Chapter 168: Dreams
"Do you have to tell me the truth?"
"Yes."
"Well," I sighed, "it's a disgrace to men. To tell you the truth, I've been feeling a little depressed lately, and I want to find a suitable way to relax. So, I thought of this way to be ashamed to speak, go to the bathroom and get your perfume, this way is also a helpless move..."
"You, nonsense!"
"Nonsense or not, just go to the bathroom and see."
Mao Yiran really went to the bathroom.
Coincidentally, Mao Yiran's perfume bottle was really open, and the stopper was on one side of the table.
"It turns out that you..." Mao Yiran glared at me in surprise, was stunned for a while, and spit out two words: "Sick!" ”
With that, she went back to her bedroom and went back to sleep.
I breathed a sigh of relief, thankfully I was prepared when I went to the bathroom for the first time.
It turned out that when I went home and changed my clothes and went to the scrubbing room to wash, I smelled a smell on my body. I thought to myself, it's bad, it must have been left behind when I was with Jiang Shanshan, and it may have been stained when I had close contact with Jiang Shanshan in the room on the basement floor of the Western restaurant.
I know Mao Yiran very well, she can cheat, but I am definitely not allowed to cheat, so when she smells perfume, she must ask.
Where does the aroma come from?
I checked my whole body and finally found the source in my shorts. The aroma actually comes from it.
How so?
It only took me a second to know why.
Everything has to do with Jiang Shanshan. When I went to the basement floor of the western restaurant with her, when was that... Naturally, there is a perfume smell.
So, I opened the perfume bottle used by Mao Yiran and designed a retreat for myself in advance.
"I'm so smart."
Lying on the couch, I wanted to close my eyes and be confused for a while, but my mind was very clear. At this time, my thinking returned to the two Sakura people, in Tian Liang's words, they should both be karate masters. Hiding outside the door of the western restaurant, he mentions "Li Yang's work" from time to time ~~~~
Mommy!
It's weird.
How could I, Li Yang, have a connection with the people of Sakura? It's pure nonsense.
When it was almost dawn, sleepiness came up, and I fell asleep in a daze. Soon, I had a very grotesque dream: I saw that on a mountain road with weeds and rocks, four people from the cherry blossom country in uniform were hurrying along the way carrying a sedan chair. What about me, I happened to pass by the sedan chair, I felt curious, where did the cherry blossom people come from in the barren mountains and mountains?
How can you carry a sedan chair?
Strangely, suddenly, I saw the curtain of the sedan chair lifted, and a woman's head poked out, and her eyes were thrown at me, and I was surprised. It was actually Jiang Shanshan.
"Jiang Shanshan!"
I couldn't help but shout.
Hearing the shout, four Sakura people in suited clothes glared at me viciously. Among them, there are two people who are familiar to me no matter how I look at them, as if I have seen them somewhere.
Where have you seen it?
Just when I was confused, one of the Sakura people said "Eight grids!" ”
As if I had received a signal or an order, the other three Sakura people got out of the sedan chair, stepped on clogs, and pressed at me fiercely.
Just when I was covered in a cold sweat, suddenly, a person popped out of the grass next to me, holding a pig-killing knife, and shouted: "Big brother, don't panic, I'm here." ”
When I saw it, I was overjoyed, and it was You San who came. said that it was too late, and when he saw the pig-killing knife in You San's hand, a scream came out of the mouth of a cherry blossom country. The other three people rushed towards You San together. OK
You San didn't panic, and when the Sakura people who rushed up for the first time got closer, they saw that his hands were as fast as a ghost, and he reached out and hit the other party.
I was in a cold sweat and my skin was tight, and when I wanted to say something, my lips trembled so badly that I couldn't say anything. The four Sakura people fled. I saw You San with a bloodthirsty smile on his face, and said to me: "Big brother, has my move reached the realm of supernatural beauty?" ”
As soon as the words fell, I heard a coquettish cry in the air.
looked up, it was Jiang Shanshan. Jiang Shanshan in the sedan chair was leaning over from the air and rushing towards You San. I was completely stunned.
Jiang Shanshan is actually a kung fu master?
Just when I was about to remind You San, I saw You San use that trick again, I was anxious, and reminded loudly: "You San, don't use this trick on women, don't..."
However, it was too late. I reminded late. Yu San's hand was already stretched out.
"You!" Jiang Shanshan snorted, and suddenly there was an extra weapon in her hand, and the muzzle of the black hole was aimed at You San's head, and she didn't hesitate to pull the hook machine.
"Smack!"
A gunshot rang out.
I woke up from my dream.
At this point, I realized that I had already rolled off the couch and onto the floor. I don't know if it's because I saw the fairy picking peaches in my dream, or because I'm too nervous. As the gun rang out, I finished firing.
It's getting light.
I hurriedly got up from the ground and hurried to the scrubbing room.
As soon as she finished washing, Mao Yiran followed in, only to see a mocking smile on her face, "You are really suffocating." ”
After laughing, I don't know what pity I am, she said softly, "I have a baby in my belly, I can't be with you." If you really can't help it, I'll buy you an inflatable one from the Internet, modern high-tech silicone, the same as a real person, no, your real person is still easy to use. How? ”
"Forget it." I waved my hand, "I'm allergic to silicone." ”
After tidying up, making breakfast, and after eating, I sent my son to kindergarten.
When I was carrying my son to the electric car, my son looked at me and smiled, "Dad, your eyes are exactly the same as rabbit eyes." It's all red. ”
"Dad is busy with work and stays up late." I said to my son, "Remember, when Mr. Zhou is back, you can tell me quickly." ”
As soon as the words came out, I burst into laughter. What am I talking about? My son doesn't have a cell phone, how can he tell me? I'm so confused that I can.
After sending my son to kindergarten, I immediately called Xiao Meina, and it was okay, as soon as I called, I got through, "Meina, where are you?" ”
Even I think it's strange that my name for Xiao Meina has changed from Mr. Xiao to Mei Na. Also, so natural.
"On the way to the headquarters of Tianxiao Group for a meeting."
"Meeting? What kind of meeting? ”
"Morning meeting. I have a morning meeting every day. ”
"Didn't you go to training?"
"Mr. Chu made a special arrangement for me to withdraw from the training temporarily. After the morning meeting, I will go to Langtouyu Prison. ”
"Ahh Are you really going? ”
"Yes. Li Yang, I told Mr. Chu to let you go with me, and he happily agreed. ”
"Is Assistant Jiang driving?"
"Yes."
"Mina, I must see you right away, right now—" I said firmly, "There's a conspiracy here, I'm going to tell you face to face!" ”