong Kui's ear and said, "Brother, you are busy with you, sister, I will go back and take down this tsundere." ”
Zhong Kui showed a teachable smile, and nodded again and again, "Sister, man, if you really can't do it, you can be strong, brother will support you." His expression is like a hooligan who robs a woman from a good family.
Our 'women' couldn't stand his obscene eyes, and pulled Chen Jie's wrist and walked out. "Don't teach bad people about me!" Putting aside these words, he left without looking back.
Before leaving, Chen Jie glanced back at his good brother, the eyes of the two collided, Zhong Kui's eyes were hot, as if to say, "Sister, come on!" You can do it! ”
Chen Jie...... What more can I say? My brother is too powerful, I can't resist it.
The two of them, who almost fled in the wilderness, didn't notice Mu Chuan outside the door, "Do you like him Yushu Linfeng, Qiyu Xuan, and Majestic?" ”
Mu Chuan is still receiving love training at Meng Po's, Shanshan is late, she didn't expect the plot to develop so quickly here, this training seems meaningless.
Meng Po wanted to say, this has nothing to do with me, don't rely on me. You stupid melon, you are confused with your name, it's strange that girls can like you. I had studied for two or three days in Yue Lao's place before, and I saw through such a small thing as love.
You just didn't understand the cheats I taught you, otherwise how could you be frustrated. A certain Meng Po almost forgot how she had made a mess of Yue Lao's red thread in the first place, resulting in being driven out of the heavenly court.
Our simple Mu Chuan didn't know about these old things, such a shameful deed, Meng Po herself would not hype it up, and the Difu News Daily at that time had not yet been established, and no one knew about it. Secretly tell you a secret, even if the Difu News Daily is established, they will not offend their invisible major shareholder.
Now he is holding the "Hunting for the Little Wife" given by Meng Po and is full of fighting spirit to carry out his pursuit of love, how did he know that this was downloaded by Meng Po from the panda reading book for him.
When Mu Chuan returned to Chen Jie's nest, she was walking on a horse.
This white peel, I still praised him at Zhong Ju's place, and when I came back, I turned my face. Say that if you don't learn well, you will get hurt, from now on you will step up your cultivation and not relax, and she will be injured three times and twice if she is a hanger before.
Who caused her injury, didn't he have a point in his heart? Blame me for this! It's okay to practice diligently, but don't you look at what time it is? At two o'clock in the morning, her current main job is a nurse, how can she be an angel in the morning?
Chen Jie's accusation of blood and tears was completely unacceptable to Bai Xiaogui, and he was concentrating on meditation.
Mu Chuan received it, but Meng Po repeatedly told him not to disturb Chen Jie's cultivation by chasing love and chasing love. Otherwise, how could Meng Po find Bai Wuchang to guide Chen Jie, and just let Mu Chuan take it.
Chen Jie's heart [I thank my sister for your good intentions, I wish you a stable position for a thousand years! 】
Meng Po [Come on, come on, Xiaochuan, I'll teach you two more tricks.] 】
Former best friends, now plastic sisterhood, is this a distortion of human nature or a moral degradation? Welcome to "Difu News: Into the Facts"
Ah......h No, it's off topic, so take it back quickly.
In other words, Mu Chuan didn't dare to disturb Chen Jie's cultivation, and silently turned back to his body to cultivate together.
"Mu Chuan, won't you enter my room again?" Before, Mu Chuan was still a potted grass, and Chen Jie had no problem placing him on the desk in his room, but now that he is a big man, how can he sleep in the same room. He's handsome, but we can't be so undisciplined.
[Meng Po floats by here, do you have a festival with this thing? ] 】
"And where do I sleep?" The first article of "Chasing the Little Wife" should not be rushed, so as not to arouse the woman's disgust, Mu Chuan understands.
Chen Jie made it difficult to give Mu Chuan next door, anyway, this white imp never needs to sleep in bed, besides, Mu Chuan is a pot of grass, and he will not grab a bed with him. Before this idea could be mentioned, the white imp opened his eyes faintly and sneered.
This ghost is almost difficult, and it is even more difficult to meet this cautious boss.
It's just two rooms, what else can I do? Pushing a beautiful man out of the door is an immoral thing, Chen Jie said to herself.
"Yes, or you'll live in the hall. If it is the main body, it can be placed on the coffee table, and the human form can sleep on the sofa. "I'm really a little clever ghost, Chen Jie gave herself a thumbs up.
In the second article of "Hunting for the Little Wife", what the woman said is right, if you want a daughter-in-law or the truth, you can do it. The simple Mu Chuan thoroughly implemented this truth, and he replied "yes".
The white imp was still not very satisfied with this decision, but it was okay, and Lord Ben no longer cared about this fool's coveting his beauty. "You go to sleep, cultivation is gradual."
Chen Jie, this is dare to be angry, step by step, what were you doing just now? Pulling seedlings? This man is under the roof and has to bow his head, although this is his own house, but who makes him the leader.
Rubbing his sore calves, Chen Jie smiled and said to the white ghost, "Thank you, good night, adults." ”
In the eyes of the white imp, this fool might as well not laugh, this ghost looks even more ugly than the female ghost who cried to death in the underworld.
"Mu Chuan, good night." Chen Jie naturally didn't forget that there was still someone in the house, so he couldn't be treated like a little transparent.
"Good night, have a good dream." Mu Chuan took advantage of Chen Jie to wash, poured a cup of warm boiled water and put it at the head of her bed, and then turned back into her main body and entered cultivation, she had to be stronger, and she couldn't be hurt again.
Chen Jie came out of the bathroom and saw the blue light on the white ghost, and the green leaves of Muchuan were stretched, which was also a beautiful and quiet picture.
"Good night, everyone." She fell asleep.
At this point, the three of them have started their cohabitation career without shame and impatience.
[Look, what kind of tiger and wolf word is this, a certain author is really on the verge of being deleted. - Meng Po]