In these years, if you don't work hard, you can't live as well as a cactus!

I can't afford to provoke it.

Maybe this is the world of the big guys, right?

Lu Yuting's voice came over: "Are you unhappy? ”

"No, I was super surprised, I was just thinking, will it hurt if its thorns pierce people?" Jing Yihuan approached the cactus as he spoke, looking at the cactus that was taller than a human and densely packed with thorns, and couldn't help but feel creepy.

"You want to know, I can give it a try."

Lu Yuting said, looking at his cousin Lu Shaochen behind him: "Go and try?" ”

Lu Shaochen shuddered: "Damn!" Big brother, you're not authentic, that fucking thorn is longer than my thing, I'm scared when I look at it, I can't be stabbed to death by it in the past. ”

"Anyway, I'm your younger brother, and I have the blood of the ancestors of the Lu family in my body, so you can't wait to kill your relatives in righteousness! It's the same root, why is it too anxious!! ”

"Big brother, it's better to let someone else do this kind of 'good' errand." As he spoke, Lu Shaochen stuck to Jun Yufeng's side and pulled his white shirt, "Brother Feng, help!" ”

Jun Yufeng couldn't help but laugh at the same time, as if he had grasped something: "Are you saying that the cactus thorns are too long or you are too short." Well, I probably know, man, you really can't be a man! ”

"Phew, I just said that was a metaphor, don't you sit down, okay?"

"An explanation is a cover-up."

"Ahem. I'm talking about...... Forget it, forget it! I'm not going to eat this meal!! Lu Shaochen ran away with himself. He himself felt that he couldn't continue his words, so he naturally didn't want to continue to embarrass in front of everyone.

When he left the Lu Mansion, he couldn't help but think: "Damn! The name of this young master was inadvertently ruined! It was also destroyed on the cactus, miscalculated, miscalculated, and never wanted to see that cactus again! ”

"Embarrassed in front of a beautiful girl like Miss Jing, how will you have the face to meet others in the future......"

*

Aunt Fang was busy and prepared all the ingredients.

When eating, he felt that something was wrong: "Hey, young master, why is Chen Shao gone, weren't you still enjoying the flowers in the back garden just now?" ”

Jun Yufeng's eyes had an evil smile in his eyes: "He, he's full of drinking the northwest wind, look, how can we finish eating so much fresh and delicious food!" ”

When Aunt Fang heard this, she frowned: "It's strange." ”

Jun Yufeng: "Leave him alone, it's okay." Then he looked at Lu Yuting and Jing Yihuan, "Eat more." ”

Jing Yihuan was hungry, but he also ate a lot: "We can't finish eating, Aunt Fang, why don't you eat together, just have a lot of dishes and chopsticks." ”

Aunt Fang waved her hand again and again: "Alas, Miss Jing is polite, how can you do it!" "Master and servant can't eat together, although Jing Yihuan doesn't put on a stand.

"Young Master Jun, don't you have a girlfriend? Just bring your girlfriend over and eat! ”

Jun Yufeng drank half a glass of red wine: "It's been divided a long time ago." By the way, Miss Jing, do you have any girlfriends or anything to introduce me to you? ”

Jing Yihuan: "......" Eighty percent treat her as a matchmaker!

"If you don't speak, you acquiesce, and you promised to introduce me to a girlfriend?"

"Uh...... This, I do have a best friend, but she is not in the country now, besides, my best friend has a boyfriend, it's not that I don't want to help you, Jun Shao, there is nothing I can do. ”