The monkey who failed the cultural class was pitted: you have peed on people's fingers, why don't you jump out of the palm of your hand?

Even Liuyun has to admit that Duobao's wordplay is very slippery: he flickers the monkey with his palms and fingers.

Liuyun also wanted to rush forward and chop off Rulai's fingers with a knife, so that "the monkey can't escape from the palm of the Buddha's hand" became a reality, but there must be a premise: the monkey did not urinate in the open......

Seeing that the monkey was overwhelmed under the mountain, Liuyun smiled and shook his head: "It is of great significance to learn Chinese well." ”

A fixed-term imprisonment of 500 years is nothing for a person who has become an immortal, but the monkey is a monkey after all, and he can't control his temperament at all, and after only a few dozen days, the monkey can't stand it anymore and begins to struggle desperately.

For a time, around the Five Elements Mountain, the earth shook and the mountains shook.

However, no matter how strong the monkey is, it only has twenty-four heavens, and it is still biased. Therefore, if it is just a talisman, it will press the monkey back again.

Liuyun returned to Huaguo Mountain and continued to toss the monkey's younger brothers......

Five hundred years on earth, for mortals, may be a matter of several lifetimes, but for the immortals of Heavenly Court, it is only a little more than a year.

But for monkeys, 500 years is a long process: from unwillingness to desperate struggle, to discouragement, to bitter waiting......

The eleventh time to embark on the road of learning the scriptures, although he has no memory of his previous life, the inexplicable persistence in his heart still guided him to embark on the road of learning scriptures rampant with demons.

As soon as the golden wind and jade dew meet, they will win countless in the world.

Tang Seng has the need for bodyguards, and the monkey who has completed his sentence is still a little confused, so he is still a little interested in what Guanyin said about protecting Tang Seng and learning scriptures.

Acquaintance depends on fate, and staying together depends on routines.

Not long after one person and one demon went on the road, Tang Seng, who was afraid of the power of the monkey, was bewitched by Guanyin and set a trap for the monkey: the golden hoop.

Poor monkey, who is too biased, is tossed to death by a thing that can only be regarded as a fairy treasure.

Tang Seng, who was abstinent and had a strong desire to control, stopped the mantra with satisfaction, pretended to be innocent, and detained the black cauldron on Guanyin's head.

If it weren't for the fact that he had seen Tang Seng Yin kill his father's enemy, Liuyun would have really believed it.

The monkey, who has always been free and loose, was not very satisfied with the comfort of the headdress on his head, and after he went on the road, he began to test Tang Seng's bottom line: the first bullet, in front of Tang Seng, killed a group of robbers.

Tang Seng, who saw the tofu brain, was naturally a little angry, and he opened his mouth to ......

Eat soft, not hard.

Through temptation, the monkey figured out Tang Seng's weaknesses.

Further back, in Yingchou Stream, another person joined the team to learn from the scriptures: the little white dragon who was convicted of labor reform.

As the red stick in the scripture-learning team, the monkey gave the little white dragon a dismount when he met: after the little white dragon shouted that he was assigned by the Bodhisattva, he was still beaten by the monkey.

The little white dragon who has been wading in the quagmire of intrigue since he was a child has become a monkey's follower in a blink of an eye: although Tang Seng is the leader, the monkey is the most difficult to mess with in the community......

After passing the Eagle Sorrow Stream, the three masters and apprentices entered the Western Regions. After walking for two more days, the three masters and apprentices came to the Guanyin Monastery.

The three masters and apprentices were warmly received by clothing lovers, Elder Jinchi.

When Elder Jinchi heard that one person, one demon and one horse were all from Datang, he was overjoyed: Datang is a rich land, not comparable to the Western Regions in the poor countryside.

In order to show his "sincerity", Elder Jin Chi changed his robe three times a day.

Seeing that Elder Jin Chi squirmed and wanted to have a costume ring match with Tang Seng, the monkey was ecstatic in his heart: the opportunity to make trouble has come......

Why？

Elder Jin Chi was not very surprised when he saw the monkey for the first time, which surprised the monkey: Tang is used to abstinence, how can you not be afraid of monsters?

The monkey thought about it for a long time, and finally came to a conclusion: this Elder Jinchi must know the monster......

In the face of Elder Jinchi's "uniform temptation" provocation, the monkey was not polite, and took out Tang Seng's treasure of the town box: the brocade robe.

As soon as the treasure came out, greed arose.

There was a trace of crazy greed in the eyes of the old Dao Jinchi elder, and the monkey was happy: big things can be expected.

The brocade robe is a thing given to Tang Seng by Lingshan, which is naturally much more precious than the robe that the elder of Jinchi who was born in a poor country and saves by himself, coupled with the good surface engineering of Buddhism, so the brocade robe inlaid with the seven treasures of Buddhism is naturally gorgeous and valuable.

Something precious can only show its value when it changes owners.

Elder Jin Chi conscientiously implemented this concept: in order to change the owner of the brocade robe, Jin Chi classmate, in the dry autumn, do not hesitate to waste lamp oil, but also to warm the Tang monks and apprentices......

All this, the monkey saw in his eyes and remembered in his heart.

In order to show their gratitude, the monkey specially helped the monks of the Guanyin Monastery popularize a fire prevention education......

"It's out of the water!"

Just as the monkey was triumphantly watching where a group of monks were busy conducting fire drills, a black shadow touched into the Guanyin Monastery and quietly walked away the brocade robe......

"Good baby!"

The brocade robe fell into the hands of the black bear spirit.

Looking at the robe studded with precious stones and amber in his hand, the black bear spirit couldn't help but wonder: who made this thing, not only beautiful, but also had the function of protecting himself......

"Not bad, right?"

"That's right," the black bear spirit nodded with satisfaction, and just wanted to put on his robe, but his eyes suddenly widened, and he turned around, staring vigilantly at the sudden appearance of the flowing clouds, "Who are you?" ”

"Don't care who I am," Liuyun looked at the black bear spirit with a smile, "Do you know that you are already in great trouble?" ”

"Because of this robe?" The black bear spirit frowned and stuffed the robe into the broken one, then took out his spear and pointed at Liuyun, "You said that I was in trouble, wouldn't it be because of you?" ”

Liuyun smiled and shook his head: "I see that your cultivation is not easy, I just want to remind you, if you don't believe it, I can't help it, but ......"

"Since you're pointing a gun at me," Liuyun smiled slightly, feeling out his own sea of stars from the subspace, "I naturally have to give you a taste of what it's like to be in trouble!" ”

After speaking, Liuyun shook his spear and stabbed at the black bear spirit......

Although the black bear essence blocked Liuyun's shot, it was also soaked in the back: the opponent's gun grazed the ear and stabbed it, and if it was a little more off, it would have to make a hole in the head.

However, at the moment, the black bear spirit has no heart to think about anything else, and the spear of the flowing cloud, after brushing the edge, draws an arc and goes straight to the waist and eye of the black bear spirit.

The black bear spirit just wanted to block with a gun, but found that he was only blocking the afterimage of the opponent's gun.

So where is the real goal of the other party?

Just as the black bear was tangled, Liuyun had already put away the gun......

"You ......"

The black bear spirit just wanted to laugh at Liuyun, but found that his thighs were cold, and when he looked down, his pants had fallen to his knees......

The black bear spirit lifted his pants and glared at Liuyun angrily: "You! ”

Liuyun smiled nonchalantly: "Come again?" ”

"Come again!"

Liuyun's gun picked up speed again......

By the time the black bear spirit shattered the afterimage, the tip of Liuyun's spear had already left a small hole in the black bear spirit's heart.

The other party really has the ability to kill himself.

The black bear spirit was honest: "Senior, what did you just say?" ”

Liuyun looked at him left and right: "Are you interested in messing with me?" ”