Chapter 233, is the master a scumbag?
At this time, it was already twilight, Lin Xianyu sat lazily on the chaise longue, raised his eyes and said, "If Brother Jiu has nothing to do, please do it." β
Yinyu's delicate phoenix eyes picked: "It's fifteen today!" β
Lin Xianyu rolled his eyes: "I'm not so confused that I don't remember the days!" What about fifteen? I didn't see you in the room of Changfu on the fifteenth night before. β
Yinyu's eyes sank, "How do you know?" β
Lin Xianyu snorted: "I know everything about the past here. So don't prevaricate me with any fifteen-no-fifteen rules, I don't care who you are good with. Just remember not to toss too much, if it gets in the way of my sleep, I'm not welcome. "ββAfter the division of the Nine Elder Brothers, he sang and danced at every turn in the middle of the night, and the girl was too timber to have a sense of public morality!
The look in Yinyu's eyes changed uncertainly, making it impossible to see what was going on in his heart.
After a long time, Yin Yu said: "You just put forward the conditions, and the master will try his best to agree." However, I also have my conditions. β
Lin Xianyu said lightly: "As long as you don't cause trouble, the antidote can't be broken." β
Yin Yu said: "That's not what I mean. Saying that, Yinyu's face was solemn, "I don't care what happened in the past, but now you are the nominal blessing of the lord after all, everything else is easy to say, except for one thing, you must abide by the woman's way!" β
Lin Xianyu frowned: "I can't do this!" β
"You-" Yinyu's handsome face instantly turned a little green.
Lin Xianyu said: "The four words of abiding by women's morals look simple, but there are many rules and regulations in them!" Beating the husband first is definitely not an act of abiding by women's morals. β
Hearing this, Yinyu breathed a sigh of relief again, and felt aggrieved again: "It turns out that you also know that you have no woman's virtue!" β
Lin Xianyu said lightly: "But I will still keep the basic women's way." After all, this is the feudal era, and she asked herself if she was not capable of overturning this era, so she must abide by the laws of this era - at least to act like she obeyed the rules.
Lin Xianyu raised his hand and said, "As long as you don't mess with me, I can try not to beat you." β
A green tendon burst out on Yinyu's forehead, and he laughed angrily: "Does that master still have to thank you?" β
Lin Xianyu waved his hand: "Then there is no need." I try not to be coarse, but other than that, I should be able to basically follow it. β
Yin Yu's brows furrowed into the word "Sichuan", obviously dissatisfied with Lin Xianyu's promise.
Lin Xianyu's expression was indifferent, "Basically abiding by women's morals is - first of all, I promise not to cuckold you, and you can cuckold me casually, and I promise never to resort to force against you because of this." β
Yin Yu didn't know what to say for a while, he was really worried about this, this Dong E clan is so strong and strong, how can it be good if he steals a man in the future? But...... What do you mean to cuckold you? Ye is not a woman! You're not a man!
Lin Xianyu continued: "Secondly, women's morality...... Isn't it just to be a good wife and mother? I can be pretentious in front of outsiders. β
Yin Yu snorted: "As long as you don't smear the master in front of outsiders, it's done!" β
Lin Xian thought for a while and said, "I can promise this." I also promise that I will not mutilate your concubine or kill your concubine. β
Yin Yu was stunned for a moment, and then said: "I don't have children yet, you think far enough." β
Lin Xianyu said lightly: "Don't worry, there will be." "βHow many cubs does Scum Jiu have? Well, quite a few anyway.
Yin Yu secretly wondered, could it be that this Dong E clan can really foresee the future? ?
"It's so natural, it's very good, but those concubines don't matter, you can dispose of them casually." Yinyu has a very generous scumbag appearance.
Lin Xianyu said with a dark face: "I won't bully the weak!" β
Hearing this, Yinyu was not happy in his heart, "You don't bully the weak? Then you still ...... me."
Lin Xian Yu Liangliang interrupted Yinyu's words: "What? Are you weak too? β
Yin Yu couldn't help choking, as a man, how could he admit that he was weak?
Lin Xianyu smiled slightly, as long as he is a man with self-esteem, it is impossible to admit that he is weak. She stroked her sideburns, "I'm a person who never bullies women and children. β
As she spoke, she glanced coldly at this scumbag who specializes in beating women, her eyes full of contempt and disgust.
This look made Yinyu feel unhappy, "What do you mean?!" β
Lin Xianyu snorted angrily, "Auntie, I look down on the man who beats his wife the most in my life, this kind of man is a scum!" β
Yin Yu couldn't help but be indignant, "It's clear that their Dong E family is planning to make me have to marry that woman!" β
Lin Xianyu said coldly: "Of course, the Dong E family has the heart to climb the dragon and attach the phoenix, but what is the fault of the Dong E family?" Did she cuckold you? Or choke your outgoing children to infancy? De Jong's words, what is her disobedience? and you have been beaten severely! β
"I-" Yinyu was choked by this remark speechlessly.
Lin Xianyu snorted: "To put it bluntly, she is still too cowardly!" You ought to rejoice that I came late that day, and if I had been in my temper at one o'clock in the morning, I would have broken your hand on the spot! Speaking of which, Lin Xianyu actually regretted it a little, when he beat Yinyu that day, he should have stepped on his hand and left a deep impression on him for the rest of his life! Tell you to beat your wife!!
"Hmph, scum!!" Lin Xianyu said angrily.
"You're enough!" Yin Yu was scolded and ridiculed again and again, and finally couldn't help jumping to his feet, "You are not Dong E's family, how does the master treat her, what does it have to do with you?!" At most, your face hurts afterwards, but you've redoubled your revenge! Isn't that enough?! β
Lin Xianyu's eyes were contemptuous, and his tone was cold: "I'm sorry, when I see a scumbag, I'm more likely to be irritable." I'm not targeting you, I'm just targeting scumbags. β
Yin Yu was so angry that his hands trembled, "Ye is a scumbag?!" Because Lin Xianyu scolded "scumbag" just now, it is not difficult to associate the meaning of a scumbag, that is, a scumbag man.
Lin Xianyu nodded seriously: "Among the men I have seen, you are indeed the most scummy." βUh...... Compared with Shunzhi, it seems that who is more scummy is not easy to say.
Yin Yu's face was a little green, he gritted his teeth and said with pity: "So, you still read countless men?" β
Lin Xianyu said calmly: "Of course, you don't read as many women, but that is all from the previous life, the previous life, and even longer." β
Hearing this, Yinyu's face suddenly became a little delicate, is this considered green? ? Moreover, is the nonsense coming out of this woman's mouth worth believing?
Lin Xianyu said: "But don't worry, although I am only your nominal wife, I will never cuckold you in my life." β
Although Yinyu didn't dare to fully believe in the "nonsense", his face was still slightly better.
Lin Xianyu said sincerely: "I really don't want to target you. It's better to do this, you try not to appear in front of me in the future, don't come to me if you have nothing to do, what's the matter...... You can ask the people below to spread the word! Why do you have to run up to me and make me unhappy? I'm not happy, and I certainly won't make you happy. You say yes, right? β
Yin Yu's face turned blue for a while, in the past, he disliked Dong E's eyesore, but now he is disliked!!
How unreasonable!!