Chapter 22: What the hell is going on
When it was over, Tong Zhipeng was full of praise and said: "When Xiaofeng's grandfather was alive, we all called him Wang Banxian'er, Xiaofeng followed the old man to learn art when he was a child, and it is estimated that he is also a little half-fairy now." ”
Hearing this, Ye Shimei was dumbfounded, and the shock in her eyes was even stronger than when she saw this cabbage just now.
And Wang Feng was ashamed, his face was dark~~~~
Do you want to exaggerate that?
"Wow! No wonder Brother Jun can drive away poison and cure diseases by touching his feet casually, it turns out to be an ancestral heirloom!" Ye Shixian, who followed over, heard these words, which was called a little excitement, and she rushed over to hug Wang Feng's arm and shook it.
She didn't shook, but the key was that her body shook and shook, and the two big bowls buckled upside down on her chest also shook, touching Wang Feng's arm several times, causing Wang Feng to be ashamed.
Noticing Ye Shixian's movements, Liu Xiaohua's pretty face turned crimson, as if she was a little jealous, she didn't speak, but her hands were not idle, she let go of the corner of Wang Feng's clothes, and reached out to wrap her arms around Wang Feng's other arm.
Obediently, it's another left hug ~~~~
Ye Shixian is still young, and she is from the city, so she doesn't think there is anything wrong, but Ye Shimei is different, as soon as she saw Liu Xiaohua's reaction, she knew that Liu Xiaohua was jealous, so she glared at Ye Shixian, pulled her aside, and then diverted the topic and said, "Mr. Wang, can you really see the doorway here?"
"Actually, there is no doorway, in my opinion, I guess there is something wrong with the soil here. Wang Feng prevaricated.
There must be a reason why the cabbage suddenly grew so big, as for whether it was because of Wang Feng's bubble of urine, Wang Feng didn't know, he only knew that it was urine or not, the problem must be in the soil.
Ye Shimei nodded and said, "Mr. Wang is the same as I thought, I have already called several experts in the field of animals and plants in the city just now, and if nothing else, they will come over soon." ”
"Hmm. ”
Wang Feng was not interested in those so-called experts, and all he was thinking about was the pee he had sprinkled last night, trying to recall the exact time of the pee and the specific position he was standing at that time, and even remembering the posture and shape he posed when he peed.
"Could it be that I put on a handsome pose when I pee, so handsome that this Chinese cabbage growth hormone is soaring?" Thinking of this, Wang Feng couldn't help but laugh dumbly.
The four beauties of ancient times can sink fish and geese, close the moon and shy flowers, if Wang Feng can really pee out such a big cabbage, it is estimated that he should also go down in history and be admired by thousands of people.
"It's just a problem with the soil?" Liu Mingjiang and Tong Zhipeng were obviously not satisfied with the explanation given by Wang Feng, they glanced at each other, and then looked at Wang Feng with a brush, and asked: "Xiaofeng, what do you mean, there is something unclean buried under this soil, that's why ~~~~"
It can be seen that Liu Mingjiang is really scared this time, mainly because of his weak heart, I don't know how many shady things he has done behind his back, Wang Feng and Ye Shimei just said that there is a problem with the soil, he is good, he can immediately think of those unclean things, and he is also drunk.
Since he was so weak-hearted, Wang Feng had an idea, and a ridiculous thought suddenly popped up in his mind, so he coughed and said: "Uncle Liu, there are some things I didn't want to say, but since you asked, then I'll ~~~~"
At this point, Wang Feng made a fool of himself, turned his head and glanced at Liu Xiaohua, pretending to be unbearable, shaking his head and sighing: "Alas, forget it, I still won't say it, so that you and Aunt Miao can't sleep at night." ”
It's a very annoying thing to talk only half a sentence.
It's okay that Wang Feng didn't say half a sentence, but what he said, coupled with his incisive expression, Liu Mingjiang's heart thumped, and his little heart was pounding, and he was about to break his mother.
"Xiaofeng, if you have anything to say, just say it, don't hide it, uncle~~~~ Uncle can hold on. Liu Mingjiang wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and mustered up the courage to ask.
Even Miao Yinyi, who was standing at the door of the hall, was frightened by Wang Feng's half of the sentence, and ran over in a panic, and said urgently: "Xiaofeng, my aunt knows, you have a good heart when you are a child, to be honest, such a big thing today is related to the life of my family, even if your aunt begs you, you can say anything you want, so that your aunt and your uncle can have a psychological preparation~~~~"
As she spoke, Miao Yinyi's eyes turned red.
"Mother. Liu Xiaohua turned around and grabbed Miao Yinyi's arm, couldn't help but feel a little distressed, and also urged: "Brother Feng, you can say it quickly, as long as you can figure out what's going on, you have a way to solve it, right?"
"That's it. Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi said in a row: "Uncle and aunt may have been sorry for you before, but for Xiaohua's sake, you must help us." ”
Wang Feng never thought that his whim, half a sentence of nonsense, would make Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi have such a big reaction, recalling what Miao Yinyi said to Liu Xiaohua in bed last night, and the scene when Liu Mingjiang almost beat him, Wang Feng couldn't help but feel a little emotional.
People, leave a line in everything, and see each other in the future!
Not to mention anything else, just at Liu Xiaohua, in front of so many people, even if Wang Feng is angry in his heart, he can't let Liu Mingjiang and Miao Yinyi not get off the stage.
After thinking about it, Wang Feng smiled and said: "Actually, it's nothing, I just suddenly thought, grandpa said before, to be a man to be principled, there is a bottom line, everything has a degree, the heart can not be too ruthless, the hands can not be too greedy, as the saying goes, there are gods in the head, some things are known by God, God can see it, and he can hold his conscience, but he can't understand God's eyes, his hand is too long, he takes too much, and God will be unhappy when he sees it~~~~"
Halfway through the words, Wang Feng put away the smile on his face, and in the end, his face had become very solemn, and his eyes stared at Liu Mingjiang directly, as if he could see through the little bit of flowery intestines in Liu Mingjiang's stomach at a glance.
Wang Feng has something to say, and the implication is actually obvious, as long as he is not stupid, anyone can hear it, let alone Liu Mingjiang and Tong Zhipeng.
The two of them looked at each other, that Khan.
"Could it be that the village chief has fished too much oil and water in the past few years, and he has offended God?" Liu Mingjiang panicked, and inevitably had some doubts in his heart, after all, he had an awkward quarrel with Wang Feng last night because of the price of the contracted land.
I want to think so, but Liu Mingjiang doesn't dare to say this, what if what Wang Feng said is true? What if? The cabbage is right in front of him, this kind of thing in the dark, who can say clearly?