Chapter Seventy-Five: Shameless
At this time, the barrage was agitated.
"Wow, my brother is so handsome, he can actually climb trees."
"I think my brother is so kind, and I asked Teacher Qi and Zhao Xiaoxiao if they wanted pomegranates."
"Sure enough, I didn't fan the wrong person, this variety show strengthened my love for Lin Jianqiao."
"The fans upstairs are so exaggerated, it's just climbing a tree, and you're excited like this, it's funny, right?"
"Lin Jianqiao can't say that he did a good job? At least he is willing to climb trees and help others pick pomegranates, unlike Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Keer who actually took away the ladder of the program group, and did not expect other guests at all. ”
"That's it, our brother is obviously great, why can't he praise it?"
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On the other side, Qin Keer and Zhang Xiaojie took a ladder and successfully picked a lot of pomegranates.
While picking the pomegranates, they compared the sizes, and when they saw the larger ones, they threw the other pomegranates on the floor.
Many pomegranates were thrown to the ground by Qin Ke'er and Zhang Xiaojie in this way, bursting with thick and viscous juice, which looked very miserable.
The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand it.
"Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er are really refreshing my tolerance for them every minute, how can they be so cheap?"
"I like to eat pomegranates so much, and I feel so distressed to see the pomegranates thrown on the ground."
"I suddenly feel sorry for the farmers in this orchard, and I should ask them for compensation."
"I think before recording the show, the program team should have discussed it with the farmer in the orchard, and the follow-up expenses should be paid by the program team."
"Why do you want the program group to spend, it should be Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Keer."
"That's right! They are wasting so much fruit, it is too much. ”
"That's right, the program team asked them to find the biggest pomegranate, can't they pick it again after watching it? Picking one and throwing one away, isn't it? ”
"If I were the owner of the orchard, I would have been to death, these two dogs!"
"I used to like chasing Zhang Xiaojie's dramas, but now I'm black to him all my life."
"To put it mildly, I also once bought an album from the MISS YOU girl group, and I burned it when I went back."
"Don't, why should Qin Keer blame MISS YOU for what Qin Keer did, and directly let Qin Keer quit MISS YOU."
"That's right, Qin Keer quit MISS YOU, and Zhang Xiaojie also quit idol dramas."
"Don't, the two of them just get out of the entertainment industry."
"That's right, both hands in favor."
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After Lin Jianqiao picked three big and round pomegranates from the tree, he climbed down and gave one to Zhao Xiaoxiao and Qi Shenghua.
"Wow, this pomegranate is too big!" Qi Shengkai looked at the pomegranate in his hand, he had never seen such a big pomegranate.
Zhao Xiaoxiao held the pomegranate in her hand, which was heavy and weighty.
I have to say that Lin Jianqiao is very good at choosing, the three pomegranates are all big and round, they all look similar, and there is no deviation.
Finally, the program team collected the pomegranates of the five guests, Lin Jianqiao, Zhao Xiaoxiao, Qi Shengkai, Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Keer, for comparison.
As there are some pomegranates, from the naked eye, it looks, as large as they are.
Therefore, the program team went on the scales to see which one was the heaviest, and that one won.
After careful comparison, the staff of the program team announced that Zhao Xiaoxiao's pomegranate was the largest and heaviest one in the audience, and she could get a usage fee of 100 yuan.
The barrage immediately became noisy.
"That pomegranate was picked by Lin Jianqiao, why isn't Lin Jianqiao the first."
"Is that guardian upstairs stupid? Lin Jianqiao took the initiative to give it to Zhao Xiaoxiao, isn't it Zhao Xiaoxiao. ”
"I think Lin Jianqiao really likes Zhao Xiaoxiao, and I always feel that I am helping Zhao Xiaoxiao intentionally or unintentionally."
"I also think, what to do, I think it's a bit good for CP."
"Isn't it a fantasy that you're sick? Our brother is just kind and helps others, don't rise to love at every turn. ”
"That's right, Lin Jianqiao is not very good at aligning with the teacher, why is there no one who snorts Lin Jianqiao and Qi Shenghua's cp."
"Yes, I think Lin Jianqiao and Qi Shengkai are quite compatible, a traffic star, a professional old host, oops, it's a good match."
"Me too, I instantly filled up a piece of BL text in my head."
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After Zhao Xiaoxiao took the 100 yuan shopping fund given by the program team, she handed it over to Lin Jianqiao.
"Brother Jianqiao, you picked this pomegranate for me, and the money should also be yours."
"No need, just take it." Lin Jianqiao did not reach out to receive the money.
At this time, the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Qi Shengkai is worthy of being a professional old host, and immediately came out to play a round.
"I think this 100 yuan will be used as our food procurement fund, and it just so happens that the meat in the refrigerator is almost gone."
"I agree, I think I eat beef." Qin Ke'er interjected on the side.
"Me too, preferably that snowflake steak." Zhang Xiaojie chimed in.
The barrage was instantly speechless.
"It's just a hundred yuan, what are Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er thinking about."
"I think Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er are too shameless, right? It's not their money, where else to order food? ”
"Then let's go to the farmer's market tomorrow and buy ingredients." Qi Shengkai proposed.
"Okay." Everyone else agreed.
But the live barrage is full of rejections.
"I strongly object, can Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er not go? I feel that if they go, what kind of son will come out? ”
"I also think, do you remember what broken tablecloth candles Zhang Xiaojie used for a hundred yuan on the first day? None of them come in handy now. ”
"And that Qin Ke'er, if you buy a fruit, you can buy a hundred yuan, these two people should not go."
"Agreed, can these two stay at home and not go out to make trouble?"
"It's not too much to hate Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er upstairs, right? Anyway, the two of them are also guests, and when they come to participate in the show, what should they not go. ”
"Yes, I can't stand it anymore, why are so many people prejudiced against Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er."
"Is that prejudice? In the first few episodes of the show, the two of them operated to anger netizens. ”
"It's just that they deserve to be scolded, lazy and stupid."
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The next morning, Lin Jianqiao, Zhang Xiaojie, Qin Keer, Zhao Xiaoxiao and Qi Shengkai drove to the farmers' market.
Sure enough, as soon as they got out of the car, Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er were noisy and wanted to buy something.
"I want to buy fruit!" Qin Ke'er immediately spoke.
"I want to buy coffee, as the saying goes, life is not complete without coffee." Zhang Xiaojie opened his mouth and said.
"Ke'er, Xiaojie, the main thing is that we only have a budget of 100 yuan, so let's save some money." Qi Shengkai opened his mouth to persuade.
Zhang Xiaojie and Qin Ke'er turned their heads dissatisfied.
At this time, there was another burst of complaints.
"Qin Ke'er and Zhang Xiaojie, what kind of expression is this? I'm used to them! ”
"It's just, do you think you're here for a vacation? Also coffee, fruit, vomit. ”
"I can't wait to fly into the screen and punch each of them."
"Plus one, I really want to fly over and punch them."
"It's disgusting, I beg the program team to kick them out quickly."
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Zhao Xiaoxiao, Lin Jianqiao and Qi Shengkai discussed what to buy last night, first of all, they wanted to buy a few catties of pork, because pork is more durable, and it is more versatile for cooking, and secondly, flour noodles, which were almost finished last time, if they still have a budget, they also want to buy some tea cakes and go back for afternoon tea.
Just when Lin Jianqiao, Zhang Xiaojie, Qin Keer, Zhao Xiaoxiao and Qi Shengkai were visiting the farmers' market, a little girl about fifteen or sixteen years old suddenly recognized Zhang Xiaojie.
"Aren't you just ..... The actor in the TV series, Qin Aotian. The little girl said excitedly.
Qin Aotian is the name of the male protagonist in an idol drama that Zhang Xiaojie just aired recently.
"Hello." Zhang Xiaojie showed a charming smile of an idol.
"Hello, I'm your fan, I'm good.... I like you. Apparently the little girl was very excited.
"Can I ask you for an autograph?" The little girl said shyly, after all, her classmates like to watch Zhang Xiaojie's idol dramas, and if she can get his autograph, she will definitely be envious of her classmates.
At this time, the live barrage was a series of vomiting.
"There's nothing wrong with this little girl's eyes, right? People like Zhang Xiaojie have something to like. ”
"Although I don't like Zhang Xiaojie either, I have to admit that his acting skills are still good."
"Upstairs blind, right? The acting skills of the president with facial paralysis are embarrassed to say that they are good. ”
"At least now little girls like to watch this kind of pretending to be greasy men."
"It is estimated that the little girl did not watch the live broadcast of the show, otherwise she would definitely lose her fans."
"I also think that I was also a fan of Zhang Xiaojie, but after watching the live broadcast of this show, I didn't have a good impression of him."
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I saw Zhang Xiaojie show a charming smile and said, "Yes, where are you going to sign." ”
The little girl felt open her schoolbag, took out the notebook and paper inside, and handed it to Zhang Xiaojie with some trembling.
Zhang Xiaojie immediately signed a name for the little girl in a chic manner.
The little girl was about to take the book back, but Zhang Xiaojie didn't let go of her hand.
"Little girl, I'm also a big star, and the signatures of big stars all cost money."
"Money?" The little girl didn't expect that she would see the domineering president of the rich country on TV, and she would ask herself for money.
"How much is that?" The little girl's notebook and her own class notes, she couldn't possibly not want to.
"Just a hundred dollars." Zhang Xiaojie stretched out a finger.
"It's so expensive." The little girl's eyes immediately widened.
"I'm a big star, it's all cheap."
"Alright then, I'm going to see if I have my bag." The little girl opened her schoolbag and searched for a long time, only crumpled fifty yuan and twenty yuan.
"Is it okay to be seventy?" The little girl whispered.
"Forget it, seventy is fine." Zhang Xiaojie immediately turned out the money and returned the notebook to the little girl.
At this time, the barrage can't stand it.
"Zhang Xiaojie, why is this person so shameless, the little girl's money is also greedy."