Chapter Twenty-Three—The Feather Duster That Is Not Practical
Chen Jie enjoyed the delicious food quietly, and when she filled her stomach, she cleaned the pots and pans, and the two of them had not yet come out of the room.
Since the two arrived, her room had not been so quiet.
In the past, there was nothing wrong with being alone, you didn't have to please anyone, you didn't have to keep a fake smile, and it was a day to read books and watch dramas alone. She doesn't have any friends, what about relatives? When she arrives on the day of salary every month, she regularly sends a sum of money to that family, which should be a repayment. The expenses of paying rent, repaying loans, and repaying her kindness are spent every month, and she doesn't have a few steel hammers on her, so she can barely support herself.
These emotional and material deficiencies led to her insecurity. A ghost and a spirit actually made her popular here, adding some fireworks.
Before Bai Xiaogui came, if she went to work, she would solve the food and clothing in the hospital cafeteria, and when she was resting, she would cook a big pot of white porridge with a bag of mustard shreds. The most luxurious time is to go to the street after getting off work at night to eat a bowl of pork knuckle noodles with a cup of three-yuan soybean milk.
The reason why Bai Xiaogui is obsessed with fried chicken thighs is because she packed the leftover dishes at the department dinner and took them home, and there were exactly two large fried golden and crispy chicken thighs inside.
Since then, in order to bribe this little ghost, she will agree to make him chicken legs to eat. But that will undoubtedly make her heart hurt beyond measure, in order to save money, she naturally can't sell the kind of fried chicken sold by so-and-so, so she can only do it herself, and finally let her kitchen have a place to use.
The little devil was a little worse, but he always had some courage when the tall and strong landlady came to collect the rent. Every time the rent is reclaimed, the landlord's eyes will always be rolling in the room, and he will ask "Are you home alone?" ”
"What about a colleague dinner, it won't disturb you, right?" After calculating the days when the landlord would come to collect the rent, she took out the audio that she had already recorded and played, which she secretly recorded at each dinner.
After the landlord turned around, she had to pretend to yell inside, "Be quiet, you will be criticized by the landlord later." But there is no one in it, this time is really a test of acting skills, her little heart has almost jumped to the limit, but fortunately, although she is nervous, she has been coaxed.
Look at her superb acting skills, beating the white imp by ten ranks.
If she wants to say why she doesn't just find another house to live in, of course, it is close to the hospital, and it is spacious and cheap.
Don't look at Lingjiang County is a small county town, but the rent is not cheap, and the county hospital is located on the most prosperous street, so it is even more difficult to find a cheap house nearby. She was able to rent here because the house was next to the hospital morgue, which was a bit difficult to rent out, but it wasn't too much of a problem for her.
It's not a problem after the little ghost moves in, she no longer has to pretend that there is someone in the house. Once, the landlord thought that there was no one at home, so he forcibly pushed Chen Jie away and broke into the house.
"Little sister, you see that you live here alone, if you have any needs, you can mention it to my brother, and my brother will help you do it." The landlord crossed Erlang's legs, picked up the mourning stick that the white imp did not put away, and stroked it. "Look at you, you can't live, who cleans with a white feather duster, the little girl has never been a house, but she is easy to be fooled."
The more he touched it, the more he felt that the feather duster was unusually supple, and he used it to rub his face, and his greasy face touched the duster, as if he had made baking oil for the mourning stick.
"Yo, your duster is quite comfortable, so let's buy you a practical one, and I'll give this to my brother."
I want to give it to you, just now the white imp used this to teach himself a lesson. You don't have any opinion on taking me away, and you even want to set off a string of firecrackers to celebrate, but a certain imp is not happy.
Chen Jie watched the little ghost's face turn from blue to yellow, and then from yellow to green, you little ghost also have today, 'brother', you are doing well. She finally couldn't help it and covered her mouth and laughed.
The white imp pressed his anger desperately, two small flames burst out of his head, and he was still silently chanting, "You can't do it to the living!" You can't do anything to the living! "Lest this guy have already been dismantled.
The landlord didn't know what was going on, and looked at Chen Jie's eyes, "I said sister, from the moment I entered the door, I wanted to know why you always stare at the ceiling?" ”
This little sister is good-looking, so she can't have a problem with her brain, right? As he spoke, he felt a little itchy on his back, and when he looked at the feather duster in his hand, he was about to rub it back.
"You can't do it to the living!" The white imp endured to the limit, he must not let his white magic weapon be defiled by this big man, he shouted out, and summoned back the mourning stick with one hand.
Chen Jie silently squatted in the corner, why am I staring at the ceiling, you will know in a while. The top ten mourning sticks in the list of dungeon magic weapons were so belittled by you that you called them impractical.
No, I'm laughing to death, anyway, when this mourning stick beats you, you know how useful it is.
The landlord only saw this useless feather duster flying, it flying! "Little sister, this is a fresh toy you bought online, right? You can still fly, it's a novelty! ”
The landlord has a daughter who is in college and often searches for new gadgets on the Internet, so it is not surprising to see this picture.
"It's not a toy, and I don't know when it appeared on the couch." Chen Jie came to show her acting talent again, with a frightened expression, trembling all over, as if this picture scared her a lot. "If you hadn't picked it up, I wouldn't have known that there was something at home, uncle, didn't you bring it in?"
I don't look at how old I am, I'm embarrassed to call myself my brother.
After she finished this sentence intermittently, she even picked up the vegetable basin on the table and clasped her head, blocking the landlord's sight, and laughed wildly.
How did the landlord know that Chen Jie under the vegetable pot was stealing fun, he just thought that this little sister was frightened, trembling and crying.
He remembered the supernatural events told by the previous tenants, and his legs began to tremble, because he had only made up stories made up by the mud legs to get him to lower the rent. He also gave them fifty yuan less rent, which was his biggest concession, but they didn't know what to do, so they didn't know what to do, and they said everywhere that the house was haunted.
If it weren't for this little sister outsider, she wouldn't know the rumors just a short time ago, and this house would still be empty.
"It's fucking haunted." The landlord relied on his tall and strong, and only trembled slightly for a while.
Stupid humans, you might have escaped this if you ran away now.
Seeing that this mortal picked up a broom and wanted to fight back against him, the white imp used a few tricks, I didn't do anything to the living, and it was none of my business for him to be scared himself.
I didn't expect that I would use such a little spell to do this terrifying thing one day.
With the white imp's spell, the house in the eyes of the landlord has changed greatly. The old skin of the wall was peeling away, blood soaked the entire wall, and there were only countless pale stumps under his feet to drag him down the abyss. Several more heads came at him, and his feet seemed to be pinned to the ground, unable to move, and he had to twist left and right to avoid the attack.
The white imp's head was thrown very well, and he predicted his dodging direction, just passing by him, and he couldn't hit him.
The landlord turned around again to avoid a head dripping with a viscous dark red liquid, twisted to the old waist, and couldn't turn back for a while. Only then did he see that Chen Jie's corner seemed to be very safe, and it was the cleanest small area of the entire house.
"Good sister, help me!" The landlord thought to himself, 'Doesn't this goblin hurt her?' ’
"How can I save you? Woo woo, I'm afraid, uncle, didn't you say that if you need help, I'll look for you? Now you get rid of this thing. She shielded herself tighter and sobbed quietly.
"Woo woo, uncle, I won't tell you, I felt something was wrong a few days ago, and someone always said in my sleep that I was his, and I couldn't leave this place. You don't think he's going to have a crush on me, right? Uncle, get rid of him quickly, I don't want to be with him, people still have to find a handsome brother. ”
This idiot acts quite alike, fancy her? It's a shame that she can figure it out, and the handsome guy is blind before he takes a fancy to her.
The landlord believed it, my God, it turned out that this ghost actually took a fancy to her, is it because he knew that I had that thought, so he came out to warn me?
This landlord's brain circuit is really peculiar, and he has made up for this script by himself.
"Sister, otherwise, you can discuss it with this ghost brother, I will let you live here all the time, and he won't trouble me."
Now the poor baredevils saw a way to save money again, quietly touched the water cup on the table, wiped 'tears' on himself, removed the vegetable pot and sobbed and said, "Uncle, I don't dare to live in this house anymore, how scary." ”
The landlord was anxious, "Don't mind, sister, look, this ghost brother won't hurt you." In this way, I will give you free rent, water and electricity are all free, do you think this will work? "She moved away, will the ghost brother find resentment against himself, what if he finds his own delicate daughter, this is not good.
Feather duster, feather duster, I don't care about the few times you beat me, and I can have a few more tickets in my small wallet.
Inside, his heart was already full of joy, but he wiped tears from his face, "Uncle, it's good to be free of rent, but what if that ghost wants to kill me." ”
"Look, he doesn't mean to hurt you, it's okay." Ming'er, I will go to the temple in the south of the city to invite the high monk to come, accept this demon, now stabilize him first.
"Then you really exempted me from rent?"
"Brother can lie to you, this is the rent you paid just now, for you. There's another 500 yuan here, and I'll give it to you, so it's your money to add popularity to this house. "This will only ruin the wealth, and when I accept this evil ghost, I will increase the rent again.
White imp, you're still a god of wealth. didn't care about acting again, Chen Jie grabbed the money and put it in her pocket.
[White imp, let him go. Chen Jie used the Underworld Seal to communicate with him.
[No, I can't. 】
[Ten chicken thighs are dry? I'll clean and disinfect your mourning stick, and make sure there's no other breath. 】
[Twenty! 】
[Deal.] 】
The landlord only saw that the little girl received the money and froze in place, and the head smashed into him did not decrease, what should I do? He's a big man, and his snot and tears are flying.
"Uncle, this ghost just now also said that it won't hurt me. Then let's settle it like this, and I won't have to pay this rent in the future. ”
"No, no, no." It's all going to be, who cares about that money. "Tell him quickly, let me go, I promise, burn incense and pray to him every day."
You don't need to burn incense and worship, you just wash his ritual utensils, but he doesn't want you to touch his things again. He said no, just kowtow to him a few times, and shouted at him: My lord, I know it's wrong! That's it. ”
Before Chen Jie finished speaking, he had already knelt down and kept kowtowing, for fear that the ghost would regret it in the next second.
"Hmph" The white imp snorted coldly, dropped the mourning stick to Chen Jie and floated back into the room.
"Alright, he told you to hurry up."
After discovering that these terrifying scenes had disappeared, the landlord crawled out of the room, everything returned to calm, and Chen Jie smelled an indescribable smell: "I'll go, I know that I need more money, and I have to clean this house again." ”